"Elongated T"
1963
This albums was recorded in 5 minutes even though the album is longer than five minutes. How this is possible is a credit to the Beatles' enduring legacy.
-- Russell Crowe
1963
Coming hot on the heels of Please Please Me, With the Beatles lets you listen to music... with the Beatles. You will find that they smoke a lot of cigarettes and will all die of lung cancer just like D.A.R.E. told you. And yes, tobacco is a drug.
1964
A new year brought two new Beatles albums. This is the first one. It was a movie as well. The movie is in black and white so you won't like it because all you like is color. It's funny because it takes place on a train and an old man says "orgy." But back to the album--It's early.
1965
No!
This is another movie. It's funny because during the intermission they're in a forest and they play basketball with a person for a ball dribbling and there's a tiger and funny Indian music. This period was instrumental in helping George Harrison become a funny Indian.
1964
Continuing the trend of releasing albums in 1964, Beatles for Sale was released in 1964. Also in 1964 was a New York World's Renaissance Faire. The Beatles hopped on the renaissance bandwagon with their famous "Friar Tuck" hairdo's.
1965
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) is the first Beatles song that makes you say (Holy Crap!) You work for sixth months in a bookstore and you never read a book?
1966
And so the Beatles stopped releasing two albums and one movie a year for a long, long time until 1967. Slackers. LSD!
1967
If you like this album, you'll LOVE Buffalo Springfield's "Broken Arrow!"
1967
Another year that isn't 1966, another two albums and a movie. Yawn.
1968
The new songs are good but so few! The classical side is so long but so unlistened to by everyone on earth! So they put it out again in the future with spiffy sound and now it's ANGELS!
1968
In honor of the White album there will now be a vast expanse of White.
1970
Paul McCrapney. Strings. I guess the most important thing you should glean from this page is that the Beatles put out two albums and a movie twice in back to back years and then did the same thing minus the touring after a one-year respite and then the year after that put out a double-album and a movie and the year after the next one put out an album and a movie and broke up and during allllll this time there were tons of singles released that weren't on albums.
1969
1234567, my relationships are falling apart while I write stupid reviews heaven.