THE INDIE ROCK SITE "Mirrors are the gateway into seeing your true self."
			Scientists, Asteroids to Pelt Uranus "Doesn't affect anything" By Reginald Greenseat
	In a supreme effort to dominate the universe, New South Wales has decided to punish the inhabitants of the planet Uranus. The vast wasteland houses many poets who have utterly slewn the mistaken counterparts of their turkey buzzard companions in an effort to obtain Earthly recognition for bravery.      This mistake may be their very very very very very very very LAST, for the noble, and herowing government of New South Wales has decided to launch vast quantities of scientists and asteroids at the planet, intending to utterly destroy it and all whom live there. Inhabitants of Uranus do not like scientists and asteroids probing their planet, and will most likely take it as an act of war...if they survive.      The scientists have been rigged with many small villages, hoping to increase the destruction wreaked by their impact 100 fold. Scientists belive that the only way Uranus can be saved is if the objects are swallowed up by a Black Hole. Reginald Greenseat has tried to use inuendo, and it doesn't work. If you see Reginald Greenseat tell him to stick this story up Uranus. I'm sure he'll gladly oblige.