1992
It's still all drum machines and homemadeness, but it is glorious. Froggy in the meadow unner the lowg... Big Jilm! Touch my tooter, smoochah! Completely solid little dinky album all the way through.
1991, mayhap
It has good songs. Don't Laugh I Love You. It has bad songs. That one about the tick. I sold my copy. Is that a ringing recommendation or do I just like money too much?
1994
It doesn't sound dinky anymore, except for Candy. It sounds alternative. It sounds 1994. It makes me nostalgic for those days, even though I can't remember them.
1996
This is a really good concept, but it's not really good to listen to, except for Fluffy and some other stuff, because nobody hip likes country music. We like The Rapture instead. When we go to nightclubs for hip people here in New York City, we dance to The Rapture. Won't somebody tell these Ween boys that eight years ago? But it's really cool that they did this just for the, "Hey, Ween hired some Nashville musicians and made an authentic country album" factor.
1997
Too good to think about. I only have a tape someone... Well, they didn't burn it. These were the days before burning. They taped it. They taped my tape. I want to buy but it's always a ridiculous amount wherever you see it. $20.00. No. But since YOU don't have a tape of it for free, you have to pay $20.00 because it's worth that if you don't already have the tape. One of the best things about Ween is their lyrics. You go around singing what you think you hear, not believing they're actually saying it--It's just what it sounds like to you. But then you find out that that IS what they sing, even though it makes no sense.
2000
White Pepper never made me cry tears of joy. Flutes of the Chi is cool but the pop songs are all too honest and real and lovey, and the non-pop songs are all not up to their usual standard. I hate Bananas and Blow. I love bananas, coconuts, and grapes.
2003
Yes it's good why do I have to write this I don't want to write this now.
2004
In this DVD, shot in 5.7 surround sound digital multi-plex doctorate, Dean and Gean Wean play music that just isn't funny. Listen, boys, if you're going to sing about "give me shoes so I can tapsy," you'd better be funny. I give it no stars at all and I'm going to feed it to my dog, The Littlest Pope, as soon as I train my vast cardinal army to perform an act of God that can make my doggie like eating CDs/DVDs.
-- John Paul II