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Something interesting...

While doing some research on Lei Lani Kai, I noticed that Jungle Grrrl's outfit seems to be a variation of Slave Girl's outfit. Nothing spectacular here, just funny - weird.

Check it out here:


K.

OhOh ... The Huntress wouldn't like it

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Perhaps JG should call out The Fabulous Moolah for a loin cloth match.

Do you think the Beastess would get mad if we started calling her the Fabulous Jungle-ah? 

I feel like I'm looking at a pic. taken 90 years ago.

(I only watch WOW ... WWF sometimes) (WOW FAN ONLY)

Deadly Scorpio

Do you think the Beastess would get mad if we started calling her the Fabulous Jungle-ah?

Call her the "Fabulous" Jungle Grrrl, which serves the dual purpose of paying homage to one of the first major female wrestlers AND piss off the the Lana Star crowd...

K.

XY Wrote:

-> Fabulous Jungle-ah

The Grrrl will definetly have something to say about that ...

Kev. Wrote:

-> "Fabulous" Jungle Grrrll

Lana Star would comit suicide after breaking all the mirrors she has.

On the subject of Mirrors & Lana Star ... What was the name of the evil queen in "Snow White" ???

"Mirror Mirror who is ...." was that Snow White or am'I confused right now?

Deadly Scorpio

I like that Starvenger, only JG still might not care for the "tribute" angle.

Hunters Test -1-

1- What Would The Huntress Do To Riot?

A- Put Her Lights Out
B- Hunt Riot Down
C- Kick Her Ass
D- All

2- What Will Riot Do When She Knows That The Huntress Wants Her?

A- Run Away Like A Coward
B- Kiss Danger's Feet To Help Her Out
C- Use Backstabing Sneack Attacks
D- All

3- How Would JGrrrl Describe Riot?

A- The One Which Hasn't The Intellect To Put Together A "PUTDOWN" Session
B- The Trailer Park Retard
C- The One Which I Have A Taste In My Mouth To Put A Beating On
D- The One Which I'm Gonna Hunt Down & Kill

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

1-D

The Huntress will hunt Riot down & kick her ass till she puts her light out

2-D

Riot will backstab The Huntess with a sneack attack & run away very quickly as a caword to go & kiss Danger's feet to help her out (Danger will refuse )

3-B

The Trailer Park Retard

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

NOT SMART XY : WHYYYYYYY???

XY WROTE:

-> Umm, is this before or after Dangger beats Riot?

Do u think if it is AFTER there will be any remains left of Riot

(Sorry The Dawg Popped Out )

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

I don't think if there is Riot/Danger/JGrrrl

We will be bored out of our skin

Caged Heat & Harley Angles too
Law & order seem that they will kick in too

Deadly Scorpio

Law and Order will be doing a lot of kicking...kicking their opponents when they're down and out.
I'm glad to see you're a Law and Order fan Scorp...

I think that our taste=in wrestlers XY

Deadly Scorpio

So what is it now Detective Hunter Dawg

Ohhhhhhhhhh 

There will always be a Riot, Scorp. She is the Yin to Danger's Yang. Heaven to hell. There is order in the WOWverse only when two titanic forces work in equal but opposite reactions to each other, and that would be Riot and Danger. Put one down, and they just pop out of their hole later.
Otherwise, what fun would this all be?

Hey, going all Feng Shui should probably be MY department. It's my culture, dammit...

K.

lol Kev.

It's true there will be no meaning for WOW without JGrrrl/Danger/Riot

Otherwise the show will be so damn BORINGGGGGGGG

Deadly Scorpio

You did Huntress ...

Up for a mocking test??? Who would it be???

Deadly Scorpio

A challenge has been laid Down

To everyone:

There hasen't been anything good going on so i'm laying down a challenge. To anyone (Dawgs, Hunters, Chipmunks, etc.) i want to start a verbal assault on anyone who opposes the Riot and anyone who opposes me. Xyphon, Deadly Scorpio, Phil, Fire Dragon, anyone who thinks thay have the balls then step up to the plate. Riot and Danger, don't be afraid to jump in either. Rest assured i will be the one standing tall at the end of all this. I've got people who are with me on this so....Let the games begin!

1- You forgot mentioning The Huntress, Rioteer.

2- Also shouldn't you as a Rioter say Riot is the one which is going to be standing last? I think you just offended The Maniac.

3- Do you need a back up to support you in your fight?

Note: Dawgs&Hunters&Rioters fueds got heated again since yesteday morrning. So there is no need for your post.

Deadly Scorpio

One more thing Rioter ... you have a Rioter&Dawg hatter (Chipmunk kido) in your back up line.

Deadly Scorpio

I don't need back-up. They just stepped up on my side

So, let me get this straight. You have something disparaging to say about beastess, and yet you are not willing to say it here? DS, Xyphon and myself have brought some heat to Riot's forum. Riot seemed a little thrown off without her throng falling down around her like Ghandi's disciples, but she recovered and all of us are unscathed.

Frankly, I'm worried about Riot. I think she takes all of this too personally. It's wrasslin', after all. If you have some heat for Jungle, step up right here and let her know it. She's not real nice to clones, but she'll give you plenty to chew on.

The center of the WOWverse does not revolve around Riot, her big mouth OR her trailer park sensiblities.

Jungle obviously wants Riot and is calling her out. If you want a feud, bring it here!

You wanted The Heat Rioter ... Get ready to get BURNED.

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Rioteer has declared Jungle Warfare? We should be all getting our draft cards in the mail.

I say make it a three-way dance. I have no idea how that would work in a webboard "feud", but it should be interesting to say the least.

Dawgs vs. Rioters vs. Hunters. Should be a blast.

K.

Rioter, why do you feel the need to involve everyone else in this little 3 way dance of Riot, Danger, and Jungle Grrrl?? Do you like rattling cages with birds in them? Are you that desparate for attention that you will spam the entire board just for Riot's sake? Maybe I should give the baby his bottle, or maybe I should the baby cry a bit and let him suffer before giving in to the fiery rage that is insanity.

Enjoy it while it lasts, because it could be the last thing you enjoy in this universe.

Dan, it got people posting, so it's served it's purpose...

K.

I guess. but it's mostly the Hunters, Dawgs, and Rioters that post, and a few others post because they're pissed at his asinine truculence.

JG will have plenty of heat for Danger after she takes out Riot and the Chipmunk (sorry DS, but you heard the grrrl's interview just like I did). She no like nobody in WOW because they're all running around spewing scathology about beastess' hardware and these silly fueds that will be rendered meaningless once she gets done playing dominoes anyway.

I like the old line Riot chucked up the other day about "I don't need the belt because we all know who the true champ is anyway." See, she's not focused. She wants her little Yahoo club and her Rioters... her movies and her karate... Riot wants respect but she's not made of championship stuff. She's good, but lacking the fortitude to take the step.

But I know who IS ready for that belt. Just ask her, she'll tell ya! Danger, Riot, Rolled Gold... come and try to get some of this. Better leave the smack on the vanity and get your asses in the gym. You're short on time. JG's famished and just checking over the menu.

Phil, I don't care who gets the belt (JGrrrl or Danger) ... They are both my favorite ... I'm a Hunter Dawg remember?
I just don't wanna see their match, cause I'll be all mixed out between happiness & sadness.

Kev., in the Rioters vs. Hunters vs. Dawgs ... it would be imposible cause most of us already are a two way fans... (Hunter & Dawgs) (Hunters & Rioters) ... so how would it work?

I think the best thing is to have separete fueds between all the fans...heatting up what our players want (EX: JGrrrl & Riot) (Danger & Riot) (Danger & Terri Gold) ... so on (Including all the wrestlers)

Deadly Scorpio

I can't reply to that Grrrl ..... OOOhhhhhh
But about the belt ... GO FOR IT 

Deadly Scorpio
Hunter Dawg

Kev., in the Rioters vs. Hunters vs. Dawgs ... it would be imposible cause most of us already are a two way fans... (Hunter & Dawgs) (Hunters & Rioters) ... so how would it work?

Yes, there is that. Well, Scorp, I suggest we make out like Ares at Troy and indiscriminately switch sides when it's convenient...

...OR you just choose a side and just go with it. It's not like you won't have fun, right??

K.

I know where you stand, DS. I look forward to JG/Danger because it will feature two of the very best wrestlers in the show. But, I think you're the coolest and so I give you a hard time about your dilemna, is all .

OKAYYYYYYYY GYYYSSSSSS ENOUGHHHHHH PLSSSSSSS 

As I said ... JGrrrl vs. Danger = BLAST

I think I would go to La to see it 

I'm a HUNTER DAWG ..... I won't take sides but I'll stand up for both of my Girls 

Deadly Scorpio

NATURE & FORCE

NATURE & FORCE

In another dimension then Earth, in a world which is controled by the only two powers have a direct effect on all the living souls, two rulers understood the real meaning of "Power".
The Queens of the most powerful world in all of the dimensions of the Universe, choose several students every year to let them understand the real meaning of "Power", this year they picked six students.
Nature Queen: Can you tell me what are the forces which control the soul?
Student One: Being Serious to achieve success.
Student Four: Instincts we're born with.
Student Three: The fear of the unexpected.
Student Six: Madness inside of us.
Nature Queen: Well Done, these are the four forces which affect our lives somehow.
Force Queen: But there are only two forces which have a direct affect on all the souls, the two forces which combine to create power.
Nature Queen: We've chosen four living souls from another dimension, somewhere from a place called Earth.
Force Queen: These four will represent the four forces we've talked about.

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To be continued ...

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Intruiging...

K.

- ON EARTH -

David McLane: Entering the ring The Hunter coming all the way down from Brazil Jungggggggggggggggle Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
We could hear a lion roaring to the entrance of the one representing the savage force, she enters the ring, courage is drawn all over her walk , you could feel pride in her stand, with a very fast move which you could never see it coming she jumps to the ropes waitting for her unlucky victium to come.
David McLane: Representing The Heavy Metal Maniac Riot.
A tall figure is walking with a bat in her hand, she stops to lift the bat high before hitting it to the ground, we could see The Beastess eyes following the approching victium.
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Student Two: Which forces are they representing?
Force Queen: The first is representing Savage
Nature Queen: The second is representing The Crazyness whithin most of the living souls.
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As The ManiacRiot is entering the ring by jumping beneath the lower rope, JGrrrl says "Stay down cause standing won't do you good" Riot looks back at The Huntress with a crazed look and a strange reaction upon her face, you don't know if it is fear or a smile which was about to float saying "Oh yeah". As Riot was standing, we could hear the bell ringing, Riot looked arround before throwing her bat to the side of the ring, setting her eyes on The Grrrl. In unexpected move The Huntress stricked Riot by a missle kickdrop sending her back to the ground, but Riot moved fast catching The Beastess legs to let her fall then she grabbed her leg to give her a sling shot all the way to the other side of the ring. Riot went to where The Grrrl was tossed to grab her from the hair forcing her to stand up, The Grrrl looked unhappy to what Riot just did, Riot swung JGrrrl to the other side making her hit the corner of the ring, then she bended down to get her bat. She went to where The Grrrl is standing getting ready to swing her bat at The beastess right shoulder, The Beastess moved her right hand so quickly hitting Riot's wrist, Riot was moawing like a cat which was ran over by a car and the bat was slipped to fly across to where The Host David McLane was sitting, David fell backward with the chair in an attempt to get away fast from the bat. The Grrrl held the sides of the ropes liffting her body up to give Riot a kick to her mid. section and getting her out of the way. As Riot was half bend out of pain The Huntress caught her head to bomb it to the floor. Then The Grrrl looked to The Host shoutting to him "Is this the one you made a number one contender over me", but The Grrrl talking gived time to Riot to recover the fall, Riot moved her leg in between The Grrrl's to make her fall backwards and have a possible two count pin over The Grrrl, which kicked out of it. As both of them were standing The Huntress grabbed Riot to give her a monkey flip slapping her to the ground. The Beastess moved fast hitting the rope to give her extra power and jumping down by an elbow drop giving Riot the worst stomaque pain she ever had, The Grrrl stood quick and repeated the same move by using the other side of the ropes. We could see Riot twistting in pain and The Grrrl is just sucking the air away from her victium, Riot screamed in a torn shattered voice "I'll make you pay" The Huntress answered her "You should of ran away while you had the chance", then she walked to the corner of the ring up to the ropes to proove the name which she was given by an awsome splash.
David McLane: 1 ........2.......3, Winner is The Queen Of The Splash Jungllllllle Grrrrrrrl.
The Grrrl took the mic. saying: This was so damn easy McLane, get me more powerful target next time ... or don't you have any".
The Beastess jumped over the ropes stood looking to the fans with a powerful look then she moved her hand roaring with the lion sound which is playing in the background, before jumping down to the ground walking backwards while raising her hands up with the music, roaring once more before her exit.
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Student Five: So our winning force is the one representing the savage life.
Student One: So one of the two forces which combine to create Power is Savage? The instincts we're born with?
Force Queen: The Instincts which we were born with have a direct effect to our life, but the crazyness within us hasn't, yes it has an effect but not a direct affect as savage.
Nature Queen: Here we call it the force of nature, which I'm the queen of it.
Student One: What is the other force which combine to creat Power?
Nature Queen: Lets go back and see.

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To be continued...

Sorry about the spelling mistakes

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Sorry about the spelling mistakes

That's it, I've lost all respect for you because you spell bad

K.

I'll send it on over to the Disciplinarian and she can proof the spelling. Then, she can put a big old A++ on it before administering swats to Starvenger for misbehaving in class .

lol ... Then she'll punish two instead of one Phil
Get ready Kev. for our punishment 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Drat. In detention again...

K.

You'll make my detension very intresting Kev. 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Next: Danger vs. Terri Gold

Don't tell Xy...

K.

Too late...I read it 

Don't let Scorpio beat you up too much Rioter - I want some remains to chew on after you get out.

What Scorp and I do in detention is noone else's business, Xy, but I think we could find a happy medium talking about Jungle Grrrl and the chipmunk...

Cuts, scratches, bruises and broken bones ARE to be expected, but enough about what Disciplinarian's punishment is like...

K.

Well I think The Dis. will slap the hell out of us 

Then XY u'll be able to chew the rest of our bones 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

NATURE&FORCE


We could hear music which we could never describe, we could only feel it tingling with a joyful feeling inside, is this music made by Angels or is it lowered among us from hell, I guess we'll never find the words which could ever define it.
The host David McLane popped out of his seat to the sound of the music it looked as if he got stung by a bee, he moved very fast to stand behind the ring to the opposite side of the ramp.

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Student Three: Why has he popped up like that?
Force Queen laughing: Cause he is worn out of his skin from this force.
Nature Queen smiling: This force gave him a lot of troubles, he fears her more than death.
Student Six: Why? What did she possibly do?
Force Queen trying to trap a laughter inside "A lot" then Left out her laughter to take place.
Nature Queen shared the laughter struggling to make it stop.
The students looked by a puzzled look on their face.
Nature Queen: Well she gave him hard time, dumping him to the floor, throwing him of the ropes and she had told him to get himself ready to be put down threw a table.
All of the students shouted at once "What?"
Nature Queen: Well he is cheap, he needed someone to make him learn a lesson and who is the perfect force to do that then the force of Danger.

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In a voice that is about to cry the host said: Dangggggggggggger
We could see strange behavior among the fans, some of them hooraying in love and others booing out of hate, the old love & hate historical story among the living. As the powerful force was walking down the ramp, she stopped to drink from a bottle which she was holding, spitting it out at the exact same time as the fireworks celebrating her entrance behind her. While she was moving to take her place inside the ring, David McLane moved away step by step trying to make himself disappear. The force looked around her and jumped to the middle ropes smiling to her fans then she came down and took a side glance at McLane, which was about to get down to the floor and cry like a baby.
David McLane in a very lowered tone said in the mic.: Representing The WOW World Champion, The Perfffff
He swallowed his word looking at Danger, then he continued "Terri Gold".
Entering the ring a living creature with an athletic body, running to the ring waving to everyone as her theme is playing in the background.
She jumped over the top ropes and into the ring, taking off the belt from her waist.
Danger: Kiss it good-bye cause you'll never see it again, I see you've polished it well for me.
Terri Gold: I've seen that you told everyone Danger, that the belt is with me on loan.
Danger: Isn’t that the truth.
Than The Dangerous force said leaning forward looking at the feared eyes of her opponent with a fearless smile dancing all over her face "Welcome To The High Way To Hell Baby".
The bell rang with the last word of Danger's sentence, Danger's hand moved fast in a chalk hold lifting Terri Gold high, keeping her held up for few seconds before slamming her to the ground. Then she lifted her again to hold her up, everyone from the audience expected she'll do a torture hold to her but instead she held her so high before letting her go while bending her knee under to give her a knee drop. Terri Gold was crawling and twisting to the ground in pain, Danger looked at her in a disgusted look saying "Your pathetic, your name should be Shame To Gold". Danger grabbed her again from the neck but Terri Gold swung her hand to get rid of Danger's hold, grabbing her feet causing Danger to loose her balance and fall backwards in a nasty slam. Danger didn't stand up right away, she kept her eyes concentrated on Terri which has done a gymnastic move in the ring celebrating her move on Danger, totally forgetting that Danger had her twisting like a frog a while ago. Danger stood up in a glance grabbed Terri's hand to hit her to the ropes swinging her arm to hit Terri's upper section but instead Terri rolled across the ring standing to kick Danger in the mid. section, following the kick by another and another then slept on the ground to let her legs make Danger loose balance again. Terri jumped to the top ropes opposite to Danger and a mid air turn which is a move she is known by, in an attempt to pin Danger, which has moved so quickly from beneath leaving Terri to splash herself to the ground. Danger held Terri from her neck forcing her to stand, she pushed her again to the ropes and turned to catch Terri's head to flip her over by a back slam, then she forced her up again tossing her to the ropes one more time to give her an elbow punch to her upper section. Terri Gold bended in pain, while Danger swung herself to the ropes returning to catch Terri's head with a swinging neck breaker.
David McLane: 1 ...... 2 ...... 3, The Second Time WOW World Champion ..... Dangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Danger took the belt from McLane which was smiling now, she held the belt up high to all of her fans and haters then she started wearing it. As soon as she was done she grabbed the mic. from McLane saying "I've promised you my loyal Dawgs, that my come back will lead the way, it’s Danger’s house and Danger’s rules", she stopped giving a side look to David McLane which took a step backward, "What I'm gonna do will be a treat for you", she threw the mic. and held McLane with a Danger drop threw the table "Do you remember The High Way You Hell? You've stood on it for too long". Danger turned to her loyal Dawgs which were jumping out of joy, but before taking her way to the ramp, she heard a lion roar.....

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Student Four: So the other Force that has a direct affect on our lives is the fear of the unexpected.
Nature Queen: Exactly
Student Four: Then the savage and danger are the two forces combined to present "POWER"
Student One: What will happen next?
Force Queen: Why don't we go back and see.

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To be continued

U all know who vs. who 

Deadly Scorpio

DS, I am flaberghasted by your writing skills, especially when I know that English is not your first language. Your intellect and imagination is of gigantic proportion. I knew Danger was about to make her presence felt in your tale, and the element of having the students discussing the matches in the interim is purely philosophical. You are awesome, and JG and Danger are fortunate to have a fan like you.

I would concur with that 

Thank you so much guys (Blushing) I'm flattered 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Let's have it, DS. I know who and you know who vs. who .

Ya know, DS. I'm running spellcheck, and you made a lot fewer spelling errors in Danger's part. Is that a spoiler ?

Coming so soon Phil
JGrrrl vs. Danger (I can't find any crying icons)

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Phil ... Do u still want me to mail it over?

Phil Wrote:

-> I'm running spellcheck

OhOh ... Don't tell ms.D or I'll go in detension

-> and you made a lot fewer spellingg errors in Danger's part. Is that a spoiler ?

I was writting the first part faster then the second, u'll find that I've missed using space there too. 

Now I have it on my computer all checked out 

Deadly Scorpio

Please do. You are aware of my policy at The Jungle, correct?

AyAy Sir

Deadly Scorpio

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Deadly Scorpio

Phil ... how do u put up a pic. ?

Deadly Scorpio

Go find the url of image and copy it to your clip board. Use html code to link to it. In this example, do not use the )'s:

<(img src="http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/westgate/975/usagicry.gif")>

Just remove the parentheses from that code and the image should appear.

THX PHIL

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

PART Three:
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Student Four: So the other Force that has a direct affect on our lives is the fear of the unexpected.
Nature Queen: Exactly
Student Four: Then the savage and danger are the two forces combined to present "POWER"
Student One: What will happen next?
Force Queen: Why don't we go back and see.

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"I had to go threw a Drunken Monkey to get my title shot" The Beastess shouted out to Danger from the top of the ramp.
Danger: Well too bad, you’ll have to take me now for the belt. I like it; at last I could get a moving target to track. My latest opponents made me gain weight from not needing to move to squash them down.
JGrrrl: If you think you can take me, I don’t think so. Get ready to be hunted …
Danger: Welcome to Danger’s zone baby.
Jungle Grrrl started to move down the ramp, you could see the eyes of the two worthy opponents set on one another, it seems that flames will bust out in any moment. They both knew that the other is going to be a tough competitor to defeat, cause each one is a master in her own way in the ring.

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Force Queen: This match was the best WOW ever had.
Student Six: Well I could see that both of the forces are the two elements that combine to create power. So, I really can’t guess who will win.
Force Queen: You’ll see.
Student Two: From what I’ve seen, I have to say that the savage force has full control over the ropes and the dangerous force in the ring.
Nature Force: That’s why they are named the queen of the ring and the queen of the splash.

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Jungle Grrrl took her usual place over the ropes, her eyes still meeting Danger’s which was taking off the belt. Danger throws the belt out of the ring, to where the broken table is.
The bell rang but still both of them didn’t move, it seems they are studying one another. Suddenly Jungle Grrrl took a first move with a missile kick drop but Danger was faster to catch her in the mid air giving her a back breaker. Danger stood up to take another shot at the Beastess which had shown no signs of pain at all, but The Grrrl moved her left feet so quickly in a 90 degree angle between Danger’s legs, this made Danger loose balance and fall backwards to the floor. The Grrrl stood fast in an attempt to use a sling shot on Danger, which defeated by bending both of her legs to kick Jungle Grrrl out of the ring.
The Huntress raised her upper body for a second looking sideway to the ring, flames coming out of her eyes, it seems that Danger is going to be dead meat soon. Danger stood up and went to the side of the ring, which Jungle Grrrl was just tossed over, she wanted to go down but The Beastess was already up. Jungle Grrrl moved to the side of the ring to get back in, Danger showed every sign of laziness before trying in a sudden move to bring in The Grrrl the hard way, but Jungle Grrrl was ready so she jumped straightening her arm out slamming Danger to the floor. Danger made a half turn and held Grrrl’s hair, forcing her to stand up with her, but before completing the stand Danger let go of Grrrl’s hair & held her arm with both of her hands while bending in order to give The Huntress a flip over. The Grrrl rolled twice before jumping up, Danger grabbed her in order to swing her to the ropes but she reversed it by swinging Danger instead and ending this move by a kick followed by a punch. Then Jungle Grrrl grabbed Danger’s shoulders, bended her knee by resting her feet in Danger’s stomaque, leaving gravity to take place on her body before straightening her legs to give Danger a flip over. The Queen of the splash jumped to her feet on to the ropes, to follow with a marvelous splash before pinning Danger, which kicked out of it at the first count.
Danger moved up on a bended knee, she grabbed Grrrl’s head and smashed it to her knee. You could feel The Grrrl’s body shacking from the hit, but then she roared wildly for revenge, but Danger didn’t give a damn, she grabbed her hair, dragged her to the side of the ring to smash her face again to the corner, letting go of her grip to leave Jungle Grrrl fall to the floor.
Looking at both of them taking all of these bumps then jumping to their feet again means only one thing, the word pain doesn’t exist in their dictionaries, and they don’t know any meaning to it.
Danger jumped to gain extra power putting her elbow in Jungle’s mid section, before holding The Grrrl’s hair by her left hand and lifting her up with her, as both are standing now, Danger used her right hand on the breathless Jungle in a chalk grip, lifting the Grrrl high above the ground before slamming her. We could see the referee which is so scarred to enter the ring counting, 1 … 2, but The Huntress kicked out.
Danger still laying on the ground, ran her fingers threw her hair while wetting her lower lip by her tongue, giving herself two seconds to rest before jumping back to her feet, The Grrrl wasn’t up yet, it seems that both of them were so tiered of all the beating. As The Grrrl was standing, Danger had a grip again and banged her with a neck breaker to the floor. Danger only succeeded to have a one count over The Huntress, which kicked out of it very fast. They both laid on their back motionless, they were trying to catch their breath and gain strength but Lee Marshall called the match off there will be another re-match next week.

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Student Two: So none of them won?
Nature Queen: Both of them are too strong.
Student Five: What will happen?
Force Queen: A lot.

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Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Thx Huntress for the compliment 
You just made my day 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

CHALLENGE

AWAY FROM FUEDS & SIDDING OUR FAVORITE WRESTLERS

I think we all agree that THE RANKINGS SUCK ... So here is my challenge to ALL OF YOU.

These Are The Rankings:
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1. Terri Gold (PPV, 6-2-1)
2. Danger (PPV, 2-2-0)
3. Jungle Grrrl (#22, 9-1-0)
4. Beckie The Farmer's Daughter (#22, 4-2-0)
5. Thug (PPV, 2-2-2)
6. Selina Majors (PPV, 3-2-1)
7. Poison (#21, 4-2-0)
8. Randi Rah Rah (#20, 2-1-0)
9. Lana Star (#20, 3-2-0)
10. Riot (#23, 8-2-0)
11. Ice Cold (#15, 2-1-1)
12. Bronco Billie (PPV, 1-2-0)
13. Caliente (#23, 2-3-0)
14. The Disciplinarian (#22, 3-4-0)
15. Jacklyn Hyde (#22, 2-4-0)
16. Roxy Powers (#23, 3-2-1)
17. Slam Dunk (#21, 7-1-1)
18. Tanja, Warrior Woman (PPV, 1-3-0)
19. Jane Blond (#23, 1-6-0)
20. Hammerin' Heather Steele (#22, 1-6-0)
21. Boom Boom The Volcano (#16, 0-3-0)
22. Wendi Wheels (#22, 5-2-1)
23. Mystery (#9, 1-3-0)
24. Nicky Law (PPV, 1-0-0)
25. Jade (#19, 1-3-0)
26. Lotus (#17, 0-2-0)
27. Summer (#22, 0-3-0)
28. EZ Rider (#8, 0-1-0)
29. Charlie Davidson (#9, 0-1-0)
30. Farah The Persian Princess (#10, 0-1-0)
31. Sandy (#20, 0-2-0)
32. Paradise (#15, 0-1-0)

Let's vote New Rankings (To what we realy see)
Yeah yeah yeah ... I can here you saying (She'll propably put Danger or JGrrrl on top)
The answer is that ... we'll have votes (160 person / 5 chosen ones from each forum) according to their loyality to the wrestler.

We'll start from the base of the ladder (Ex: Paradise vs. Sandy) ... If we voted Paradise for example, the creative writters on the board will write a full script of the match in addition of trying to add a new move to each wrestler.

I know it isn't easy ... But I find that this is the best challenge & the worst to all of us 

Deadly Scorpio

Phil

I did do them ... I have to check if The Club support them.
I don't know how to use the (asf) program till now but it will be a lot better cause of the size.
Notice: People do download the clips 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

You did a super job! I found a way to post it and it will be up tonight with an update. I don't think Yahoo supports them, if they are like mpegs and other movie files.

BTW, I didn't get the match, just the promo.

Phil ... it was undelivered ... I've just re-send it again right now.
Check u'r mail ... Both of them (Work & Jungle)

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Hey, Phil... would you be interested in putting show reports in the Jungle. I'd obviously like to conttribute to the fanfic on your site, but since I'm so slow at that (I'm still plotting), I was wondering if the (rerun) show reports would be a good substitute. At least I can do those pretty quickly...

K.

Those would be excellent, Starvenger. U da man! I'm getting all warm and fuzzy with all the Jungle stuff pouring in . Thanks.

Sweet!! Thanks

K.
PHIL fan 4 life

Wifey taped over a couple of the shows with cartoons, so you know I'm lovin' 'em JG. Hell, I'm just glad it hasn't been pulled from my station yet.

Sure we do Grrrl
We like saving all u'r matchs ... On tapes & on the computer 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Phil I didn't get the show tonight ... it will be airing tomorrow instead ... I'm frustrated.

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Still on in Toronto... I wonder if they could move it into the 4pm slot where Thunder used to be...

K.

Phil ... join us at Danger's chat

Deadly Scorpio

Any match that include one of these 4 is worth watching

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Phil,

I'm at The Maniac Street now, reading u'r post, great so far ... why didn't you post it here in The Jungle?

Deadly Scorpio

P.S -> Still reading 

You mean the JG vs. Riot fanfic? I was going to, but JG actually read it at the site and I just never got around to it after that. She told me she liked it and the site is for her and in her honor, so I just never got around to posting it here. Maybe I should have. But, frankly I get a little self conscious about all the posts I put up in here sometimes, especially the ones where I am trying to be creative. It's ALL about beastess and her incredible talent as an athlete and performer.

Now, since Riot said she doesn't bother to read other forums since we're all a bunch of idiots, I was tempted to show her that this is not necessarily true. I would love to see Xyophon follow up by posting Riot City in there too, even if Riot is too thick to understand the words .

lol ... I think Riot is a good person Phil ... yeah I'm not her fan but she is good (TR will pick on me now )

Still reading ... but it's turning out greatttttt
I think you should post it here for the other Hunters.

Deadly Scorpio

Question for JG

Hi Jungle Grrrl, how have you been? :-) I have a question for you; can you still receive
correspondance and/or packages at the "Great Western Forum" address? I have been
hesitant to send any correspondance since the show is now in hiatus. I have thought
that you possibly do not get by the facility anymore, so you wouldn't be able to pick
up mail correspondance.

Please let me know if I can still mail to that address. If not, please feel free to email
me and let me know how I can currently reach you.

I hope all is well for you and yours! Long time no hear! :-)

Best wishes,
Joe

The Great Western Forum
3900W Manchester Blvd
Inglewood, Ca
Tel: (310) 419-3100

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Great Question Hunter 

Mike says email is up, Grrrl

I don't know, some girls say their getting it, some don't. But, it's prolly worth checking out.
Yer the best!

I doubt you'd be able to get your e-mail at home because they don't have electrical outlets in the jungle for you to plug your computer into.

And while in the library, no jumping on the computers. Aside from being hard on the computer itself, it's considered bad form.

But seriously Grrrl, please let us know when you're able to access your e-mail again.

Kev.

Do u have access to the E-Mail now Grrrl?
There is a question I wanna ask u?

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Not on the Board

JG, try going to mail.wowe.com in a web browser to access your email.

Incidentally, are you up for a web chat this week?

Mike

LOVE YOU MIKE 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

The Jungle Updated 4-07-01

New Region: TV recaps by Starvenger, three new Windows media files of Terri vs. JG from week 1 season 1 of WOW, and part 1 of a 2 part interview with JG by onairsports.com.

Way to go Phil ...

Xy, just told me a while ago how to compress to asf format...
I guess it will be easier now 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Phil forgot to mention that the finishing moves list is archived in my section as well...

K.

please resign my guestbook

jungle grrrl how are ya? i will apperite it if you will resign my guestbook i got new one and here is my address http://hometown.aol.com/testkids1999/

JGrrrl's Club

I've just put a new album "JGrrrl&TG Friends" I think that all The Hunters & Golds would like to see it.

http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/jgrrrl

I'll be taking down TG vs. JG 1st show within the next days to put it back up in order with more pics.

XY-->> I've used u'r way putting up the pic's in order 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Thx FGF 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Dogs are welcome too.

For sure they are 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter
Hunter Dawg

Riot's Names

Hey Hunters: I'm trying to open a new thread down The Jungle ... (Taken from the Zone)

I was watching (VIP) ... & I heard a discribtion given, as soon as I heard it, I felt Riot poping in my mind & I found myself laughing.

Names Given By The Huntress:
**************************************

1- Trailer Park Retard

Names Given By The Hunters:
***********************************

1- Drunken Monkey

Feel free to add ... let's see if we could get up with a funny one guys. 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

I'll try to work on a few DS. Sounds like a fun thread, and maybe JG will have a few more to add as well. I wouldn't be expecting any help from Starvenger, however.

Meanwhile, I have to confess that it was not exactly accurate reporting that she called Riot a "Trailer Park Retard". I think she called Riot a retard at one point, and mentioned the trailer park lifestyle in another reference. I gotta fess up. I embellished it a little because I liked the ring of "trailer park retard". But, thinking about it, I don't ever want to tick off the head Huntress and have her tear me apart on the board for misquoting her (the way she has been known to do when she verbally assaults her critics). She had plenty of great heat for Lana and Riot without me manufacturing it.

Meanwhile, it's perfectly ok to be down the TPR and let it leadoff our list .

I don't think that The Queen will Splash you down Phil ... Specialy that you cleared it out
I don't think Kev. will help too ... I don't blame him, I would've done the same if it was Danger
Let's see what names we & the rest of The Hunters could come up with
It will be dynamic if The Head Hunter came up with a few

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Taking into account Riot's physical stature, and since Lana's ca-ca's seem to be a hot topic at onair sports, how about the Rioters chew on this one:

Olive Oyl?

Good one Phil & nice idea

Ahhhhhhhh I can't come up with one for Lana right now

Lana Tar ... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But for her fans, I've already did

Toy Boys

Kev. will help out in this one 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Lanabelle Starr

I hear Lana is Sweetster's favourite wrestler, we might want to keep it clean in case the Webboard Overlord deletes the thread...

Karaoke Queen
Lana "Falling" Star
Barbie... wait, that's the Bleach Patrol

Everything else I can think of falls in the category of "not acceptable webboard material". Sorry.

K.

E-Mail them to me Kev. 

How about:

Pamy Copy (I don't like it)

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

They're not very good, actually. But think of the Oral Authority from RollerJam and you'll get the general idea...

K.

Hey Fans

Hey Fans We Have To Bring Life Down Here To The Jungle

I see that we take most of our discussions concerning The Huntress to other Forums then The Jungle (Ex: Danger's Forum)

I know that there are a lot of Hunters
Hunter/Dawgs, Hunter/Dieters (Which they will cry soon), Hunters/Others.

So why don't we bring all of our thoughts & hummar & Fun down here to The Jungle?!
I know we could get The Huntress a nervous Breakdown by this but ..... ?! Why don't we try it out.

Nervous BreakDown???????

- Propably for sure -> Danger will gget one as soon as she returns to the board.
- Riot -> already wacked out ... mayybe that's the reason for the crazed look in her eye (Look into my eye)
When I look into her eye I could see (POSTS RESPONSIBLE) written all over it 

Just let's see guys how The Beastess will react 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

The Grrrl will propably use all the possible killing moves (Ladder Splash/Danger Drop Threw A Table/Riot's Twister) on me after that post 

I agree with this - I was thinknig tonight how all of these discussions should probably be shared between Danger and Riot and Jungle Grrrl's forums. I'd personally add the Disciplinarian and Law and Order to this list but since the discussion seems to center around said first three girls maybe we should start there...
So I don't have a problem with this idea at all. Let's take the discussion to Grrrl's forum - I want to comment on what Grrrl had to say in her radio interview so I'm looking forward to getting the detailed 411 on Phil's website.
Same with Riot's forum. She's had a lot to say in recent days and I'm sure we can all comment on what she's said and build heat in a nice way for those two to hook-up. So we should talk there as well.
So let's go! To the Jungle and Riot City in the next few days it is!
X
(With the mark paint wearing off considerably after this post )

Let's heat it up XY/Phil/Starv./DP

Riot City is about to have the worst attack yet to come...
Dawgs Troops r already there ...
Hunters Tigers r on the way ...
Note: Most of Riot's Maniacs r standing at The Shame To Gold's Gate Nice Stategy

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Phil Wrote:

-> She is... unbeateable... she is uunbreakable... she is Jungle Grrrl!!!!

I don't agree with:

-> She is... unbeateable... she is uunbreakable...
Riot said that ... then she was put threw a table sent to LaLa land by Danger 

-> she is Jungle Grrrl!!!!

The best which describes The Huntress

-> JG will not even extend mercy to Danger when the time comes to break her

Plsssssssssss Hunters&Dawgs ... my lips r sealed ... I can't go against JGrrrl & I can't defend Danger

-> My concern will not be for beasteess when that time comes, but it will be for the Hunter Dawg.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH Phil ... I was trying to forgetttttttttttttt (I'm crying now) I'll try to finish the story I'm writting fast [Maybe the Queens will have mercy for me]

-> let's just treat it as a hazy dreeam

You mean MY WORST NIGHTMARE ??????????????

Deadly Scorpio
Hunter Dawg 

Phil Wrote:

-> you can't give beastess a nervouss breakdown

It's not me Phil but all of us ... we already had by now brain damage/our circuits r actting wild (@#%^$#^&$$^&$^^&*%*%*^$#^) ... some of us got completely wacked.

So I fear that The Beastess would act wild to our feuds... 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

I've just posted a BOMB in Riot's forum ... under what TR has already wrote 

Get ready Hunter for the fued
All For One & One For All 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter
Don't Hunt What Is Too Dangereous For You ... GGGGGRRRRRRRRR

Under Post: BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE!!!

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Hunters ... I was just wondering in WOWRIOT fan club at YAHOO!

I've catched that post which was sent by a Rioter:

I was watching todays WOW.

Doesn't Jungle GrRrl have great teeth? They are perfect and really white. She must bleach them. She has a great smile.

Isn't the Rioter sweet 

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

-> TR ... Good Job With The Site&nbssp;

Thanks!!

Chat Request

Speaking on behalf of The Hunters

We're requestting a possible chat Grrrl

We would realy love & appreciate if you could give us time Grrrl for a chat.

It eigther could be held here at WOWE.com under the command of Mike Sweetser or at The JGrrrl Club at Yahoo (Phil & I) will be looking out to boot anyone who misbehave.

Pls Grrrl ... if u'l have trouble with the shockwave to be able to make it threw chat here ... Make it to the club, there is no downloading there.
But u'll nead to sign up & get a yahoo ID ... but pls if we're gonna hold it at The Yahoo Club send me u'r ID or post it here urself to make sure it's not an imposter using u'r name.

Grrrl -> It will be written chat not a voice chat 

You almost log every wedensday here to the board ... I think if u'r time is tight up ... The fans will prefer a life chat then postting.

Thank-You Grrrl

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

You go girl. JG pours her heart and soul into this fed, and not only does she need to be on chat she deserves to have her bio show that she is from Colombia and not Guatemala. Mike, this means you, baby! Yer slackin' again .

Anyone who heard JG's take on onairsports.com yesterday knows that she loves the marks and the haters with equal disdain and dishes out medicine as the prescription dictates. In addition to having those onair boys stewing in their own sick, she managed to get over on Riot and Lana with vitriolic diatribes that would singe the stubble off of Riot's bony legs.

So, JG is ready for all comers, and ready for that belt too. Mike, please get beastess on chat. Throw her a line in her forum and I'm sure she'll bite.

EXPLOSIVE JG INTERVIEW! :)

- Apparently, Riot did have some choice words from JG last Wednesday after all. I should have done so already, but I'll have to check out that interview as well. She beat up on Riot on more than one occasion, once basically calling her a retard.

- For anyone wondering who her friends are in WOW, the answer is nobody! She don't care for the company of women, thengyewvaddymuch, and especially these prima donnas in WOW. She reiterated her "respect" for the Chipmunk, which is mildly annoying . But, I guess on a professional level...

- The Redskin thing is no play. It's abbout the only thing she marks out for. When one of the hosts mentioned something about the Ravens, she got bent and the guy fired back that it was an aging team and that they bought a super bowl contender and wound up with a old timer's squad. The banter about this, as well as the match one of the dudes wanted to set up between grrrl and his lass from Texas, was fun.

- Lots of inside stuff about the geograaphics of Maryland. If you're from Maryland you could probably decipher from it just about where she grew up. She mentioned her high school alma matter.

- JG confirmed that a cable deal was inn the works for WOW, but deferred to McLane as to it's details. Always like to hear that.

- The reason there aren't any JG t-shirrts and paraphenalia at the shopzone is because she put the kabosh on production. She doesn't particularly care for the original "look" her character had when it was first created, and isn't crazy about the magazine scan for World of Wrestling magazine either (gotta take that off the home page I reckon). One of the hosts did say that she had perfect pristine teeth, which she most certainly does .

- Grrrl promoted The Jungle, which madee me as proud as CoolCraig with a new WOW Wallpaper. She proceeded to "out" me on the air for a particular predeliction of mine, which is fine with me coming from Beastess. I just hope she knows it is not the ONLY reason for my mark, and in fact only fits into a small corner of the equation of why I consider her to be the baddest mama in the ring.

- JG took some great shots at Lana Starrr, which DS covered in a previous post. She was a riot about Lana (they used the pun, so am I). Somebody mentioned Lana was appearing at a comic book show in Jersey today, and JG simply replied "who cares". Direct and true.

- She gotta man. One dude speculated hiis true identity was Tarzan. JG would neither confirm nor deny.

- Beastess played spin doctor and gave her takes on Wrestlemania. As you can imagine she was heavily in favor of the heels. Anybody who has ever chatted with her knows that her love and knowledge of wrestling is pretty vast and isn't limited to WOW. She likes Austin over The Rock in the main event, but you'll have to hit the archives to get the rest of her takes.

- She would never work for McMahon becaause she wants to wrestle, not be part of a t and a show. This ruffled the feathers of a couple of the hosts, who were hopeless WWF fans, but JG held her ground. Good grrrl!

Overall, you get the best impression yet of what JG is really like. Aside from the heat for Diet and Lana, she was not kayfabe. She cut up the whole time, but she was smart and could keep up with the boys whenever they turned perv. Anyone who who takes the time to check out this interview will come away from it thinking she's fab, just like all the Hunter's do.

Phil Wrote:

->who her friends are in WOW

Terri sounded that JGrrrl is one of her closest friends offscreen

JGRRRL (Off Screen Question)

Who r u'r friends from the other wrestlers?
What do u think of Danger?
How is Danger feeling now (If u know)?

Deadly Scorpio
The Hunter

Where did you get your loin cloth? Wifey and I got a great deal on ours at Walmart.

The only time she was trully "in character" was when she told one of the fellas he didn't know squat about the laws of the jungle. All her heat just sort of emerged out of informal conversation. At one point, they tried to goad her to run some jungle smack and she just kind of let that go, probably because it would have seemed contrived. She considers herself an east coast type of girl who's had it up to here with Hollywood blonds and bimbos trying to use wrestling as a springboard.

But Riot? She no like Riot much, I gather. She was having a good time obviously and didn't go on kayfabe rants like Danger or Riot have in recent interviews. But, she didn't preface anything she said about R with "man, can she split boards" or "I saw Guys and Dolls and Julia Roberts has nothing on Riot". Nuh uh. Who knows for sure, but I don't think this is a mutual admiration thing going on. Not at all. I mean, she addressed Terri in the same practical mode and you see what she had to say about her.

What is the GAEA?

I agree with that. I don't think WOW is necessarily in competition with the WWF. The competition comes mostly from other syndicated shows like the slew of rotten programs that proliferate cable tv these days.

I agree. I'd watch infomercials over most of the syndie stuff. More than likely I'll play on the Dreamcast or No Mercy on the N64 (yes, I made a Riot character, thanks for asking) rather than watch the dreck on Saturday afternoons. And now that the weather's better I can start doing some inline skating outside and get some of that fresh air stuff that people are always talking about...

K.

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