Welcome to The Keep Out Lounge,the oldest horror themed bar in the great state of Texas!!
Established in 1951 by Seth Lazarus,and becoming a members only bar in 1982,it remains one of the scariest and fun places to drink in Austin,Texas!
Once in a generation a show comes along that is so special, so unique,so utterly without peer that it not only changes the lives of everyone who sees it,but changes the very art form itself.
This is not that show!
Seth hosts The Keep Out Lounge,a horror host show,
from the bar.It is the only
completely adult themed,
uncensored horror host
show on the air today!!!
He shows old and new classic,
and not so classic horror films.
WATCH IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't live in the Austin area,we have the show on DVD for a minimal cost.
For information about ordering,or to become a member
or sponsor of The Keep Out Lounge,or if you just have a question,feel free to email
Seth.
thekeepoutlounge@gmail.com
Or snail mail to:
The Keep Out Lounge Studios
p.o.box 151631
Austin Tx.78715-1631
IMMORTALLY YOURS,
SETH LAZARUS
THE MOVIE SCALE FROM 1 TO 10
1......KING OF KONG ISLAND
2......ASTRO ZOMBIES
5......CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS
8......DAWN OF THE DEAD
10.....FRANKENSTEIN,Peter Jackson's KING KONG
(movie scale may have a plus or minus accuracy rate of up to 10 points)
PROUD SPONSOR OF THE AUSTIN YEAR OF THE HORROR HOSTS!!!!
(AYOTHH)
IF YOU ARE A HORROR HOST AND WANT YOUR PROGRAM TO BE SEEN IN AUSTIN,TX.,FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME!!!
I WANT AUSTIN TO SEE A VARIETY OF HORROR HOSTS,JUST LIKE I HAD GROWING UP!!!
FREEDOM OF CHOICE,THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT,BABY!!!!!!
CHECK OUT THE HORROR HOST UNDERGROUND LINK TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GREAT HORROR HOSTS FROM ALL ACROSS THE U.S.A.!
JOIN US!!!!!!!!!
lOOK FOR UPCOMING AYOTHH SHOWS
FEATURING TWO FAT GHOULS,PENNY DREADFUL'S SHILLING SHOCKERS,CREEPY CLYDE,WOWMS WITH UNDEAD JOHNNY,AFTER DARK WITH RAVEN,TBJ, AND
JEBEDIAH BUZZARD'S FRIGHT TIME FUNHOUSE,ALONG WITH AN EPISODE OF SLOBBERIN'BOB'S CHEAP THRILLS(with full female nudity)!!!!!
FOR SHOW SCHEDULES CHECK OUT:
pactaustin.org
ANY HOSTS WHO WANT TO USE MY SHOW THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE(SINCE IT MAY CONTAIN FULL FRONTAL NUDITY ),PLEASE,
MAKE SURE YOUR ACCESS STATION IS A FIRST AMENDMENT-PROTECTED FREE SPEECH CABLE TELEVISION STATION.
THANKS
This message brought to you by The Constitution of The United States.
And also;
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PANHANDLER STEAKHOUSE,
AND THE HILLSIDE WRANGLER
STEAKHOUSE,PROUD SPONSORS OF THE EAT THE HOMELESS PROGRAM.
"That's good eatin'"!!!!!
Autographed pictures of the world's greatest living horror host,the Immortal Seth Lazarus,are available for the low cost of ten dollars!(cheap!)
AND NOW,HERE COMES THE SELLING OUT PART.
CHECK OUT NAVARRE CORP./BCI'S RELEASE OF THE THREE DVD BOX SET OF THE GROOVIE GOOLIES
AVAILABLE IN STORES OCTOBER 24TH.
IT'S A GREAT MEMORY FROM THE EARLY 70'S FOR ALL OF US AURORA MODEL BUILDING,FAMOUS MONSTERS READING MONSTER KIDS FROM THAT ERA!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS DVD BOX SET(WHICH CONTAINS EVERY EPISODE OF THE SHOW)FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. IT HAS A TIMELESS QUALITY THAT IS AS FUNNY TODAY AS IT WAS THEN.
BUY IT,YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
ALSO:
CHECK OUT THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY EDITIONS OF FRANKENSTEIN AND DRACULA
AVAILABLE OCTOBER 24TH FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT!
I'VE SEEN THEM,AND THEY LOOK GREAT!WITH LOTS OF COOL BONUS FEATURES, INCLUDING THE UNIVERSAL HORROR DOCUMENTARY.
YOU SHOULD GET THEM FOR YOURSELF.
PLUS:
ALSO ON OCTOBER 24TH,THE DVD RELEASE OF THE MOVIE,SLITHER,FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT.
FEATURING DAZZLING SPECIAL MAKEUP EFFECTS AND CREATURES TOO HORRIFIC TO BE DESCRIBED WITH WORDS ALONE,JAMES GUNN'S SLITHER DELIVERS THE GOODS LIKE NO OTHER 2006 HORROR FILM.
I REALLY ENJOYED THIS FILM AND YOU WILL TOO!CHECK IT OUT!
AND:
ALSO AVAILABLE FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT,FLASH GORDON AND SERENITY.
FLASH GORDON,WITH SOUNDTRACK BY QUEEN,HAS GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MAX VON SYDOW AS MING THE MERCILESS.WELL WORTH WATCHING FOR THE FIRST TIME,OR SEEING AGAIN AS AN ADULT!
SERENITY IS A FILM BASED ON THE JOSS WHEDON T.V. SERIES FIREFLY.WITH EXCELLENT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND SCRIPT,THIS OUTER SPACE WESTERN IS WELL WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION!
A SPECIAL THANKS TO SCOTT ESSMAN FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH ALL THE GREAT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SWAG!
AND:
CHECK OUT WILLIAM WINKLER'S FRANKENSTEIN VERSUS THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE
AT AMAZON.COM. OR AT:
http://www.williamwincklerproductions.com
AND THE MUSIC OF THE EXOTIC ONES,ALSO ON AMAZON.COM
ALSO CHECK OUT:
THE NEW FILM BY THE PRODUCERS OF THE ORIGINAL TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.IT'S CALLED THE WILDMAN OF THE NAVIDAD,AND TELLS THE FASCINATING AND HORRIFYING STORY OF THE WILDMAN OF THE NAVIDAD RIVER NEAR SUBLIME TEXAS.
DON'T MISS THE CHANCE TO SEE IT!
FOLLOW THE LINK TO FIND OUT MORE!
AND ON DVD JUNE 3,2008
FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT
FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS RIDLEY SCOTT AND TONY SCOTT COMES THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN,THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT,FOUR HOUR MINISERIES ABOUT A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS INVESTIGATING A DEADLY DISEASE FROM AN ALIEN WORLD THAT THREATENS TO DESTROY MANKIND. DEBUTING AS AN ORIGINAL A&E TELEVISION EVENT ON MAY 26 AND 27,THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN FEATURES AN OUTSTANDING CAST INCLUDING BENJAMIN BRATT,ERIC MCCORMACK,RICKY SCHRODER,ANDRE BRAUGHER,CHRISTA MILLER,DANIEL DAE KIM,AND VIOLA DAVIS.DIRECTED BY TWO TIME ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE MIKAEL SALOMAN AND BASED ON THE NOVEL BY MICHAEL CRICHTON,THE DVD WILL BE RELEASED AS A TWO DISC SET IN DOLBY 5.1 SURROUND THAT COMBINES THE COMPLETE UNINTERRUPTED FOUR-HOUR PRESENTATION WITH A THRILLING BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT THE PRODUCTION.
AND AVAILABLE JUNE 24TH FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT COMES THE LONG AWAITED DVD RELEASE OF
"MAN OF A THOUSAND FACES".
CONCERNING THE LIFE OF PREMIERE ACTOR/MAKEUP ARTIST LON CHANEY,THE FILM COVERS HIS LIFE FROM STAGE WORK AT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY THROUGH HIS STRUGGLES IN FILM IN THE 1910S TO ULTIMATE STARDOM IN THE 1920S.
JAMES CAGNEY GIVES AN UNFORGETTABLE PERFORMANCE AS THE GREAT FILM STAR LON CHANEY.
MAN OF A THOUSAND FACES TRACES THE COURSE OF THIS LONG SUFFERING TALENTED GENIUS THROUGH HIS MARRIAGE TO AN AMBITIOUS SINGER(DOROTHY MALONE)AND HIS SECOND WIFE(JANE GREER),HIS TRIALS WITH HIS AGING PARENTS AND HIS INFANT SON,AND RECREATES MANY OF CHANEY'S MOST FAMOUS ROLES,INCLUDING QUASIMODO OF NOTRE DAME,THE LEGLESS BEGGAR OF THE MIRACLE,AND THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
ALSO LOOK FOR THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL EDITION OF THE MUMMY ON DVD FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT.
AND THE SCORPION KING 2 ALSO FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT.
SPEAKING OF MUMMIES,LOOK FOR CURSE OF THE PHARAOH'S TOMB FROM ALPHA VIDEO.
A GREAT FILM TO WATCH ON HALLOWEEN IS HAYMOON PRODUCTIONS NEW FILM WITCHES' NIGHT.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS AND GIRLS WILL BE HIDEOUS SATANIC MURDERERS IN WITCHES' NIGHT.THIS THROWBACK TO THE HORROR CLASSICS OF THE 70S IS FUNNY,SCARY,AND SEXY-A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED ADVENTURE TALE FULL OF BOOZE,BABES,BODIES,AND BLOOD!
I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE SEVERAL TIMES AND ENJOYED IT EVERY TIME I'VE SEEN,IN FACT WRITING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!
CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF AT THEIR WEBSITE.
WWW.WITCHESNIGHT.COM
CHECK OUT THE NEW DVD BASED ON THE IMPERIUM COMICS SERIES!
THE UNRATED VERSION OF TRAILER PARK OF TERROR!
SIX TROUBLED HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AND THEIR CHAPARONE ARE RETURNING FROM A RETREAT WHEN THEIR BUS CRASHES,STRANDING THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAILER PARK HELL...LITERALLY.WITHOUT WARNING,HILLBILLY ZOMBIES LOOKING FOR FUN BEGIN SLAUGHTERING THE TEENS IN GRUESOME FASHION.WITH A ROCKIN' SOUTHERN-FRIED SOUNDTRACK,TOP NOTCH SPECIAL EFFECTS AND A DEVILISH SENSE OF HUMOR,TRAILER PARK OF TERROR IS NASTY FUN FOR THE HARD-CORE HORROR FAN.
AND FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT AND MARVEL STUDIOS:
THE INCREDIBLE HULK BLASTS ONTO DVD AND BLU-RAY HI-DEF ON OCTOBER 21,2008.FILLED WITH UNSTOPPABLE ACTION,SPECTACULAR VISUAL EFFECTS,AND NON STOP THRILLS,THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS DIRECTED BY LOUIS LETERRIER AND FEATURES AN ALL STAR CAST INCLUDING ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEES EDWARD NORTON AND TIM ROTH,LIV TYLER AND ACADEMY AWARD WINNER WILLIAM HURT.THE VISUALLY SPECTACULAR,SUPER CHARGED RELEASE WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THREE VERSIONS:A THREE-DISC SPECIAL EDITION DVD AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY;A TWO-DISC BLU-RAY RELEASE,OFFERED IN COLLECTIBLE 3D LENTICULAR PACKAGING FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY;AND A SINGLE-DISC DVD EDITION.
BANNED IN 492 COUNTRIES...UNTIL RECENTLY IT'S NEVER BEEN SHOWN IN NORTH AMERICA...DIRE WIT FILMS BRINGS YOU...ISLE OF THE DAMNED!!!!!
COMING SOON ON THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE!!!!!!
THREE FILMS I'VE RECENTLY WATCHED THAT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND ARE;
THE DEADLY SPAWN
DEAD BIRDS
AND WITCHES' NIGHT.
SEE THEM IF YOU'RE ABLE!
CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE PAGE AT:
MYSPACE.COM/THEKEEPOUTLOUNGE
CHECK OUT MY ALL NIGHT BIGFOOT MOVIE MARATHON.
AND MY HALLOWEEN MARATHON,INCLUDING THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE DOUBLE FEATURE,(SPIDER BABY AND FACE OF THE SCREAMING WEREWOLF),THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL,(FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE),AND THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE MONSTER LAUGH-IN,(WITH HORROR HOSTS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND FOLLOWED BY THE MOVIE,CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS)!
FOR SHOW SCHEDULES:
CHANNELAUSTIN.ORG
WATCH,"THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE BI-POLAR EXPRESS".IT HAS THE RETURN OF SETH'S EVIL TWIN,THE SICK AND PERVERSE CLOWN UNCLE BENNY!IT ALSO FEATURES THE LOU VOCKELL CLASSIC "STALKING HAND,A SCARY MOVIE".FOLLOW THE LINK,WWW.ONEMANFILMINDUSTRY.COM TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE GREAT LOU VOCKELL AND HOW TO BUY HIS FILMS,WHICH ARE ALSO AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM.
ALSO WATCH THE ONLY KEEP OUT LOUNGE EPISODE EVER BANNED ON P.A.C.T.
THE KEEP OUT LOUNGE"HOOKERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE",ALSO A LOU VOCKELL FILM,NOW PLAYING ON P.A.C.T.!(HOW WEIRD IS THAT.) DON'T MISS THIS ONE!
WELL THAT JUST ATE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF MY SOUL!
AND REMEMBER,IF YOU HAD HALF AS MUCH FUN READING THIS AS I HAD WRITING THIS,THEN I HAD TWICE AS MUCH FUN AS YOU HAD!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
SHALOM!
AND SALAAMI LICKEM!
CHECK BACK TO MY WEBSITE SOON!!
