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| Dear Leon, My mother is sleeping around, she denies it and says I'm the only one for her. What should I do? opie Now, you just listen to your Ma. Ya hear. Dear Leon, I think I've found my one true love, trouble is, it's me. Is that healthy? mirror boy Healthy, no. Cheaper, yes. Dear Leon, We have just moved to Utah and my husband has taken five more wives, the trouble is, wife number three is having an affair with wife number 5. Please advise. wife number 1 Iıve always loved Utah. Ok, this is what you do. 4 and 2 jump in a car and go see Jerry Springer immediately. Leon, My boyfriend says he loves me but the only time he says it is when he is making love to my sister. Should I believe him? desperate Most men will lie at the drop of a hat. But rarely when they are being intermit. Yes, I think you should believe him. Dear Leon, Please help, I think my son is having sex with the toilet, he is always locked in there and yesterday I heard him whispering yes yes yes. worried I would be worried if the toilet started talking back. An obvious sign of this, is if they start dating. Dear Leon, My dog is in love with my leg, is this possible? anonymous Absolutely. Enjoy it. Dear Leon, I'm in love with my priest, but he is dating another choir boy, is there a chance for me? (name and address withheld) Where thereıs hope thereıs chance. Where thereıs chance thereıs love. Thatıs what I learnt as a choir boy. Leon, I have very strong feelings for Aquaman but my son says he isn't real, is he? Stan When your son starts breathing underwater, thatıs when Iıd listening to what he says. Dear Leon, My wife is pregnant to the wino who lives in the dumpster outside her work, we can't decide on a name for the baby can you help us? Confused Itıs not often I hear a love story as touching as this. I think Iıd name it after you. Mr Leon, Me am very much loove dolly she am loove mee two, Pa say me am bad sickie, am me? Boy Not at all. In fact, please accept an all expenses paid stay at Happy Valley Trailer Park for you and Dolly. Just tell them Leon sent you. |
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