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December 9, 2005 ALCU Sues City over Public Display of Cross
November 10, 2005 Outrage over CIA Employee's Identity
September 20, 2005 New Math Takes Nation by Storm
August 18, 2005 Mom Sees Progress in Iraq
August 1, 2005 How to be a Super Power without really Trying
July 1, 2005 Court Strikes Down Display of Declaration of Independence
May 1, 2005 Local Novelty Manufacturer Hiring
April 26, 2005 High School at All Time High
April 4, 2005 Justice Shmenedy Finds Domestic Help
March 28, 2005 Judge Guest of Honor at Special Olympics
March 23, 2005 Role of Religion in Government Clarified
March 9, 2005 Justice Cites Law and Order in Ruling
March 3, 2005 Local Explains Secret of Success
January 20, 2005 ALCU Cuts Legal Fees
November 9, 2004 Decomposing Matter Found in North Georgia
October 29, 2004 Kerry Takes Military Management Leason from LBJ
October 5, 2004 Kerry Campaign Releases Foreign Policy Book
September 27, 2004 Guest Front Page by Sister Newspaper
September 21, 2004 Newly Discovered Memo Links Hoover to Assassination
September 9, 2004 State Rep Finds New Source of Revenue
September 2, 2004 Lawndale MD Develops New Medical Theories
August 24, 2004 Lawndale High's remedial program takes flight
August 18, 2004 Scientists Agree WMD a Fraud
July 29, 2004 Edwards Promises Firm Action on Terror
December 10, 2002 Student Gets Top Grades
April 29, 2002 Hindus Seek Understanding
January 4, 2002 New Religion Revealed
February 4, 2000 Missing Amendments Found
July 2, 1998 Meet a Local Lawndale Church
February 5, 1997 Union Support Group Meets
May 20, 1994 Lawndale High Graduation
June 4, 1993 Homeless Problem Vanishes
September 5, 1992 Election Year Special
October 3, 1984 Local Man Fights Greed
June 9, 1978 Group Pleads for DDT Ban
February 22, 1969 Hit Song Envision
September 3, 1952 Theater Goers React to The Crucible
June 8, 1944 Doom at D-Day
May 5, 1943 European Quagmire
March 10, 1942 Peril Harbor '41
October 20, 1859 H.B. Stowe Sued
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