Boredom Is My Master
	This song is pretty self explainitory...its about growing old and realizes you were bored most of the time...its kind of a warning to you kids...don't just become redundant and rutine...don't be bored too much...I know its hard in Vermont but you gotta rise above and die with a exciting life in your past.
		They got married when they were young and in love Started to have kids and to get drunk They go to work and they don't have sex They're pushing 50 and have no intrest Work work work shop shop shop keeping alive but wanting to die work work work shop shop shop boredom is my master work work work shop shop shop Before you know it you're really old Can't move too fast cause it hurts your bones living life through plastic tube What was it for? Who cares its through Can't wait to masturbate it all seems fake its hard to appreciate wasting around wanting to die standing alone waiting to die (the last part of the breakdown changes every time I sing it)