I Wanna be Lesbian
		This song is pretty self explainitory, although its not entirely true because I'm half way to lesbianism. But I mean, when I'm feeling really straight, and a boy fucks me over, this song is soooo how I feel, and I bet a lot of you chicks do too!
	Why does it never fucking work out I’m always left alone here to sit and pout Always so close yet always so far Why do you even bother with all of your charm? If I were lesbian I’d get all the chicks I wish I could get up and say I’m done with dick I’m good with girls I know what they want But its not so easy to want a cunt If I were lesbian I’d be so glad No dumb fuck guys to make me sad oh the joys of being gay and I’d kiss my girlfriend every day Boys make my fucking tummy hurt (right nicky pie?) They make me cry and offer no comfort they use, me abuse me and treat me bad They make me either wanna DIE or kick their ass It's too bad really that way I feel I cant resist my feelings that are real I guess I’d miss the ways guys are too much To give up on them and have girls to fuck