Good evening. The Lemmings are dead, because...we don't like that name and they were a shitty band. Its not a gay enough name for us, so we thought another Clockwork Orange reference we be just gay enough. The only Lemmings songs the Spatchkas Dolls will cover are "You slut!" and "Love is Pretty"...and for good reason. We have many new songs and although our last show (punk in the shit 5) we didn't quite measure up to the surpreme talent of all the other bands (...Or did we? Heheh) we will...we assure you.  Anyway, the Spatchkas Dolls are going to kill you and all your pets so watch yo back. A new Spatchka Dollas site will be up soon, once we get our lazy hazy asses going. We love you (some of you...) so keep on fucking. -Not The Lemmings... The Spatchka Dolls