P
ortland, Oregon
KNRK/The Big Stink
Estacada State
Park
Ok.... So I found my way
back to the GusGus Bus, fell asleep, and was rudely awakened by
Marko telling me we were at the venue, and that there was a
problem..... That was the last thing I wanted to hear, since I
made up my mind right after Biggi checked to make sure I was in
my bunk before we left Seattle and I fell asleep that I wasn't
going to do a GOD DAMNED THING that day... This was the stop on
the tour I was looking forward to ever since Tony at LD Systems
called me and said "hey.there's this band who needs an
Intellabeam guy"..... All I wanted to do was hang out with
my Gemstone guy's beloved sister's player Carla, and have a good
time with my new buddies in the Offspring's crew, who were doing
their last date on that tour, and who made sure I wasn't
ABANDONED IN SEATTLE.... But no... I ended up fighting with the
stage manager Brian the Nazi all day..... I hate those little
local twerps who get to be Nazi For A Day, and take their roles
too seriously... I look at it like this..... If MY BAND'S the
headliner, the stage is MINE to do as I please with.... SO, as I
tried to set up 4 Intellabeams, which was all the power could
handle (those idiots didn't supply HALF of what was needed), Herr
Fuherer Brian kept getting in my way, bitching about this,
griping about that.... It came to the point of where I told Marko
that if that dude didn't chill, I was going to have DEMAND that
he be REMOVED so I could do my job...... a local dude intercepted
me as I hunted O'Shea down, and took care of the Nazi Brian for
me..... SO.eventually,
6:00 came around, and no Carla.... I wandered down into the area
where Doc Marten's was throwing a party for Gusgus, and started
to look for Carla... Walked up to this chick with brown hair, and
asked her if her name was Carla (she looked close enough). She
tole me, no, he name was Meredith, and seemed kinda put-out by my
'rudeness'...So, I blew her off, and kept looking... About 3
minutes later, this lovely young lady (you see Carla Sallee, the
human who role plays Chrysandra. She appears to be in her 20's
has short, dark brown hair with blonde highlights. She is
carrying a small camera and a small bag. She is wearing a grey
dress. You hug Carla. Carla hugs you... You also see Hal, who
role plays Xyxtus. You get the picture, GS friends...) asked me
if I was Al..... Sure 'nuff.... it was Carla.... She told me they
walked around the entire perimeter of the area, looking for our
bus.....Turns out she did the whole thing, EXCEPT for the area
where our bus sat....... We went over to where the bus was
parked, took pictures (mine didn't turn out...I HOPE hers did),
and talked for a while..... I've been playing Gemstone off and on
for more than a year and a half now, and that day was the first
time I ever said my character's name out loud...(laugh)... I gave
Carla a little gift I bought in Vancouver... a hand blown glass
rose.... she loved it.....(grins) She and Hal stuck around for
the show, unlike Rich....Then when it came time to tear down, she
left, but not until I gave her a little hug, and a kiss on the
cheek, just like my GS guy does..... Thus ended the part of the
tour I looked forward to the most...... So, it was time to tear down the stuff......
time to badmouth another local crew....... Thses guys make the
programmable dude in Orlando look like a genius....... one WLF
(worthless local fuck) yanked the mic cables off my Intellabeams,
breaking the cables.... another dude griped about having to drag
the cases 40 feet to the trailer...... he was sent home with no
pay, the whiner.... The rest of the crew, Nazi Brian included,
had NO IDEA how to do anything...... I hated dealing with those
drips, so as soon as my cases were done, I stood in the trailer
and directed incoming cases, which WE had to load, due to the WLF
crew's laziness...... They SUCKED. We had our stuff out in 20
minutes, then spent about an hour waiting on Dickie Fut to arrive
to drive us outta there...... The park was a half hour away from
Portland, so we were all tired by the time we got to the hotel
there.... Finally, we heard some Icelandic pop music as Jan
Stuggi played guitar, and Baldur and Siggi sat around and sang
these WEIRD songs they said were the most popular in
Iceland....... After showers and Biggi checking to make sure we
were all on the bus (they learn quickly, don't they......), we
bolted for California............ Oh..the chick I blew off?
Meredith? Her last name's Brooks... She dedicatred 'Bitch' to
me...LOL Next
stop...San Francisco!