11.13.03 - Ever have to turn the TV volume up cuz you're eating chips? It's like: Mom: Steph, are you deaf? Steph: No Ma, I'm eating chips!
11.16.03 - Penises are like waterballoons when soft...when you squeeze them all of the water goes to the top...it's really quite funny.
12.10.03 - From the mouth of Steph: Black people can be Christian?! You mean, Kwanza isn't a religion!?!
12.11.03 - It's Moldy Food Day in Rm 116!
12.12.03 - I slobbered all over the meat! Bob dropped Stephie's only source of food!
12. Rush Room 116! Good luck G-Unit and Jus!
1.19.04 - Partied in 116 "Here's to living single, seeing double, and sleeping tripled!!"
1.20.04 - Hot men in uniforms! "Firefighters rescue 116 and show them a fun time!" We get to see a helicopter land in Pitman!
1.21.04 - AXP=bad for Stephie...Rm. 116 gers drunk and hooks up with random guys! yeah sluts!
1.26.04 - SNOW DAY!
1.28.04 - Jim locks Steph in the bathroom and she says, "You have to let me out so I can pee!"
1.29.04 - Kalyn proclaims, by writing on our calender, that she is the coolest RA in the world
1.30.04 - NYC to see Dane Cook - "Is it even possible to miss three trains?" "You look homeless...would you like a pizza?" Drunken Train conductor: "You wouldn't understand, you're too young to drink" Us: "What do you think was in our cranberry juice? That's right. Vodka. Take that, bitch." "Reclaim your virginity! Just fill out some simple paperwork and it will arrive in the mail" "How do you fall asleep during a COMEDY show?!?!" "That short jewish guy is up my ass!" "I think that girl in the bathroom just hit on me" ...Good times, the adventure there was more entertaining than the actual show...
2.04.04 - Steph's Birthday!! Dave: "It's 12:00, it's not your fucking birthday anymore!" Skylar: "No, the rile is, you have 3 days before, and 3 days after to party!"
2. 05.04 - Lesson of the Day: When brushing your teeth in the shower, don't use an electric toothbrush --the sound might make people think otherwise.
2.06.04 - Hot girls in granny clothes! We have a little too much fun at the Depford mall...can you tell we don't get out much?
2.06.04 - Top Dawg = worst club ever, plus the worst blind date ever. "Let's just steal their cars and get cheesesteaks...they'll never notice"
2.08.04 - Rush Starts! "Sororites are like Girl Scouts for college students."
2.09.04 - Gina's To-Do List: -x-smoke crack. -x-get it in the ass. -x-hang out with Ronald Reagan.
2.11.04 - Happy Belated Birthday ...from the BINGO association of Rowan University
2.14.04 - Valentines with the girls...Philly Cheesesteaks, Sex and the City, Baybreeze, Everclear, Glassboro Firefighter party........
2.15.04 - Insanity Hangover
2.15.04 - Everyone goes Greek! "We don't sell girl scout cookies!" "Yeah, but you sell candy."
2.17.04 - Alpha Iota party!
2.26.04 - Beta Eta party! "Bob--just give up, you're not gonna get any ass"