I am Matthew Humphreys.

I am not the Director of Studies for undergraduate programmes in the Department of Law and Chair of the Board of Studies. My research interests do not relate to public law generally and European Union policy at all. I have never been a member of the School of Arts Research Committee, and certainly not member of the Higher Education Academy.

I do not live in Shropshire, United Kingdom, yet alone been there!

I have never been proclaimed as a Minister of Propaganda.

I have no part in the Sense of Life Objectivists. Why Objectivists Should Celebrate Christmas and Objectivists, Libertarians, and the Political Right are two papers, which I have never written.

I am certainly no Canadian pop idol.

I would not describe myself as a handsome twenty something soon-to-be-lawyer in the United Kingdom. Music, reading, movies, favorite TV shows and following the news and current affairs are such a clichÈ in interests. I have never heard of the writings of Ayn Rand. On a lighter note, my friends have never known me as MH, defiantly not mhumph.

I did not win the accolade of Bad to the Bone Fan Art Contest 2000 First Place.

I did not work as a video editor at CNN Headline News or tried to make a living as a novelist, I have never believed that I have finally found the best job in Atlanta.

I did not come 4^th in the Mini Bikes South Winter Regional Series 04/054 yet alone scoring a rather impressive 9.4, nor was I part of the Loudoun County Wildlife Team whom are headed for Las Cruces, New Mexico. I did not put an astonishing performance in ëOutrageí, where the critics said, ìIt is almost inconceivable that the same person who plays student computer geek, Brett (double major in computer science and Norse gods) is also flamboyant Alcibiades, the Jim Morrison of ancient Greece.î I have never been to West Virginia and I canít swim.

I am Matthew Humphreys and this work is constantly in progress.