ALIASES: The Mad Wombat, Testiclese the mighty, Big papa smurf, Skippy the wonder squirrel, asshole, Dr. Strangepants, Pico DeGuayo
DESCRIPTION: 5'11", long dark brown hair with bits of red, dark brown eyes, Built like a redneck boticelli, (from what I'm told) an ass like a greek god, 2 Tattoos
HOBBIES: Recreational narcotics, Flinging flaming sticks around, Pointing out blatant flaws in any militant christians beliefs (just fer fun!), Outdoor activities.
SHIT I DIG: Sweet buds, argueing with folk, Hardass music, TITS!!!, old muscle cars, Lobo comics, watching things blow up, Monkeys, Ol' Godzilla flicks, (did I mention tits?), Anyone that hates Garth brooks, Opposable thumbs, creative ways of annoying yuppies.
SHIT I HATE: Being set ablaze, Wil Wheaton(that li'l loser from star trek TNG), health food, "funny" doctors, DISCO (I can't stress this enough people), loud colours, Cheesy listening music, Designer coffees, papercuts, Those stupid little umbrellas in drinks, Drinks that have those stupid little umbrellas in them, Ugly babies, Power rangers, Stupid people, Yuppies, Hangovers, mornings.