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What up homies?!? I'm under the impression that people are stupid! Not that I come to this decision lightly mind you! Maybe it's just the area I inhabit (west edmonton along stony plain rd. is the last place to search for literati) but I feel like the last person on earth who actually thinks for himself. Too many people are willing to let T.V. or movies do the thinking for them. Much the same way as movies like "Rambo" or "Red dawn" (both KICKASS movies) shaped our views of communisim. "Kill a commie for mommie!" or so the saying goes. A communist government CAN work and be the most peaceful and successful government we've ever seen as a species. Not that '80's propaganda would tell you otherwise. I have never even THOUGHT about becoming a communist mind you. Hey I like my toys! I've got a sweet 1968 Ford LTD Brougham that I plan to restore to her former elegance and grace.Can't do that if all you own is public. All I'm sayin'n is learn to think for yourselves and success just may follow. Keep the faith my bretheren!

Well then, it HAS been a few days since my last posting hasn't it? What's for news though? My car's still needing a gas tank, K left me (under the advice of some guy who wants her!), and I now have a lizard. A small green anole. That's about it really. I know, a tad disappointing due to the regular calibre of ranting I normally display on my news pages but hey, it's been a slow month!

Well how do all? Here I am again to bring joy and sunshine to your bleak, desolate lives. Well let's see, what's in the news. Well after talking K into coming back she lived here for about 2-3 weeks before she dumped me completely and moved in with that other cocksucker, err.. I mean , man. The little green anole I told you all of died yesterday of unknown causes. Poor wee sucka was just suffering toward the end. He was actually K's lizard so I called and told her of his demise. The weather has been shit lately. That means I haven't been working either. All this and my birthday was only 3 days ago! But I've just smoked meself a nice phatty and I'm just out to the movies right now to catch a flick with my friend Janeen (her pics on the site) so all in all life's pretty good!
Word to your mutha's!

Well goddamn I suck at updating this page! It's cool enough because noone reads this crap anyhow. I was sittin' around the flat havin' some buds and suds with my buddy Gustav. He's got a hard run of things I must say. Being a platypus and all. Not that being platypi is a shitty thing on it's own but there's a certain lack of respect that comes with it. One may argue that it's hard to take any mammal that lays eggs (not that he does but his wife just had another few young'un's) seriously. I mean, they are genetic oddities that defy some natural laws! But most don't realize (until it's too late I might add) that they are not only strong but feirce critters! Not too mention that they are one of 4 species of mammals out of hundreds of thousands on earth that are venomous. Another advantage of being a natural throwback. Almost supernatural no? After hurling in the lake he continued to rant further about his name. Most folks expect him to be named Percy, Paul or something really insipid starting with the letter P. Having a name like Gustav just makes people say "umm... oh." Some folks just have no respect is what it is. Don't worry about him though, he passed out in the grove and is doing just fine.

Nothing much for news. I've started a new job (of sorts), K's still living with that other guy while claiming that I'm the only one for her, the population of west Ed. is still intellectually devoid and nobody from home loves me enough to call. The way I figure it, if I'm gonna die it may as well be now as opposed to when I'm actually doing something good. But my luck ain't that great is it? On the upside I can still make my cat drool with the good pettin's so at least somebody still appreciates me.

Howdy-ho super wombat space ranger cadets! Fearless leader here again to brighten your day. Lessee, what's for news? Well for one K decided to come back home yesterday. Still not getting married but apparently living with me's preferable to staying with someone who chronically ignores her. At least that's what I've gathered anyway. This could be a good thing or perhaps the beginning of the end, I can't tell the future! What do I look like, Miss Cleo?!? My expectations of my Darling are as such, I have no expectations. They just make things worse. Peace out cadets!

Well guess what I heard this morning. It seems that some wacky-assed terrorists have made a hit on a few American buildings. Hee hee hee, If you ask me this has been coming for a while now. The U.S. has been claiming right and superiority to the middle east for decades now from a nice far distance. Somehow thinking they're safe on their home turf. As arrogant as that is, noone in the U.S. seems to want to step back and see the situation for what it is. Listen up closely and pay attention..."Ahem..IF YOU PISS OFF TERRORISTS FOR LONG ENOUGH THEY WILL TARGET YOU!!!!!" Well america, is that clear enough? Do I think the Taliban's were right to do such a thing? Hell no! I think they should be drawn and quartered in a pay-per-view spectacle! I'm just saying the U.S. shouldn't be surprised is all. Especially since this is the 2nd time the SAME GUY has targeted the world trade center. "no warning" indeed! All I know is that I'm going to have to hear about this crap for the next 2 years straight! Hasta la vista Bin Laden!