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Howdy ho boyz 'n girls! Wombat here again to brighten your day! Today instead of singing the super happy fun song we're gonna talk about... FEELINGS! Yes that's right kiddies, feelings. Like when grown-ups are on their way to work on a reeeally snowy morning and some nice lady in a minivan who's going 24 kph still manages to spin out 3 times (taking 10 mins to recover per). Ask your parents my wombat cadets, they'll tell you that they feel like pulling that woman out through the keyhole and grasping her firmly by the throat and shaking her until her eyes bulge out at least 3 inches! That's called anger. When someone's walking down the street and they see a guy harrassing an innocent female pedestrian. You may think you'd be angry but when he (being too involved in making lewd suggestion) runs into a pole and knocks his own ass silly? That's happiness. When that happens you laugh out loud and mock him when he comes to. Peace out!

Man This sucks ass! I wake up at 8:00 AM to watch saturday morning funnies and what happens?!? After wading through hours of crap Good shit finally comes on. RIGHT AFTER THE V.C.R. DIES!!! It seems the accursed piece of shit thinks there's a tape still in there that it cannot eject. Therefore it shuts down after 30 seconds of trying. This also means that I can't watch any channel over 13 for more than 30 sec.s at a time. No ripping friends, batman beyond or X-men evolution for Wombat. Wombat is sad!

Y'know something kids? I was sitting around today and listening to a bunch of stuff on my comp. and I realized something. Although it's a well documented fact that the songs of yesteryear are dying off with our grandparents, there are still some like me who still appreciate old scratchy recordings of toothless old black men playin' a harmonica and singin' about weed! For example Fats Waller. He did Reefer song#1 and #2 at least. Or Jazz Gillum with reefer head woman. Classics. My epiphany is such, how are these tunes going to live on and find their way into the hands of todays youth unless the old farts like me spread them out? Thus My wombat cadets I am going to try to put up some of these MP3's on a page. Who knows, maybe I'll do it!