For all you beer drinkers!
Beer is for me,
Beer is for you.
First I'll have one,
Then I'll have two.
After three or more,
I'll find me a whore.
I'll drink till I'm drunk,
And I'll even have more.
I'll get up and dance,
I'll get down and dirty.
Then I'll hit on a fat gal,
'Cause, "Damn she looks purdy."
Seven, then eight, nine and then ten,
The drinking don't stop till the puking begins.
I'll get really tired, be ready for bed,
Then fall on the toilet and bust open my head.
There I will stay till the sun comes up,
My friends will all tell me,
"Man you were fucked-up!"
Fuck you! I say, I had a good time.
Until I got naked for quarters and dimes.
Even that was fun, I'll say with a sneer.
Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.