THE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,
Which art in barrels.
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager.

Barmen.

I in no way mean to undermine the significance of The Lord's Prayer. I only mean to entertain those with a sense of humor; those who can seperate fact from fiction and joke from reality.....K E N