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| The Big Man On Campus Written By Braun1884 |
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| Description It's been two weeks since Zack and Kelly got married. They have already gone on their honeymoon which was in Cancun, Mexico. They have returned back to L.A. and instead of getting an apartment off campus they decided to get their own dorm room instead because they have realized how much money their apartment will be and how much they will miss the gang, but, there's a new freshmen at CAL-U and he had taken the last single dorm room and Zack tries everything in his power for this new freshmen to move out. |
| (Opening scene- Slater and Screech in their room studying) Slater: hey screech, pass me a root beer Screech: sure zack Slater: (annoyed) screech thats the fifth time today you called me Zack Screech: i know, i can't help it, i miss him Slater, just to think he used to sleep on the top bunk Slater: he still does, well for now, you'll see him later screech Screech: yea i know, it just won't be the same without Zack here (starts crying) (There's a knock at the door) (Screech opens the door) (Zack enters) Screech: (shouting) ZACK!!! Zack: hey buddy Screech: i missed you so much Zack: i was only gone for a week (Screech hugs Zack with strength) Zack: Screech, buddy, let go, your squeezing me Slater: hey preppy how was your honeymoon? Zack: ahh, Slater it was incredible, Cancun is beautiful. i brought you guys souvenirs Slater: aww, preppy you didn't have to do that Zack: ah it was nothing, here, open it (Zack hands Slater a calender) Slater: wow, look at all these hot women Zack: those are all the swimsuit models through out Mexico Slater: wow, i better not show this to Karla. thanks Zack Zack: your welcome pal and Screech this is for you (Screech opens up a folded napkin) Screech: hey Zack, what are all of these numbers for? Zack: those are numbers of every single girl in Cancun Screech: ah, you told them about your good looking single buddy and showed them the picture of me in your wallet huh? Zack: not exactly, well i did tell them that i had a single friend named Screech, but i showed Fabio's picture Slater: so preppy, do you need help packing? Zack: oh i wanted to tell you, kelly and I aren't going to get an apartment Slater: what? how come? Zack: we both realized we don't have the money right now so....we're gonna get a single dorm room together Screech: im so happy, your not leaving Slater: wait a minute Zack, there's a new freshmen down the hall that just moved in to room 220, and that's a single dorm preppy and according to what i know, CAL-U's crowded and that was the last single dorm room Zack: don't worry Slater, i'll talk to Dean McMann, She'll move him, as a matter a fact, me and Kelly are gonna go talk to her now Slater and Screech: good luck! (Zack walks out and meets kelly who is talking to Alex and Leslie in the living room) Zack: hey we better go find Dean McMann, Slater just told me that there's a new freshmen and he took the last single dorm room Kelly: well what are we gonna do Zack: i dont know, i guess we'll find out everything from her Kelly: Zack, she hates you, Leslie: yeah Zack, what makes you think she's gonna move Ryan out that room and put you and Kelly in there Zack: Ryan? Leslie: yeah, his name is Ryan and he is so hot.....i mean he's.....i gotta run... (Leslie exits) Zack: hey maybe if i talk to this Ryan character, maybe he'll understand and he won't mind moving out Alex: oh i don't think so Zack Zack: why not? Alex: i dont know, he just looks like the type of guy that won't put up with anything, especially con artists like yourself Zack (Slater and Screech enter) Zack: Screech have you met this new freshmen named Ryan Screech: you bet, bud-dy Zack: well what's he like? Screech: he's a monster, he's about 6 foot 8 and weighs about 290LBS Zack: WHAT? Screech: yeah, on his spare time, he professionaly wrestles Slater: preppy from what i hear, he doesn't take kind to strangers Kelly: what are we gonna do Zack Zack: (acting confident) don't worry honey, everything will be fine, why don't you go get something to eat and while your doing that i'll figure out what we're gonna do ok? Kelly: (worried) ok Zack, i love you Zack: i love you too Slater: hey Kelly i'll go with you, you coming Screech? Screech: yeah im starved, i heard there's a new entry on the menu imported from Japan Slater: oh really Screech, what Screech: (excited) cat tail salad Slater: (disgusted) sorry i asked, you coming too Alex? Alex: yeah but i'm not sitting next to Screech Slater: you sure your not hungry Zack? Zack: yeah i'll be fine, i'm just gonna stay here and think everything out Slater: ok man, we'll be back in a bit Zack: ok guys, enjoy (Slater, Screech, Kelly and Alex exit) (Zack, sitting on the couch worried, gets up and walks out of the dorm and walks over to room 220 to talk to Ryan) (Zack knocks on the door) (Ryan opens up the door) (Ryan enters) Zack: (looks up at Ryan and swallows hard) hi i'm Zack Morris Ryan: ( In a deep voice) WHAT DO YOU WANT? Zack: (giggling) uh....nevermind...ha Ryan: make it quick! Zack: look i know you just moved here and im sure you heard of who i am Ryan: nope Zack: are you kidding? im Zack Morris, there's not one person on this campus who does not know who i am Ryan: guess what! your looking at the one person who's never heard about you and really don't care...anyway what do you want? Zack: well....i know we just met but i desperately need a favor from you Ryan: let me guess, you want me to protect you from someone? Zack: umm...no...actually i wanted to speak to you about this dorm room Ryan: what about it? Zack: well uh...i just got married and me and my wife need a place to live and my friend told me that i was too late because you had already taken the room Ryan: how come you just didn't get an apartment off campus? Zack: well we realized that we werent gonna have enough money, we dont make that much money to begin with and i was hoping that maybe you could..... Ryan: forget it Jack Zack: uh...its Zack Ryan: whatever your name is Zack: aww...please, me and my wife really need a room Ryan: stay in the dorm room where you were before Zack: well i would but...my wife and me would like to share a dorm room together, by ourselves Ryan: read my lips....n-o, whats that spell? Zack: (remembers Leslie saying Ryan's hot) what if i can guarantee you a date with a hot girl? Ryan: i known you for five minutes and your trying to fix me up already? Zack: yes...,come on, i do you a favor and you do me a favor Ryan: alright....za...whats your name again? Zack: Zack Ryan: (sighs) ok Zack, but on one condition, before you get the favor from me, i get your favor first Zack: fine Ryan: now who's the chick? (looks in to the camera) Zack: this is too easy....her name is Leslie Burke, she was one of my suitmates Ryan: ok...so... Zack: how about that date tonight? Ryan: well ok i guess, but i swear Zack...if there is one thing wrong with her, im coming after you, got it? Zack: i can guarantee theres absolutely nothing wrong with her Ryan: ok Zack...your on Zack: alright, is 7:30 ok? Ryan: sure Zack: great (Zack exits rm 220 and heads back to his dorm room) (Zack, Screech, Kelly, Slater, Karla, Alex and Leslie enter) Slater: hey preppy, where were you? Zack: talking to Ryan Slater: oh really, you got guts preppy, im impressed Kelly: well what happened? Zack: well lets just say that we're gonna have a dorm room together by tommorow Slater: hey how in the world did you pull that off? Leslie: yeah Zack how did you pull that off? Zack: easy, i promised him a date with you Leslie: you what? Zack: oh come on Leslie, you said he was hot right? Leslie: Zack, just because i think hes cute doesn't mean i wanna date him Zack: come on, who knows, you might really like him Leslie: Zack you had no right Kelly: shes right Zack, how could you Zack: come on, its one harmless date Leslie: im not going Zack: what? Leslie you have to Slater: Zack calm down, your acting as if your life depends on it Zack: what? dont be ridiculous Slater Leslie: wait a minute...Zack, i'll go on the date with Ryan Zack: you will, oh Leslie, you don't know how much this means to me Leslie: spare me, your gonna do all of my homework for a month Zack: a month? how bout two weeks? Leslie: four weeks Zack: three weeks Leslie: four weeks which is a month, take it or leave it Zack Zack: fine Leslie: ok we got a deal. what time is Ryan coming to pick me up? Zack: 7:30 Leslie: what? it's 7:00 now, oh great, thanks Zack Zack: well if you would have just said yes in the first place, you could have saved time (Leslie gets annoyed and exits) Kelly: oh Zack, i feel so bad, your going through all this trouble just for us to have a room Zack: don't worry, you could make it up to me tommorow when we're in our new room (There's a knock on the door) (Slater opens the door) (Ryan enters) Slater: hey, you must be Ryan, i'm A.C. Slater Ryan: Ryan Aviles, what's up Slater: Leslie's almost ready, have a seat Alex: (scared) hi im Alex Ryan: hi Alex: (scared) bye (Alex runs in to the bedroom) (Alex exits) K elly: i'm Kelly, Zack's wife Ryan: (shocked) really? what are you doing with him? Slater: that's what we're all wondering Kelly: so...Ryan, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself Ryan: well, this is my first time coming to California and i come from a big family Slater: oh really, where you from? Ryan: New York Slater: cool Ryan: yeah, but i needed a change, i wanted to get out of New York and there were really no schools in New York that had the classes that i wanted Slater: well welcome to CAL-U, your gonna love it here Zack: im sure he will...uh Slater can i talk to you for a minute? Slater: sure Zack (Zack and Slater exit the living room and enter thier bedroom) (Screech is in the bathroom listening to Zack and Slater's conversation) Slater: are you ok? Zack: why would'nt I be ok? Slater: Zack, whats wrong? what do you wanna tell me? Zack: well, Ryan told me that if anything is wrong or goes wrong with his date with Leslie tonight, he'll be coming after me Slater: what? Zack did you take a look at the size of that guy, this is not good preppy Zack: i know Slater, look, you can't tell anyone about this ok? Slater: fine (Zack and Slater exit their bedroom to the living room) (Screech comes out of the bathroom looking worried) Screech: oh boy! (fade out) (Screech exits the bedroom and walks in to the living room) (Zack, Slater, Kelly, Screech and Ryan enter) Slater: so...Ryan, Screech tells me your a professional wrestler Ryan: i do it on my spare time Slater: hey you should join the wrestling team Ryan: i dont think so Slater: well why not, we can use a big guy like you Ryan: because in that type of wrestling, i can't bodyslam anyone Slater: good point (Leslie comes out of her bedroom) (Leslie enters) Ryan: well hello Leslie: hi im Leslie Burke Ryan: im Ryan Aviles Leslie: well im all ready Ryan: great...i was thinking, how about dinner and a movie? Leslie: sounds great Ryan: nice meeting you all Kelly: bye Slater: have a good time Screech: don't forget to bring me popcorn (Ryan and Leslie exit and go on thier date) (Zack, Kelly, and Slater look at Screech weird) Screech: what? (fade out) (fade in) (Ryan and Leslie are back from their date and Ryan walks Leslie to her door) (Ryan and Leslie enter) Leslie: i had a really good time tonight Ryan: yeah me too, i'm glad you had a good time Leslie: i can't believe you were shaking when Leatherface was cutting up that guy with the chainsaw Ryan: i was not shaking, ........it was really cold and i was shivering Leslie: yeah yeah, well...uh....thanks for tonight, i had a great time Ryan: yeah me too (Leslie leans in to kiss Ryan) (they both kiss) Ryan and Leslie: wow! Ryan: maybe we can go out again, lets say tommorow night? Leslie: sure Ryan: 7:30 ok? Leslie: great Ryan: see you tommorow...goodnight Leslie: goodnight (Leslie exits and enters her bedroom door) Ryan: (shouting) yes!!! (fade out into another scene) (fade in) (Next morning...Zack, Slater and Screech are about to eat breakfast) (Zack, Slater, and Screech enter) (Zack talking to the camera) (Zack: Alright it's morning, and i gotta find out what happened with Leslie's date last night, and we all know how Slater's been nosey lately, i bet he'll mention it to me first....watch this) Slater: hey preppy, did you hear about Leslie's date with Ryan last night? (Zack winks at the camera) Zack: (worried) no, did everything go ok? Slater: all i can say is that you have a new dorm room man (Screech starts to cry) Zack: Screech what are you crying for? Screech: (crying) your leaving again Zack: i'll be right down the hall buddy..., so, Slater, everything went ok? Slater: well Alex told me that the date ended with a goodnight kiss Zack: alright, so, i did him a favor, and now the dorm room is mine and Kelly's Slater: (sighs) you and your sneaky acts Zack (Zack talks to the camera) (Zack: Alright, maybe i did pull another fast one, but you have to admit, i'm good at it...what's the worst that could happen) (There's a knock on the door) (Slater opens the door) (Ryan enters) Slater: hey Ryan, what's up Ryan: what's going on Slater....hey Zack Zack: you rang sir Ryan: i wanna speak to you Zack: (laughing) alright, big man, hand over the keys to your room Ryan: not so fast blondie, i changed my mind, i like Leslie, but, im keeping my dorm room Zack: What? wait a minute....we had a deal, you said that if i got you a date with Leslie, and that if you liked her and everything went ok, you would give me your dorm room Ryan: so....I lied....sue me....hey you got a problem with that Zack? Zack: yeah as a matter of fact I do(starting to yell)....look,.... you and I had an agreement, and now your gonna take what you said back?(Leslie, Alex, and Kelly come out of their bedroom to see what all the comotion's about) (Leslie, Kelly, and Alex enter) you agreed....you know...i was hoping me and you could become really good friends, but im not so sure i want that anymore....this isn't New York, you don't have to be tough around here....you know what, fine, stay in the dorm room, but im gonna tell Leslie everything Ryan: everything? (gets in Zack's face) Zack you do that and i'll-- Zack: and you'll what....hit me....go ahead, hit me, and then all my friends here will see the real you, your not college material, your just another New York delinquint... and if Dean McMann finds out that you hit me, She'll kick you out Screech: don't be so sure Zack, she might thank him (Slater slaps Screech) Slater: shut up Screech Leslie: i already heard enough Zack, Ryan get out! Ryan: Leslie I'm-- Leslie: NOW!!! (Ryan leaves upset) (Ryan exits) Zack: Leslie, im so sorry Leslie: hey its no big deal, im used to you by now Zack...i uh, im gonna go take a shower (Leslie exits to her bedroom hurting) (Zack looks at the rest of the gang) (fade out) (fade in) (Zack and Kelly are in Dean McMann's office) (Zack, Kelly and Dean McMann enter) Dean McMann: now Zack, i should suspend you both, and you know, you have to talk to me about getting a room Zack: i know and im truly sorry Dean McMann: so now wait a minute, he was gonna hit you, and he wanted to fight you? Zack: yes ma'am Dean McMann: were you afraid? Zack: well look at the size of him, who wouldnt be? Dean McMann: wimp...hold on one second...(phone rings) i dont care Gerald, i want him suspended, he had no right to mop the floor with Professor Brews toupee....is he crying?.....gooooood (hangs up) im sorry i must be going now, i got suspending to do Kelly: well what about our room? Dean McMann: look, im sorry, but it's his room, it's out of my hands (Kelly and Zack look disappointed) (Kelly, Zack, and Dean McMann exit) (fades out and into the next scene) (Zack walking in the hall to his room, Ryan sees Zack and stops to talk to him) (Leslie's walking out of her room but sees Ryan go up to Zack, and listens to their conversation) (Ryan and Zack enter) Ryan: hey Zack,..... Zack wait up Zack: (sighs) what do you want Aviles? Ryan: look uh....i thought about what you said, and your right, im blocking everyone out....i guess its because i never really had any real friends and im afraid of getting hurt Zack: ok so..... Ryan: look i know your angry, but uh..... i decided that im giving you the room....i guess im also scared of making friends and you were right about everything, plus Leslie's a great girl, i dont deserve her, after i give you the room, there's no where for me to stay so....im leaving CAL-U, im going back home (Leslie enters) Leslie: your what? Ryan: (shocked) Leslie?!!! i was just talking to Zack here Leslie: yeah i heard Ryan: im sorry for everything Zack, here's the keys Zack: thanks man, listen im sorry too...(thinking to himself) Leslie: Zack, can i talk to Ryan in private for a moment? Zack: yeah sure (Zack enters his bedroom door) (Zack exits) Leslie: hey Ryan: hey.....look Leslie, im sorry for everything Leslie: i know you are, Ryan, i like you alot, on our date, you treated me with so much respect, i have never been treated with so much respect in my life Ryan: i like you too Leslie, but let's face it, i dont belong here, i caused so much trouble with you and Zack, im upset with myself, im ashamed for the way i acted....im really sorry, will you forgive me? Leslie: well that all depends.... Ryan: on what? Leslie: if you take me out tonight like you said Ryan: wish i could, but i just gave up my room to Zack, i dont have a place to stay....plus im all packed (Zack opens his bedroom door) (Zack enters) Zack: uh....you gotta a place to stay Ryan: i do? Leslie: he does....where? Zack: well Ryan, you see ...i just talked to Dean McMann, and i also talked to Slater and Screech, and they would love a new roommate to keep them company and i think we all could use a new friend Leslie: oh Zack....(Leslie hugs Zack and kisses him on the cheek) Zack: so Ryan, what do you say? Ryan: i say Slater and Screech got a new roommate! Zack: alright! big man, i'll tell the rest of the gang the good news Ryan: hey Zack Zack: yeah? Ryan: (sighs) ......thanks! (Zack nods his head and enters his bedroom door) (Zack exits) Leslie: so....am i seeing you tonight? Ryan: ooh....you bet you are Leslie: ok then...see you at 7:30? (Ryan kisses Leslie) Ryan: 7:30 it is Leslie: ok...see you then Ryan: ok...bye Leslie: bye (Ryan leaves and walks to his room) (Ryan exits) (Leslie walks in to the dorm room) (Zack and Kelly are hugging) (Zack, Kelly and Leslie enter) (Leslie runs right by Zack and Kelly to the bedroom but Kelly stops her) Kelly: where you off to so quickly? Leslie: i got a date Kelly: oh really? Leslie: yup, see ya (Leslie enters her bedroom) (Leslie exits) Zack: so we got our room Kelly: i knew you'd come through Zack, your always doing too much for me Zack: hey what did i tell you at our wedding....nothing's too much when it's for you Kelly: oh Zack....i love you so much Zack: i love you too (Zack and Kelly Kiss) Zack: hey im hungry, how about us going out to eat? Kelly: oh really...where? Zack: well i know this new chinese place Slater mentioned to me, its got a brand habatchi table Kelly: mmmmm....sounds good to me...i better go shower then Zack: ok, i love you Kelly: i love you too (Kelly enters her bedroom) (Kelly exits) (Zack starts talking to the camera) (Zack: ok you have to give me credit, i know everything got a little hectic, but hey, i fixed everything didnt I....now everyone's happy and i get to be all alone in a locked dorm room...with Kelly...ahhh...everythings perfect..) (Leslie shouting in her room): (ZACK!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO USED ALL MY VO5 COCONUT SHAMPOO!!!) (Zack: well almost perfect!) End Of Story |
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