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Hulking Up Ryan

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Braun1884
(opening scene) (It`s 8:30 am, Ryan's working out and making a lot of noise with his weights, Screech and Slater are sleeping.) (Ryan, Slater and Screech enter)

Ryan: ahhhh....98.....99.....100 (drops the bar bell)

Slater: ughhhh.....Ry, what are you doing?

Ryan: I have to work out for my match Slater...as if you didnt hear I won a title match...yesterday at the headquarters, the trainer announced that there would be a WWE wrestler in town...and he's going to put his belt on the line .....ahh...its a dream come true...I`m gonna be the world heavyweight champion but first...I have to beat the champion...which is a real pro wrestler from the WWE.

Slater: Thats great!!! Be the heavyweight champion in the weight room down the hall.

Ryan: I cant...you`ve seen how Mrs. Rogers looks at me when I`m working out...she stares at me....scary


Slater: Oh come on...she's a 65 year old hall watcher...let her look...let her live...dont worry, she wont bite.


Screech: (hears them talking) Your right Slater...she cant bite, the glue for her dentures aint strong enough to hold those chompers.


Ryan: (laughing) Anyway...I gotta workout...this is my only chance to prove myself...without that title...I`m nothing.


(Ryan puts in a cd into the stereo....Eye Of The Tiger starts to play.....starts to do pushups)


Screech and Slater: awww nooooooooooooo (whining and crying)


(Ryan continues to work out and Slater and Screech put their pillows over their heads)


(fade out and into the next scene)


(At the mall--Zack and Kelly are walking) (Zack and Kelly enter)


Zack: Hey...check out this jacket...oh I always wanted one of these.


Kelly: Well how much is it honey?


Zack: I dont know...(looks at the price...$450.00) Kelly...sweetheart, babe, honeybunch...did I mention that in my religion, everyday's a gift giving day.


Kelly: Zack....how much?


Zack: (sighs) Four hundred and fifty dollars


Kelly: No way Zack! You know we're on a budget.


Zack: I know...but I really want this Kel.


Kelly: Christmas is right around the corner Zack.


Zack: (sighs) Fine. I guess your right.


(a huge crowd of people start running through the mall.)


Kelly: What`s going on?


Zack: I dont know...(asks a person) uh...excuse me...whats going on?


Person: He's in town for his match!!!


Zack: Who?


Person: Take a look dude...see ya


Zack: Ahhhh....come here Kel....(lifts her up on his shoulders) Can you see?


Kelly: Uh Zack...remember the unidentified opponent that Ryan has to go against?


Zack: Uh yeah why?


Kelly: Well uh....he's here


Zack: For the last time....who is it?


(The crowd starts to disperse....The Rock makes his way through the crowd)


The Rock: Move out of my way jabroni...Beat it....What are you looking at...The Rock will slap the taste out of your mouth


(Walks toward Kelly)


The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa...hey baby...I can sense you want a piece of The Great One....I can see the little glare in your eye...you gawking at The Rock..It`s ok.


Kelly: Excuse me?!?


Zack: Uh excuse me...not to be rude or anything but uh...she's my wife...and I would honestly appreciate it if you wouldnt talk to her like that.


The Rock: Oh I`m sorry...She's your wife?


Zack: Yes...She is...I do`nt like the way--


The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S YOUR WIFE! No one asked you blondie...beat it jabroni...now if you'll excuse The Rock...he's gotta lay the smackdown on some local chump.


(The Rock exits)


Kelly: (looking at Zack) Ryan's in big trouble.


Zack: Are you kidding? (laughs nervously)


(looks in the camera)


(Zack: Yup (sighs)...He's in big trouble...)


(fade out)


(fade in)


(Back at the gang's dorm room...Ryan's watching TV...Slater is doing arm curls and Screech is playing chess by himself...Kelly and Zack walk into the dorm room.) (Kelly, Zack, Slater, Ryan and Screech enter)


Slater: hey preppy what are you doing here?


Zack: to talk to Ryan...listen Ryan uh...


Ryan: not now Zack, im watching wrestling...The Rock's on...you know...if i fought against him...i could learn alot


Zack: thats just it Ryan...Kelly and I were at the mall and he was there and talking about how he's gonna beat you and theres no way of you taking his title


Ryan: WHAT!!! you mean


Zack: thats right...The Rock is your mystery opponent


Ryan: oh no...i dont feel so good


(Mike Rogers enters)


Mike: hey guys whats up...hey Zack, whats wrong with him


Zack: he found out who his mystery opponent was


Mike: oh really...who?


Slater: The Rock


Mike: oh i see


Ryan: there's no way i can beat him you guys...The Rock's a real pro...if i dont win this match...im history...me and wrestling are finished


Mike: dont give up that easily kid


Ryan: Mike...there's no way i can beat The Rock


(Knock on the door) (The Rock enters)


The Rock: took you long enough to answer jabroni...which one of you pieces of trash is Ryan? oh hey blondie...i had no idea we would meet again...please tell me your my opponent


Mike: nope...he is (points to Ryan)


(The Rock gets in Ryan's face)


The Rock: ahh...so your the piece of trailer park trash that walks Rock's green earth huh? well you see this Ryan...come this sunday...The Rock is gonna go in the ring and do exactly what he does best and thats lay the smackdown on some poor jabroni...by the look in your eyes...your scared (laughs evil) (whispers) Sunday!!!


Mike: dont worry, we'll be there


The Rock: until then...just know your role...shut your mouth...and keep your cardboard box off The Rock's freshly mowed lawn and everything will be just fine jabroni


(The Rock exits)


Ryan: MIKE!!! why did u tell him we'll be there?...hes gonna kill me...im gonna forfit the match


Mike: no your not


Zack: but Mike...this isn't funny...The Rock is dangerous


Ryan: there's no way i can beat him Mike


Mike: yes there is dont worry about it...i'll see you guys later


(Mike exits)


(fade out and into the next scene) (Mike's on the phone)


(Mike: hello...Terry? hey buddy whats going on? im fine, yourself? good, good...i heard you were in town promoting your book...number one seller huh? great, great...listen i need the biggest favor from ya)


(fade out)


(fade in)


(gang's dorm room...Ryan's watching tvand biting his nails...Slater is sitting on the couch and Screech is eating lunch...Kelly and Zack walk into the dorm room) (Kelly, Zack, Slater, Ryan and Screech enter)


Zack: hey guys


Slater: hey preppy


Screech: hey Zack, your just in time...want some lion paw stew?


Zack: no thanks i'll pass...hey Ry, how ya holding up?


Kelly: aww you guys look at him


Zack: Ryan...you ok?


Ryan: nooo...im not going...you cant make me


Zack: Ryan calm down man


Slater: preppy he's been doing that ever since last night...we all dont know what to do


(knock at the door)


Screech: i'll get it


(opens the door) (Hulk Hogan enters)



(Kelly, Slater, Zack, Screech, and Ryan stare in amazement)


Screech: your....your...your...yikes!!!


Slater: Zack, am i dreaming or is that Hulk Hogan standing in our living room?


Zack: no Slater...he's real...Hulk Hogan is standing right in out living room


Slater: no way preppy...you dont live here no more remember...he's standing in our (points to Screech, Ryan, and the girls room) living room (smiles)


Hulk Hogan: which one of you guys is Ryan Aviles?


Zack: uh...he is (points to Ryan)


Hulk Hogan: (smiles)


Ryan: (worried) oh no! great...thanks Zack, now i have two opponents


Hulk Hogan: well brother...can we talk privately


Kelly: no no...anything you have to say to him...you can say to us


Zack and Slater: YEAH!


Hulk Hogan: (stares at Kelly, Slater, and Zack) (growls)


Kelly: then again...this is his fight (giggles)...protect me Zack!


Ryan: no...no...no ...you know what...fine, minds well get this over with...but leave the door unlocked!


(Hulk Hogan and Ryan walk into his room) (As Hulk Hogan is walking into the room, he looks at Kelly, Slater, Zack and Screech and whispers)


(Hulk Hogan: (winks) one second!)


Kelly: i cant stand here and let this happen...Zack, Slater do something


Zack: i dont think Hulk's here to fight Ryan


Slater: huh?


Zack: just trust me ok?


(cut to Ryan and Hulk Hogan in the room)


Ryan: alright, go ahead (lays down on the floor)...pin me and get it over with!


Hulk Hogan: ahh...get up brother...im not here to fight you


Ryan: what? your not?


Hulk Hogan: No! as a matter of fact, i wanna help you


Ryan: with what? (embarrassed) i don't know what your talking about


Hulk Hogan: come on man...we all get afraid...we're all human


Ryan: i dont get it...why do you wanna help me...face it...my dreams are going down the drain...i'll never be as good as you or The Rock or Triple H or anyone of you guys


Hulk Hogan: Yes you can! you see i heard about you problem with The Rock and oh yeah...sure he's tough...but you have to remember one thing brother,...your alot more tougher than he is!


Ryan: oh no im not


Hulk Hogan: now you see...thats the wrong attitude to have...look...if you want something...you'll do just about anything to get it...correct?


Ryan: well yeah...i mean...i want the world title more than anything...i would do anything


Hulk Hogan: anything?


Ryan: yeah of course...anything


Hulk Hogan: alright...thats the attitude im looking for...im gonna offer my help to train you for this match


Ryan: WHAT? You really wanna train me? wait a minute...why do you want me to beat Rock so much?


Hulk Hogan: well you see...you remember what happened last year at Wrestlemania right? well now its my revenge...he cheated through the whole entire match and i wanna see him this match...especially to a rookie plus your gonna take his title away... so...what do you say?


Ryan: aww...you bet!


Hulk Hogan: ok but from here on, its my game, and my rules...what i say goes, you eat when i eat, sleep, walk and breathe...you got it brother?


Ryan: alright! ok! wow...i can't believe this...The Immortal Hulk Hogan is gonna train me...wow...you dont know what this means to me...your my idol...i watched every single match you ever had...its a dream come true


Hulk Hogan: wow man...thats cool...thank you very much...im flattered...thank you


(walking out into the living room)


Ryan: hey guys...Hulk's gonna train me!


Zack: you see Slater...i told you


Kelly: wow...and all this time i thought you were a jerk and insensitive and a....jerk


Hulk Hogan: well thank you


(Mike Rogers walks in) (Mike Rogers enters)


Mike: TERRY!!!


Hulk Hogan: MIKE!!!


Mike: how ya been buddy?


Hulk Hogan: great...great


Mike: so...(winks)


Hulk Hogan: oh yeah...yeah...we're gonna win that belt brother...you bet


Ryan: hey Mike isn't this great... so...Hulk...when do we start training?


Hulk Hogan: tommorow at 4:00 am...be ready


Zack, Screech and Slater: (laughing hysterically)


Ryan: whats so funny?


Zack: oh nothing...just the fact that you have to wake up at 4:00 in the morning (Zack, Slater and Screech laughing again)


Hulk Hogan: oh really dudes...you think that's funny...well guess what...all 4 of you are gonna get some training (laughs)


Zack and Slater: What?


Screech: oh really...says who (says who...haha)


Zack and Slater: oh no


Hulk Hogan: Says me (growls)


Screech: yikes!


Mike: i'd give anything to see Zack in the ring


Zack: very funny


(cut in to the next scene)


(Eye Of The Tiger theme plays)


(sequence showing Hulk Hogan in the ring with the Zack, Ryan, Slater and Screech training)


Hulk Hogan: come on Morris...use those arms...faster pushup's Albert Clifford


Slater: it's Slater


Hulk Hogan: (gives Slater a cold stare)


Slater: on second thought...Albert Clifford will be just fine


Hulk Hogan: how are you coming along Screech?


Screech: im.....fine..... (struggling...lifting 40lbs) (collapses)


(Mike Rogers walks into the gym)


Mike: im here...im here


Hulk Hogan: we can see that


Mike: aww...whats the matter Zack? too much work? (laughs hysterically)


Hulk Hogan: alright guys...stop what your doing....i want you to come see this


Zack: now what?


Hulk Hogan: ok brothers...Mike here is gonna be my opponent...we're gonna put on a match


Slater: what? wait a minute...Mike you were a wrestler?


Mike: yeah...while i was in my first year of college i was a big fan so i tried it out...nothing to it...piece of cake


Hulk Hogan: alright brother you ready?


Mike: let's go


Hulk Hogan: alright!


(Hulk Hogan and Mike step into the ring)


Hulk Hogan: Zack ring the bell....ready....go


(Zack rings the bell)


(Hulk Hogan and Mike circle each other....Mike runs over to Hulk...Hulk Hogan bodyslams Mike)


Mike: ouch..............that hurt!


(Slater, Ryan, Zack and Screech laughing)


Hulk Hogan: (laughing) Mike are you ok?


Mike: well...i think that's enough for the day (rolls out the ring...walks out of the gym)


Screech: wow


Zack: ehh...that's nothing....i could of beaten Rogers


Slater: no way preppy......Zack....you talk to much


Ryan: (breathing heavy) aw man....im exhausted


Slater: how can you be exhausted? look at the shape your in compared to us


Ryan: (breathing heavy) well there's two different kinds of shape....one is where your in regular fit shape....another is sport shape....which in this case would be wrestling shape....which is something im not


Hulk Hogan: alright Ryan! get in here....your gonna go against Zack


Zack: what?


Slater: (laughing) you can't con your way out of this one preppy


Zack: very funny Slater....i dont see you volunteering to go in


Slater: hey man...nothing about volunteering was said...he picked you preppy...not Screech or me....you


Zack: i dont believe this


Hulk Hogan: what's the matter Zack? afraid? should i call your mommy....what's her name....Kelly right?


Zack: that's it...i've had enough


Hulk Hogan: oh yeah?


Zack: Yeah


Hulk Hogan: do something about it Zack....but not to me....to him (points to Ryan)


(Zack talks to the camera)


(Zack: ok ok...so im upset...no big deal....ehh...how my kidding....look at the size of Ryan....(camera looks at Ryan) yeah....im gonna feel this in the morning...but im not worrying...Kelly's gonna give a massage! (winks) )


Slater: alright preppy!


Screech: come on Zack


(fade cut into the next scene)


Hulk Hogan: that was a very good match you guys...im impressed!.....Ryan...your ready brother...these last 3 days you've shown me hard work and dedication to this business dude...your ready for The Rock!


Ryan: ahh...thanks Hulk...without you...i would be lost


Hulk Hogan: oh uh...wanna talk to you for a sec


Ryan: sure what is it?


Hulk Hogan: Mike told me about you flunking your classes....and the Dean dont really want you wrestling unless your grades are up so....whatever your late with and so on....i'll help you...just bring it to the gym ok?


Ryan: deal...thanks for everything...


Hulk Hogan: your welcome my man! (winks)


(fade out)


(fade in)


(at the arena....Hulk Hogan's talking to Ryan about his match....Zack's talking to Kelly, and Screech is painting his face and Slater's watching him)


Hulk Hogan: alright brother...i wrote the whole dialogue on your promo so....you should be good ok?


Ryan: hey thanks...this is great


Hulk Hogan: your ready brother...your ready....in five minutes they're gonna play your music...so get ready


Ryan: hey you think Mike will be ok?


Hulk Hogan: sure....everyone gets a back ache...it'll go away


(sound coordinator: Ryan....its time to shoot your promo)


Hulk Hogan: ok your ready....you remember it?


Ryan: yup


Hulk Hogan: alright go!


Zack, Slater, Screech, and Kelly: alright....Ryan...go!


(sound coordinator: 3...2...1....your on!)


(crowd screams)


(plays The Rock's interview first)


Michael Cole: Alright Rock, I'm very curious have you purchased championship belt insurance?


The Rock: Shut up!


Michael Cole:: You know since you accepted to be interviewed, perhaps you can give us a little bit of the story. Let's go back to the time of Wrestlemania last year, when of course you Rock betrayed...


The Rock: What are you? Wait wait wait wait what do you mean
betrayed? I didn't betray anybody, all I did was wrestle Hulk Hogan
in Conneticut. I beat that old man, I left him laying and tonight when
I'm done with that local rookie jabroni,, he's gonna be left like an old newspaper, lining
the bottom of the birdcage with a bunch of....no no no...a three foot pile of.....bird manuer.


The Rock: no more questions jabroni!


Michael Cole: Thank you very much, J.R. apparently its been building up
to one that's been talked about for a long time, The Rock to meet
and defend against Ryan Aviles.


(Ryan with Michael Cole)


Michael Cole: Ryan, ,it has been a long and windy road as the Beetles put it so aptly in song that leads you to
this match. Your comments?


Ryan: Well Michael Cole, it has been a long road for me, but I can promise ya it all stops here. All those fans, they're ready for a new champion and the ring is a dead end for The Rock..


Michael Cole: Alright, as we head into the end of 2003, Ryan yesterday you established
yourself as the finest practitioner ever in Professional wrestling competition.
Why didn't you want to fight The Rock earlier?


Ryan: Michael Cole, a wrestling ring is the most brutal arena of human
competiton. It is the last resort man, as The Rock's about to
find out.


Michael Cole: I thank you very much Ryan, I gotta believe we're part of history in the making, back
to you J.R. and King)


(Ryan goes back to his locker room where Hulk Hogan and the gang are waiting for him)


Hulk Hogan: alright brother...thats was great


Zack: yeah....that was good


Slater: the best


Ryan: i just wish Alex and Leslie were here to see this....this is my dream


Zack: dont worry...Screech is gonna catch it all on tape


Ryan: aw thats great


(The Rock's Music hits)


Hulk Hogan: alright brother you ready?


Ryan: oh yeah


Hulk Hogan: ok...get pumped...get angry...remember your what?


Ryan: tougher!


Hulk Hogan: your what?


Ryan: tougher!


Hulk Hogan: YOUR WHAT?


Ryan: I'M TOUGHER THAN THE ROCK!!!


Hulk Hogan: alright brother....hands in everybody


everyone: 1, 2, 3..............win!


(the gang cheering)


(fade out)


(fade in)


(the match is over....back at the locker room)


Zack and Slater: yes....yes!


Ryan: oh yeah...oh yeah....IM THE CHAMPION!!!!!


Slater: ok preppy....let go


Zack: oh yeah...sorry


Ryan: im gotta go call my mom!!!


Zack: alright champ!!!


Hulk Hogan: alright brother.....you defeated The Rock....do you know what this means...first of all your twenty years old...this makes you the youngest champion ever!


Ryan: i know....i owe it all to you....thanks


Hulk Hogan: hey you did it yourself


Ryan: thank you so much


Hulk Hogan: go ahead champ....call your family....im gonna take off from here...my limo's waiting outside


Ryan: thanks for everything (Ryan hugs Hulk Hogan) take care!


Hulk Hogan: you too!


(Ryan leaves the locker room to call his family)


Hulk Hogan: well guys...i guess this is goodbye...i hope that training wasn't too brutal


Slater: ahhh...it was nothing Hulk


Zack: what? you weren't the one who had to have a match....it was hard


Kelly: oh Zack...stop complaining


Zack: Kelly?


Kelly: i'll give you a deep tissue massage


Zack: nevermind


Slater: anyway...take it easy Hulk


Screech: oh...before i forget....could you sign this?


Hulk Hogan: sure......To Screech


Screech: oh its not for me....its for my pet amphibian Veronica...she's a big fan of yours...she even does that leg drop that you do!


Hulk Hogan: im touched....here ya go


Screech: i'll go tell her the good news


Kelly: bye Hulk....your not so mean after all


Hulk Hogan: aww...thank you Kelly....tell that to your husband!


Kelly: (laughs)


Hulk Hogan: oh....uh...Zack....come here


Zack: sure what is it?


Hulk Hogan: well i wanted to let you know that...you did very well in that pre-match yesterday....im impressed....you remind me of myself when i was your age....you can be great in this business....i mean superhuman....look what happened to me brother! you should seriously look into it


Zack: nah...i dont think so


Hulk Hogan: why not?


Zack: well...im very happy right now...i got a beautiful wife and we're trying to start a family...i dont think i could squeeze time in for wrestling....its not my thing really....starting a family and raising kids with my beautiful wife Kelly...is


Hulk Hogan: wise choice brother! well Zack....you take care


Zack: you do the same man (shakes hands)


Hulk Hogan: i'll be in touch! Say goodbye to Mike for me


(Hulk Hogan enters the limo) (Hulk Hogan exits)


Kelly: hey....i heard what you said....did you mean what you said before...all that about starting a family


Zack: i sure did


Kelly: well them Mr. Morris....how bout that deep tissue massage?


(Zack looks in the camera....winks)


(The End)  






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Ryan's having problems in and out of the ring, with a title match coming up and with him constantly losing matches and serious flunking his classes, his dreams start to go downhill as living life as a professional wrestler and he loses hope...but a certain someone is in town promoting his new book and finds out about Ryan's big conflict...will this certain someone help Ryan live his dream and capture the world title or will Ryan and the world of professional wrestling part ways?