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| A Trip To The Ole` West Written By Braun1884 |
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| Description Screech gets a phone call from Mr. Belding to speak to the graduating class of 2006 of Bayside High to remind the graduates what it's like out in the real world but he doesn't go alone as the rest of the gang from Cal-U go with him along with a few surprises. |
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| (Scene I-- dorm room) (screech enters) (watching the three stooges, we hear curly laugh "nyuk nyuk") Screech: wow curly reminds me of my uncle remus...that is my uncle remus, im rich! (Slater enters from his room) Slater: Screech what are you so happy about? (screech pulls out his pet rat Felix) Screech: (whispers to Felix) dont worry Felix, we won't tell Slater Slater: ya know, you get weirder every year and weirder isn't even a word but for you...it fits Screech: Thanks!!! (happy) (Leslie, Alex and Kelly enter) (all three girls are laughing) Alex: so kelly what are you doing this weekend? Kelly: well Zack and I were thinking about a long romantic weekend...ya know, dinner and a movie, and maybe a nice long bubble bath. Leslie and Alex: awwwwwwwww Leslie: I wish I had someone to cuddle with like that Alex: you do Leslie: well ryan's really been busy with everything, going on tour, i haven't talked to him in weeks. Kelly: yea thats not like Ryan to just not call ya know (Zack enters) Zack: hey everyone Slater: hey preppy dont you knock? Zack: i lived hear once too Slater: yea well not anymore pal Zack: oooh quiet or i'll tell everyone how you use to talk in your sleep about you being tinkerbell Slater: hey every guy has once dreamed of being a fairy (Zack raises his eyebrow) Slater: (whines) leave me alone (Slater exits) Zack: (to Kelly, Leslie and Alex) What did I say? (opening credits) Mark-Paul Gosselaar .... Zack Morris Tiffani Thiessen .... Kelly Kapowski-Morris Mario López .... A.C. Slater Dustin Diamond .... Samuel "Screech" Powers Anne Tremko .... Leslie Burke Kiersten Warren .... Alex Tabor Bob Golic .... Michael Rogers Patrick Fabian .... Professor Lasky Holland Taylor .... Dean Susan McMann and introducing...... Ryan Braun.....Ryan Aviles Lark Voorhies.......Lisa Turtle Elizabeth Berkley......Jessie Spano Leah Remini..............Stacy Carosi and Dennis Haskins as Mr. Belding (Scene II) (Screech, Slater and Zack in the dorm room playing poker) (Screech, Zack and Slater enters) Slater: read'em and weep boys....four kings Zack: oh man thats good (winks at Screech as he slips Zack a card under the table) Slater: what's the matter preppy? lost cause? Zack: (winks at the camera) ahh Slater your right, I dont know what to say Slater: ehh, its okay just hand over your chips and... Zack: and what? I just beat you with four Aces (lays out the cards on the table as Slater stares in amazement) Slater: how the---- Screech: oh thats easy those are my cards----whoops Zack: im gonna kill you Slater: i shouldve known you wouldve cheated, you haven't had a hand all night (phone rings) Zack: ya whatever get your phone Slater Slater: (answers the phone)....hello? Hey Mr. Belding (surprised) hows it going? that's good. Ya he's right here hold on a sec...Screech it's for you Screech: for me?...(answers the phone) hello?...Hey Mr. Belding...im doing well...well of course I will, this saturday? you bet, see you then, okay bye. (hangs up) Zack: what was that about screech? Screech: well, Mr. Belding called to ask if I would like to go down to Bayside to talk to the class of 2006 to tell them what the real world is like! Zack: and he picked you out of all people? (sucks his teeth and starts giggling) Slater: hey you better keep dreamin preppy if you think it should've been you Zack: why couldn't it have been me? i was the king of Bayside Slater: yeah right Zack: i wasn't? when was there a time I wasn't pullin a scam? Slater: hey I was part of it too Screech: hey so was I Zack: yeah those were the good ol' days huh boys? Slater and Screech: yeah (dazing off into a flashback) (flashbacks from Bayside) Slater: Ok, Preppy. While you're here rehearsing, Kelly and I are going to the beach. Zack: Kelly, this news disappoints me deeply. I thought you and I could go over some more lines from "Romeo & Juliet". Kelly: Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater. Slater: What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach? Zack: Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump. (next flashback) (The Attic) Slater: [smiling] So what happened, Preppy? Did she turn you down? Zack: Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic". Screech: Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there. Slater: YOU'RE bats, screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16. Zack: That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18. Screech: Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place (next flashback: Screech is Sinead O'Connor) Kelly: Who are you? Screech: Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor. Kelly: That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...? Screech: Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me. Lisa: You taught her everything she knows? Screech: Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em (end of flashbacks) (the boys stop reminiscing) Zack: man those were great times...it's too bad Belding didn't ask me to go back, we had great times together Screech: why can't you come? Slater: yea Zack we should go with Screech, hey we were the influence on Screech and even he can vouch for that Zack: Very true Screech: so what do you say? Zack: im in Slater: me too (Cut Scene) (Zack and Kelly's dorm room. Zack's telling Kelly that Slater, Screech and himself are going back to Bayside for the weekend because Screech is giving a speech.) (Zack and Kelly enter) Zack: I'm telling you Kelly, im really excited Kelly: well I wanna go too baby Zack: well if you really wanna come-- Kelly: I do, besides, a weekend away from Cal-U, me and you alone at a hotel..... ZacK: Hmmm Mrs. Morris...(kisses kelly) mmmm, no distractions, we gotta pack, we're leaving tommorow at 7:00am (knock on the door) (Zack opens the door...Leslie and Alex enter) Leslie and Alex: I can't believe you didn't invite us Zack: whoa calm down, first of all you girls didn't attend Bayside, so why would you want to go? Leslie: well I hated going to the school I went to for four years, nothing exciting happened there. I hear you and Slater and Screech and Kelly talk about all the fun times you had at Bayside and well....I guess I'm a little jealous. Alex: yeah, I didn't have fun either in highschool, I was pretty much the laughing stock Zack: I could see why (Alex looks at Zack evily) Zack: Just kidding. Look if you girls wanna come....fine, plus you'll get to see my throne Leslie: your throne? Kelly: his permanent detention seat Leslie: ooh Zack: very funny just start packing, i don't wanna wake up tommorow and have to do anything last minute Alex: ay ay captain Zack: alright see you girls in the morning. (Cut Scene) (Parking lot of Cal-U) (Zack, Kelly, Screech, Slater, Leslie and Alex enter) Zack: alright is everyone ready? good, im not taking no for an answer Slater: gee preppy who died and made you in charge? Zack: oh can it Slater Kelly: enough! if both of you are gonna be immature about this then both of you be quiet, I'll be in charge. (Zack and Slater look at each other) Zack: Slater im sorry Slater: me too preppy, let's get outa hear (sounds of a motorcycle get louder as it approaches the gang) (Ryan enters) Ryan: hey what's up everyone?! Zack: hey where have you been, you haven't called in weeks. Ryan: im sorry mom, but i had a tour, i just got back. hey honey (to Leslie) Leslie: you think im gonna kiss you after you haven't called me or anything? Ryan: im sorry Leslie: (in excitement) i know you are, so did you bring me anything? Ryan: well actually, these are for you (he gives her flowers and candy) Leslie: awww (kisses him) thank you Ryan: so where you guys headed in such a hurry? Zack: well, Screech got invited to go back down to our highschool and give a speech on what the real world is like. Ryan: Oh I see, well since everyone will be gone, i might as well come along also Leslie: good i'll ride with you Ryan: ok hop on...here (hands Leslie a helmet) alright Zack i'll follow ya Zack: alright, everyone ready...Bayside here we come! (Cut Scene)Screech gets a phone call from Mr. Belding to speak to the graduating class of 2006 of Bayside High to remind the graduates what it's like out in the real world but he doesn't go alone as the rest of the gang from Cal-U go with him along with a few surprises. (Scene I-- dorm room) (screech enters) (watching the three stooges, we hear curly laugh "nyuk nyuk") Screech: wow curly reminds me of my uncle remus...that is my uncle remus, im rich! (Slater enters from his room) Slater: Screech what are you so happy about? (screech pulls out his pet rat Felix) Screech: (whispers to Felix) dont worry Felix, we won't tell Slater Slater: ya know, you get weirder every year and weirder isn't even a word but for you...it fits Screech: Thanks!!! (happy) (Leslie, Alex and Kelly enter) (all three girls are laughing) Alex: so kelly what are you doing this weekend? Kelly: well Zack and I were thinking about a long romantic weekend...ya know, dinner and a movie, and maybe a nice long bubble bath. Leslie and Alex: awwwwwwwww Leslie: I wish I had someone to cuddle with like that Alex: you do Leslie: well ryan's really been busy with everything, going on tour, i haven't talked to him in weeks. Kelly: yea thats not like Ryan to just not call ya know (Zack enters) Zack: hey everyone Slater: hey preppy dont you knock? Zack: i lived hear once too Slater: yea well not anymore pal Zack: oooh quiet or i'll tell everyone how you use to talk in your sleep about you being tinkerbell Slater: hey every guy has once dreamed of being a fairy (Zack raises his eyebrow) Slater: (whines) leave me alone (Slater exits) Zack: (to Kelly, Leslie and Alex) What did I say? (opening credits) Mark-Paul Gosselaar .... Zack Morris Tiffani Thiessen .... Kelly Kapowski-Morris Mario López .... A.C. Slater Dustin Diamond .... Samuel "Screech" Powers Anne Tremko .... Leslie Burke Kiersten Warren .... Alex Tabor Bob Golic .... Michael Rogers Patrick Fabian .... Professor Lasky Holland Taylor .... Dean Susan McMann and introducing...... Ryan Braun.....Ryan Aviles Lark Voorhies.......Lisa Turtle Elizabeth Berkley......Jessie Spano Leah Remini..............Stacy Carosi and Dennis Haskins as Mr. Belding (Scene II) (Screech, Slater and Zack in the dorm room playing poker) (Screech, Zack and Slater enters) Slater: read'em and weep boys....four kings Zack: oh man thats good (winks at Screech as he slips Zack a card under the table) Slater: what's the matter preppy? lost cause? Zack: (winks at the camera) ahh Slater your right, I dont know what to say Slater: ehh, its okay just hand over your chips and... Zack: and what? I just beat you with four Aces (lays out the cards on the table as Slater stares in amazement) Slater: how the---- Screech: oh thats easy those are my cards----whoops Zack: im gonna kill you Slater: i shouldve known you wouldve cheated, you haven't had a hand all night (phone rings) Zack: ya whatever get your phone Slater Slater: (answers the phone)....hello? Hey Mr. Belding (surprised) hows it going? that's good. Ya he's right here hold on a sec...Screech it's for you Screech: for me?...(answers the phone) hello?...Hey Mr. Belding...im doing well...well of course I will, this saturday? you bet, see you then, okay bye. (hangs up) Zack: what was that about screech? Screech: well, Mr. Belding called to ask if I would like to go down to Bayside to talk to the class of 2006 to tell them what the real world is like! Zack: and he picked you out of all people? (sucks his teeth and starts giggling) Slater: hey you better keep dreamin preppy if you think it should've been you Zack: why couldn't it have been me? i was the king of Bayside Slater: yeah right Zack: i wasn't? when was there a time I wasn't pullin a scam? Slater: hey I was part of it too Screech: hey so was I Zack: yeah those were the good ol' days huh boys? Slater and Screech: yeah (dazing off into a flashback) (flashbacks from Bayside) Slater: Ok, Preppy. While you're here rehearsing, Kelly and I are going to the beach. Zack: Kelly, this news disappoints me deeply. I thought you and I could go over some more lines from "Romeo & Juliet". Kelly: Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater. Slater: What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach? Zack: Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump. (next flashback) (The Attic) Slater: [smiling] So what happened, Preppy? Did she turn you down? Zack: Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic". Screech: Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there. Slater: YOU'RE bats, screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16. Zack: That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18. Screech: Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place (next flashback: Screech is Sinead O'Connor) Kelly: Who are you? Screech: Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor. Kelly: That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...? Screech: Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me. Lisa: You taught her everything she knows? Screech: Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em (end of flashbacks) (the boys stop reminiscing) Zack: man those were great times...it's too bad Belding didn't ask me to go back, we had great times together Screech: why can't you come? Slater: yea Zack we should go with Screech, hey we were the influence on Screech and even he can vouch for that Zack: Very true Screech: so what do you say? Zack: im in Slater: me too (Cut Scene) (Zack and Kelly's dorm room. Zack's telling Kelly that Slater, Screech and himself are going back to Bayside for the weekend because Screech is giving a speech.) (Zack and Kelly enter) Zack: I'm telling you Kelly, im really excited Kelly: well I wanna go too baby Zack: well if you really wanna come-- Kelly: I do, besides, a weekend away from Cal-U, me and you alone at a hotel..... ZacK: Hmmm Mrs. Morris...(kisses kelly) mmmm, no distractions, we gotta pack, we're leaving tommorow at 7:00am (knock on the door) (Zack opens the door...Leslie and Alex enter) Leslie and Alex: I can't believe you didn't invite us Zack: whoa calm down, first of all you girls didn't attend Bayside, so why would you want to go? Leslie: well I hated going to the school I went to for four years, nothing exciting happened there. I hear you and Slater and Screech and Kelly talk about all the fun times you had at Bayside and well....I guess I'm a little jealous. Alex: yeah, I didn't have fun either in highschool, I was pretty much the laughing stock Zack: I could see why (Alex looks at Zack evily) Zack: Just kidding. Look if you girls wanna come....fine, plus you'll get to see my throne Leslie: your throne? Kelly: his permanent detention seat Leslie: ooh Zack: very funny just start packing, i don't wanna wake up tommorow and have to do anything last minute Alex: ay ay captain Zack: alright see you girls in the morning. (Cut Scene) (Parking lot of Cal-U) (Zack, Kelly, Screech, Slater, Leslie and Alex enter) Zack: alright is everyone ready? good, im not taking no for an answer Slater: gee preppy who died and made you in charge? Zack: oh can it Slater Kelly: enough! if both of you are gonna be immature about this then both of you be quiet, I'll be in charge. (Zack and Slater look at each other) Zack: Slater im sorry Slater: me too preppy, let's get outa hear (sounds of a motorcycle get louder as it approaches the gang) (Ryan enters) Ryan: hey what's up everyone?! Zack: hey where have you been, you haven't called in weeks. Ryan: im sorry mom, but i had a tour, i just got back. hey honey (to Leslie) Leslie: you think im gonna kiss you after you haven't called me or anything? Ryan: im sorry Leslie: (in excitement) i know you are, so did you bring me anything? Ryan: well actually, these are for you (he gives her flowers and candy) Leslie: awww (kisses him) thank you Ryan: so where you guys headed in such a hurry? Zack: well, Screech got invited to go back down to our highschool and give a speech on what the real world is like. Ryan: Oh I see, well since everyone will be gone, i might as well come along also Leslie: good i'll ride with you Ryan: ok hop on...here (hands Leslie a helmet) alright Zack i'll follow ya Zack: alright, everyone ready...Bayside here we come! (Cut Scene) |
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