(opening scene) (Zack and Kelly's room) (Zack's sleeping on the bed alone) (Alarm goes off and wakes Zack up) (Zack gets up and starts talking to the camera) (Zack enters) (Zack: ahh....this is too early for me....as you can tell im not an early person nor that i ever was but....i promised Kelly that the grocery shopping would be done by the time she got back from class.... hey what husband would not do that for their wife? i mean...i would honestly rather go later then to get up on a saturday morning and go grocery shopping but....a promise is a promise... (winks at the camera) (there's a knock at the door) (the door opens) (Screech enters) Screech: you got the list Zack? Zack: here you go Screech Screech: hey this is alot Zack, there's only you and Kelly staying in this room Zack: well im getting enough food for two weeks, unless you wanna go next saturday again Screech: i can't, there's a pimple popping tournament and i'm thier sponsor Zack: where do you come from? Screech: well actually i --- Zack: i dont wanna know, just be back in an hour, Kelly will be back around 8:20, it is now 7:15, so you have about an hour, heres a hundred and fifty bucks, and remember none of those little toy water guns (Screech and Zack start walking towards the door) (Zack opens the door) Screech: hey thats not fair Zack: Screech!!!! Screech: ....oh ok Zack....i'll be back before you can say scotch tape (Screech exits and heads to the supermarket) (talking to the camera) (Zack: hey i never said i promised Kelly i was gonna do the grocery shopping, i said it would be done by the time she got back from class, and it is....just...not by me of course) (smiles and winks at the camera) (fade out) (fade in) (scene II) (Kelly in Reproduction class) (Ryan's sitting in the back of the class) (Professor Marks and Kelly enter) Professor Marks: and so class, that concludes today's lesson...wow the first day of class and everyone's paid attention (students start to walk out) (Ryan walks over to kelly) Ryan: hey Kelly Kelly: hey i didn't know you were interested in taking up reproduction Ryan: well im not really interested, but you know, i heard they show "those" kind of videos in this class Kelly: oh my gosh Ryan, thats so perverted of you Ryan: i know, i can't help it though, im a guy, i bet if you and Zack weren't married, he'd be in this class along with me Kelly: i bet! Ryan: well are you going back to your room now or? Kelly: yeah i'll walk with you, just one second i wanna speak to Professor Marks Ryan: ok, i'll be by the door waiting ok? Kelly: ok (Ryan walks over to the classroom door) (Kelly walks over to Professor Marks's desk) Kelly: Professor Marks? Professor Marks: yes Mrs. Morris Kelly: i just wanted to say that this is a wonderful class, i know it's only the first day, but im enjoying it alot, i come from a big family and i always took care of my little brother Billy, when he was a baby, i would watch him, play with him, change him, feed him....i just...really love babies Professor Marks: well then to me Mrs. Morris it sounds like you'll make a great mom! (Ryan listen's to Professor Marks and Kelly's conversation) Kelly: you really think so? Professor Marks: i know so, i can just tell by your enthusiasm in the class, you have an answer for every question Kelly: i was thinking actually about having a baby of my own (cut to Ryan at the door) (Ryan's shocked) Professor Marks: well do you think your ready to be a mother? Kelly: i know i am Professor Marks: how does Zack feel about this? Kelly: he doesn't have a clue Professor Marks: you know Kelly, having a child is a big responsibility, i know your responsible, but Zack, he's got some bad qualities that don't qualify him to be a father yet Kelly: that's not true, Zack's great with children, once when i was in high school, my parents went away and i had to watch my baby brother Billy and that day was school pictures and without hesitation, Zack watched Billy for me, he lost him when the time came for him to take his pictures but luckily my principal Mr. Belding found him and watched him for a while Professor Marks: (giggling) you see, Zack has not yet matured correctly....he has physically, but not all the way mentally, he married you, yes, and he was very mature about that because he knows and everyone else on campus knows how much he really loves you Kelly,.... i think you should talk to Zack first and see how he feels, but from calculations Kelly, i dont think Zack's ready, but like i said talk it out with him, see what he feels Kelly: thanks Professor Professor Marks: your very welcome (Kelly walks toward the door to meet Ryan) (Professor Marks exits) (fade out and into the next scene) (scene III) Zack-Daddy part II (scene III) (Zack and Kelly's room) (Zack and Kelly enter) (Zack...looks at the clock worried...its 8:25 am and Screech is not back yet) (Zack talking to the camera) (Zack: oh no! if Kelly finds out that i didnt do the grocery shopping, im dead meat) (Kelly walks in the door) Zack: (surprised) KELLY!!! Kelly: hey honey (walks over to Zack) i missed you! (kisses Zack) Zack: (worried) i missed you too Kelly: Zack are you ok? Zack: uh..im fine..what makes you say that? Kelly: your sweating Zack: naaaahh....its hot in here isnt it? Kelly: well good because i wanted to talk to you Zack: really? about what? Kelly: well you know how i have to take this reproduction class for a week? Zack: mmhmm Kelly: well i know its only the first day but i wanted to talk to you about us having a--- Zack: a party...are you doing that well in the class already Kelly: uh no..honey...not a party...where did you get that from? (Screech walks in with groceries) (Screech enters) (struggling with the groceries) Kelly: Screech....are you ok? what are you doing with groceries? Screech: oh that was a dumb question..sheesh...you know their yours Kelly: no there not...Zack went grocery shopping earlier.. Screech: no he didnt, i went for him...oops....gotta go...nice talking to you Kelly Zack: you idiot... (Screech leaves the room) (Screech exits) Kelly: Zack whats this all about? Zack: would you believe i lost the groceries? Kelly: noooo...you had Screech go for you? you know Zack, i trusted you, and you promised me...you promised me you would go grocery shopping and you lied to me...you had Screech get up early as well so you can go back to sleep...i thought all these pranks and scams would stop when we got married...you know something Zackary Morris, Professor Marks was right about you... Zack: right about what? Kelly: nevermind...im going to the mall with Leslie, i'll be back later (Slams the door shut) (Kelly exits) (Zack sits on the couch...upset) (fade out) (fade in) (scene IV) (Slater's working out, Screech at the computer and Ryan is watching wrestling) (Slater, Screech, and Ryan enter) Screech: i can't believe i cant find not one thing on the internet about anthropology Ryan: go to anthropology.com Screech: oh yeah...why didnt i think of that? Ryan: how did you get into this college? Screech: well actually i-- Slater and Ryan: forget it, we dont wanna know Slater: hey, how can you watch this stuff? its so fake Ryan: not as fake as it looks Slater, you try taking a bump on the mat...see how you feel Screech: he has, you should have seen the first time he stepped on the wrestling mats here Slater: shut up Screech! Ryan: (laughing) so...you got pummeled huh? Slater: i dont wanna talk about it ok Ryan: dont feel so bad, you should see some of my matches Slater: really? you lose alot too? Ryan: no i win every single one Screech: that's not true, last week you-- (Ryan covers Screech's mouth) Ryan: i won by countout Screech: ah so what, big deal, you guys lose a couple of matches...stop acting like babies Ryan: what babies, i dont know anything about any babies Slater: huh? (there's a knock on the door) (Zack enters) Ryan: ZACK!!! Zack: Ryan! ? Slater: hey preppy whats up? Zack: nothing, except Kelly's not speaking to me Slater: awwww...your first fight Screech: how exciting! Zack: anyway, i just wanted to know, has Kelly talked to any of you? Ryan: well uh...me this morning, i walked her to your room Zack: was she upset...did she mention anything? because, as always...i had Screech do my grocery shopping and she found out and she started throwing all this mature and responsible stuff on me Ryan: nothing to me...except.... Zack: except what? Ryan: (wanting to tell Zack but cant) except that...she uh...she thinks you need a haircut...catch you later Zack!!! Zack: where you going? Ryan: late for lamaze class!!! Zack: who's pregnant? Ryan: (closing the door...about to leave shouting) you are!!! (Ryan exits) Zack-Daddy part III Screech: oh Zack, im so happy for you Zack: what are you talking about? get off me Screech Slater: preppy do you realize? Zack: realize what? Slater: what Ryan just said Zack: yeah...he said im pregnant so...Slater i cant be pregnant, its physically impossible, im a male Screech: so...you ever see the movie Junior? Arnold gave birth! Slater and Zack: shut up Screech! Slater: no preppy...think about it...Kelly was yelling at you saying your immature and irresponsible and all that stuff because... Zack: because (clueless) Slater: because....KELLY'S PREGNANT! Zack: (laughing hysterically....looks at the camera...faints) Slater and Screech: ZACK!!! (fade out) (fade in) (Slater and Screech are trying to wake Zack up) (Alex walks in) (Alex enters) Alex: oh my god what happened? Slater: everythings ok...preppy wake up...preppy...PREPPY! Zack: what...what...oh..Slater...i just had the worst dream...i dreamed that you told me that Kelly's pregnant... Screech: that wasnt a dream...its true and when Slater told you...you fainted Alex: what...Kelly's pregnant? Slater: shhhhhhhh...yeah...but dont broadcast it Alex...people in conneticut heard you! Zack: aw...no...guys this cant be happening...not right now... Slater: Zack, this is not good! Zack: Alex...go find Ryan! Alex: sure thing Zack (Alex runs to go find Ryan) (Alex exits) Slater: only you! (fade out and into the next scene) (Alex catches up with Ryan near his Lamaze class) (Alex and Ryan enter) Alex: Ryan, Ryan...wait!!! Ryan: what's the matter Alex? Alex: Zack wants you! Ryan: (voice starting to get louder) oh no....im not going back there (Kelly and Leslie pass Alex and Ryan in the hall) (Kelly and Leslie enter) Kelly: hey guys whats going on? Alex: oh Kelly im so happy...congradulations! (hugs Kelly) Kelly: what are you talking about? Alex: come on...no more hiding...Zack told me and Ryan told Zack Kelly: Ryan?, what did you tell Zack? Ryan: well i-- (cut scene back to Slater and Screech's room) (Zack, Slater and Screech enter) Slater: what are you gonna do preppy? Zack: i dont know...its just way too soon, im not ready for all the changing, and crying Screech: well if it cries alot, send it to the moon, thats what my parents did to me Slater: yeah but theres a difference Screech: there is....? what? Sater: your not human...you belonged up there! Zach: look guys this is serious ok...i honestly think im not ready to be a father...i just turned 20 two weeks ago, im way too young Slater: listen preppy, just hear me out ok? about how she yelled at you this morning because of what happened with Mr. Screwup over here, well Zack, she's right man, i mean after all, you are 20, dont you think your getting a little too old for this now, pulling all the scams and tricks, i think i am Zack: you know something Slater, your right,.... your completely right...i am getting to old for this...its time i start taking a stand for my actions...it dont help to hide and thats exactly what i've been doing....(sighs) i have to talk to Kelly....im gonna be a father...(giggles) im gonna be a father....(shouts) IM GONNA BE A FATHER! Slater: all right preppy! (cut scene to Alex, Kelly, and Leslie laughing in the hall) (Alex, Kelly and Leslie enter) Alex: oh Kelly, i had no idea how you felt Kelly: how did Zack react? Alex: he fainted Kelly: well is he ok? Alex: he's fine...dont worry, now that he's gonna find out that your not pregnant...he might faint again Kelly: im gonna talk to him (they walk into the dorm room) Leslie: well me and Alex better get going, we'll talk to you later Kelly (cut to Zack) (Zack talks to the camera) (Zack: wait till Kelly finds out that i can't wait for the baby to be born, im so excited, i want a son...nothing against girls...just that...you know girls.....well here she is...wish me luck!!!) (winks at the camera) Zack: hi Kelly, listen, can we go...we need to talk! Kelly: we certainly do because im not pregnant Zack, Slater and Screech: WHAT Kelly: no im not...Ryan overheard me talking to Professor Marks at the end of class and he got the wrong idea Slater: im sorry preppy Zack: me too (disappointed) (fades out) (fades in) (Zack and Kelly are in their room, Zack and Kelly are sitting on the couch) (Zack and Kelly enter) Zack: if you wanted a baby, why didnt you tell me? Kelly: because...i didnt wanna scare you and plus i dont think your ready to be a father Zack Zack: look Kelly, i love you more than anything in this world and you know that, i would do anything to make you happy Kelly: i know Zack, but i dont wanna have a child with you just to make me happy Zack: that's not what i mean, i'll be honest Kelly, i was extremely scared at first Kelly: yeah Alex told me you fainted because you were so scared Zack: geez, i hope Alex dont go blabbering that off, i got a rep to protect...anyway...Slater talked to me about what i've been doing wrong with the pranks and conning people and taking advantage, and Kelly, i've been reliving my past, i realize we're not in highschool anymore, we're both adults now...we've grown up, and growing up is something i didnt do, not till now...Kelly, having a child with you would honestly mean the world to me Kelly: oh Zack, (starts crying) do you really want a baby? Zack: (sighs and smiles with tears in his eyes) i sure do, im ready Kelly...your gonna be a great mom Kelly: and your gonna be a great father Zack: you think so? Kelly: i know so (they both kiss) Zack: (sighs) so...what now? Kelly: how about getting started? Zack: hmmmm...let me think....uh..works for me!!! Kelly: i'll be right back (goes into the bathroom) (Zack talking to the camera) (Zack: well everything turned out ok...and we're gonna try to have a baby...hey...i never cease to amaze even myself!!! oh and as for Ryan...i'll deal with him later) (Kelly comes out of the bathroom wearing lingerie) Kelly: oh Zaaaack!!! (Zack: uh...i think this is we're it gets private) (smiles and winks End Of Story |
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Zack - Daddy? Written By Braun1884 |
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Description Oh baby! Kelly's majoring to become a doctor and she has to learn everything about reproduction, and taking care of a baby and she decides she wants a baby of her own....Is Zack ready to become a daddy? |