Goku-Umm… Hi, I guess I’m gunna have to interview the “man” (I think) I killed, Freiza. Hi, Frieza. Frieza-Hey monkey. *Looks at Goku funny* Goku-So, how do you like hell? Frieza-Well, there’s no fine guys there, do you want me to kill u? *Winks at Goku* Goku-I’m not gay! *Moves away* Frieza-Sure monkey! *Then he tries to get closer to Goku* Goku-Leave me alone, Freak! Frieza-Hey, have you been training? Goku-I’m suppose to be interviewing you, but yes I have been training Frieza-I can tell…*Tries to touch Goku’s muscles* Goku-Stop it! So anyways…how do feel about the “monkeys” as you call them? Frieza-Well…they’re all equally fine except, you’re cuter and vegeta would be if he lost that damn hairline, wut the hell is that anyway? Oh and King Vegeta…He was ugly!!!! *Tries to grab Goku’s ass! * Goku-DAMN IT!!! *Goes SSJ2 and kills Frieza…Again! * Well umm…. See ya next time!

Goku's Interview with Frieza