Jerry-welcome to the show…(*crowd-YAY. I love you Jerry, etc.*) Today’s topic is Weird teens With Weird Parents! Our first guest is a boy named Trunks, trunks come on out. *Trunks walk out* Trunks-Hi Jerry! Jerry-Hi, so what’s so weird about you? Is it your hair? Trunks-No, why would it be my hair? Jerry-Oh sorry but its purple Trunks-I know, it’s my natural color. Jerry-Oh ok sorry, but what is your problem? Trunks-Well…I’d rather tell my parents first Jerry-Ok…lets bring out Vegeta and Bulma! (As usual Vegeta is in his spandex, but Bulma is actually dressed up. As they walk in, all the guys are making “noises” to Bulma while the girls are drooling over Vegeta) Jerry-HI, welcome to the show. Vegeta-This better be good you disrupted my training! Jerry-You train for what? Vegeta-To be stronger than Kakarott…of course! Jerry-Ok? Well, trunks has something to tell you. Bulma-What is it Trunks? Trunks-Well…I’m a…CROSS DRESSER… Vegeta-WTF??? Hell no…WTF??? That’s more like Kakarott’s family! It’s your fault Women! Bulma-My fault? You’re the one who always wears Spandex! What were you trying to put in his head? Dressing like girls! Vegeta-So, when he was little, who “let him” get into HER make up? HUH? Bulma-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Trunks interrupts her…* Trunks-Its not either of ya’lls fault it’s…Yamucha’s fault! Vegeta-WTF? Bulma-How could he do that after all those years? Jerry-Well guess whose backstage, Yamucha! Vegeta-Trunks you have Royal Saiyian Blood in your Veins, what are you thinking? *Bulma cuts her hair* *Yamucha picks it up and glues it to his head* Yamucha-Trunks, This color would look sooooo good on you!!! Vegeta-Are you crazy? Did Kakarott put you up to this? *Vegeta big Bangs the roof and flies away in a frantic search for Goku* Bulma-Now where does he think he’s going? We have a gay son here! *Bulma pulls a picture of Zarbon out* Bulma-Look, see is this how you want to end up? Well, is it? Trunks-Huh? No way, I was just trying to get dad’s attention, he’s always out going to clubs! Bulma-What? When did this happen? Trunks come on, lets go follow him! Trunks-but mom… Bulma-Stop arguing lets go! Meanwhile…at Goku’s house, Vegeta stops Gohan. Vegeta-You there, Son of Kakarott, where is your father? Gohan-Huh? I dunno Vegeta-Uhh! You Nerd, you don’t know anything! Gohan-Hey kewl there he is and I’m kewl! Vegeta-…Sure kid (in a sarcastic tone)…Kakarott, what the hell did you do to my son? Goku-I didn’t do anything! What are you talking about? Vegeta-Your the one who put that Wuss, Yamucha up to making my son a Cross Dresser! Goku-No I did not do that! Vegeta-Don’t lie… *Bulma is carried in by Trunks* Bulma-Why the hell do you go to clubs? HUH?? Vegeta-HUH? What do you mean? Bulma-You know exactly what I mean! Trunks told me! Vegeta-Are you going to believe a Cross dresser? Bulma-Yes, he’s still my son! And he did it just to get your attention! Vegeta-Well, I did go to clubs but… Bulma-But… what? Vegeta-But I only went 5 times a week! Bulma- ONLY? Vegeta-Well, if you weren’t so Bitchy and Man-Ish, I would stay home! Bulma-I’m more man than you are probably! Vegeta-Oh, so you must be like 200% MAN, right! *Goku interrupts their little fight* Goku-Hey, be nice! Vegeta and Bulma-SHUT UP! *Gohan starts to cry* Goku-Now look what you have gone and done, Vegeta! Vegeta-This is all your fault woman! *Vegeta blows up Bulma* Trunks-Dad! I was just playing about that whole Cross-dressing thing! Vegeta-Oh, my bad, well now I don’t have to sneak out to clubs anymore, and now you can come with me! Trunks-Finally! *Next part up soon* |
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