Battle Hymn Of The Classroom

"Is everybody happy?"
Asked the teacher looking up
Our hero feebly answered "Yes"
Before sweat would drop
Plopped down upon his desk
The future of his life
And he ain't gonna learn no more

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna learn no more!

He thought long and hard
And nearly blew a vein
He felt the SATs
Would make him go insane
He went in for an answer
And broke his piece of lead
And he ain't gonna write no more

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna write no more!

The minute hands drug on
For what seemed a real good hour
The sweat beaded on his face
He didn't have the power
Smoke shot up from his ears
The poor boy blew his top
And he ain't gonna think no more

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna think no more!

His mind had melted down real bad
He started babling twice
Drool was rolling from his mouth
Once or maybe thrice
His classmates all looked at him
And then returned to work
And he ain't gonna work no more

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna work no more!

His head hit hard upon the desk
His weary eyes now shot
A vacancy was in his head
It's now an empty lot
The teacher glared at him
And the students just laugh
And he ain't gonna get back up

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna get back up!

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna learn no more!

{Chorus}
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
Glory glory what a helluva way to fry
He ain't gonna make college!