Name: Dylan D. Haun
Age:15
Favorite Genre: Metal
3 Favorite Bands:Motorhead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin
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Dylan is the lead guitarist and, for lack of options the singer. We like to refer to him as "Dimebag Dylan" or "Palehead". Dylans the zany one, because its not nice to call people retarded. He was the one that brought the band together and serves as the chief music composer in all of our songs. It is said his long, rebellious hair adds to his guitar playing skills, kinda like Sampson. No one knows where Dylan came from, some said he hopped the border with a van of mexicans, some say he was dropped here by aliens that got fed up with him, but we're glad to have him.