"They should like make a ban to not sell musical instruments or mics to angst filled , distraught teenagers who are all depressed, you have to take a depression test before you buy an instrument"

"Better get some water before they start taxin ya on it!"

"Sean, you need to start alternate picking, who the hell do you think you are, James Hetfield?"

"Dude, I found this Metallica pick on the ground and I thought 'Hey, cool!' Then I turned it around and it said 'St. Anger' so I threw it back down."

"Sean are we failures as musicians?"

"Bigass cookie!"

"Okay, worst case scenario: Englewood falls through the floorboard ,and the rest of us tumble off the side of the road, Sean gets hit by a tom-tom,Nic gets hit by the Bass Drum and I get crushed under my own amp."

coming soon...maybe