"Hey you're right, except its a POWER CHORD!"

"I mean, if not yours, then whos damn amp are we gonna use? Ya want me to pull one out of my ass? Conjur one out of thin air? Build one outta dirt and leaves? IM NOT HOUDINI DYLAN, IM NOT HOUDINI!"

"It's okay if you look like a fag singing that Dylan, Thats what EMO is all about"

"If these are the best days of my life, I might as well kill myself now."

"There will be no substances on this trip! Well... maybe just a few."

"Dylan, quit bitching about them thinking you sound like Billy Corgan or Les Claypool, at least they arent telling you that you sound like shit, since somehow they've been tricked into thinking you're a decent vocalist we're goin with it, I dont care if they think you sound like Britney Spears"

more coming soon....maybe