Aka the bit that nobody reads, although
the rest of the guide probably falls under that too.
Some Random Planet of the Apes Site www.ape-city.com
Some Equally Random King Kong Site http://www.aboyd.com/kong/
Ape-O-Nauts http://www.ape-o-nauts.com/
The original Monkey Guide was conceived at
a time when the only other forms of humour in existence involved bad Ali G
impressions. Patrick Parkinson’s superb Common Room Outcasts website was the
place to go to read humorous newsletters, irreverent guides and slanderous
remarks about the sexual health of the Carlton-Le-Willows Sixth Form Committee.
After the success of the spirit guide (which was to do with alcoholic drinks
rather than Native American mythology), beer guide, cheese guide and wood
guide, the Monkey Guide was created. It ruled. Yeah.
Then nothing happened for three years.
In March 2003, the Monkey Guide was extensively rewritten. After attaining a
small but worldwide audience, an unsuccessful attempt was made to get the Guide
published as a book, the lack of success being mainly attributable to the
slanderous nature of much of the content. The current version is pretty much
verbatim the edition that was sent to publishers.
If anyone has the slightest bit of
information which they feel should be included in this guide, do not hesitate
to contact me. A film I missed? A song I wasn’t aware of? Let me know, and get
yourself a credit here, and in the eventual print edition should I ever manage
to get this thing into a publishable format. Drop me a line at themonkeyguide[at]yahoo.com. You know you
want to.
Thankyou all for reading, I hope you
feel enlightened. Because you’ll never get that hour of your life back, you
know. Keep on Monkeyin’, daddio.