FOR THOSE THAT CHOOSE TO REMAIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE.
JOHNNY: IT’S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR IDIOT’S CORNER. THE SHOW WHERE BEING DUMB AND SHOWING YOUR ASS WILL GET YOUR SOME WONDERFUL PRIZES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAYYYYYHHHHHHHEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Loud applause from the crowd)
MAYHEM: Thanks Johnny and welcome to another exciting edition of Idiot’s Corner. Today we are going away from the norm alittle big here. We’re going to be giving out a group award and will be having a fan vote for the next winner. First, we’ll get to the candidates for the next show. Please send your votes to the webmaster of this show. The nominees are……Oil Companies, George W. Bush, Insurgency, or the FED. We’ll announce the winner on the next show. Now for this show’s winners. That’s right, I said winners. This group of 5 has stuck their nose where it does not belong. As a result of that, they’re going to get beat down, but first we have some prizes for them. So without further ado, Bobby 2 Badd, Scoby Gober, Bubba Lee Travis, Mean Mike Tatum, and Voodoo the Xecutioner, here are your prizes. JOHNNY, TELL THEM WHAT THEY’VE WON!!
JOHNNY: Thanks Mayhem, these 5 have won a myriad of prizes starting with, A FIRST AID KIT. Yes it’s a first aid kit, that way, you all will be able to practice lifesaving steps and basic first aid on each other. Remember that you can never be too ready for that ass kicking you’re about to receive. Second, we’ll be sending you to…A WEIGHT WATCHER’S CONVENTION!!! That’s right, a weight watcher’s convention. For 2 Badd, he needs to gain a lot of weight before he thinks he belongs in the ring with any other heavyweight. For Voodoo, he needs to learn how to wipe grease off his fingers after eating, and for the other 3, it’s a good idea. Heart problems can occur if you carry too much weight and too little muscle. Lastly, we’ll send you and a guest on a fabulous…DREAMLAND CRUISE!! Yes a dreamland cruise. You’ll be able to lay in bed at night and dream of what it would be like to be able to win or actually do something useful in wrestling. Congratulations from Idiot’s Corner. Back to you Mayhem.
MAYHEM: Thanks Johnny. What an exciting episode. So remember to cast your votes. This is Mr. Mayhem reminding you to help control the gene pool by having your ugly kids spayed or neutered. Bye Everybody.
The Important One has spoken!
