{Dustin Kennedy has just returned to his Atlanta based home at 6:00 am after a long night of partying due to the recent comeback of his Class A Connection tag team partner. When he enters the doors of his huge estate his butler quickly rushes to the door and notifys him that Corey Ashton was talking trash again. Kennedy then pushes the butler away as if his words didn't matter. Kennedy then walks over to the stairs which lead to the second floor. He climbs them and once he arrives on the second floor he takes a left at the first hallway and enters the first door on the left. When he enters the view reveals an office with a wall to wall window with an ocean view. He walks over to his polished hardwood desk which is very well kept up and organized. He then pops in a tape into the vcr which is on a shelf with the tv above it. He then watches the tape and after it ends burst into laughter. He then sets his camera up to begin filming and begins his newest promo.}

Dustin Kennedy: Well Well Well; it seems that I've upset the "Boring Star" Corey Asshole. If I mess with him he says I'll get hurt. Well maybe that's true Corey but let me assure you of this; you'll be hurt alot worst than I will be. I'm sick of this shit; you come on national television week in and week out and bore the hell out of me as well as my millons and billons of followers. I don't know if you think that the Never Ending Odor impresses me, threatens me, or bothers me in any way but if you do then you my friend are sadly mistakened. You talk big and maybe you have beaten some of the XWA's best but you've never beaten "The Real Deal!" Let me remind you of the facts again weather you like it or not; not only am I 2 and 0 against Kysis but if you put it all together that means I'm 2 and 0 against the NEO.

{Kennedy then sits down in an executive chair and props his feet up on his desk.}

Dustin Kennedy: One thing that I did notice that you did that was good for yourself is jogging. You need to get used to running because when we finally meet in the ring that's exactly what you'll be doing because you will have so much fear instilled in you that you won't have any other choice. However; I'm not only concerned with kicking your ass but I'm concerned with beating the hell out of each and every NEO member. It's obvious that your little group has some serious problems. Let's examine every member of your group starting with my old buddy Kysis or Adam Cameron or whatever the hell his name is. That's his problem right now; he seems to have an identity crisis of some sort but don't worry I have a solution to that and the solution is quite simply to kick his ass. Moving on to your brother Timothy! Well it's obvious that he lacks intelligence as well as talent. There is no hope for him so I'll give up on him. Now moving on to Jeremy Brown......WHO??? Exactly; he's just a nobody so I'm not worried about him. I guess Alpha Storm has that same problem because he is nothing more than a mute to society. Now let's get to my favorite person and that's you. For starters you have a drinking problem which leads to getting the ever so popular "beer belly." Secondly you have the same problem that your brother has and that's lack of intelligence and talent which is obvious by the matches I've seen you in and to top it all off you just like Jeremy Brown and Alpha Storm are a nobody.

{Kennedy pauses weather James Salenski or those other idiots like it or not.}

Dustin Kennedy: Oh wait; I forgot; you have a tendancy to bore the hell out of everyone and it's ashame that you represent the XWA as World Champion. You also have to stoop to the level of getting a woman to join your little group and fight your battles for you. Everybody that is in the NEO are nothing more than pawns. They're not improving their carrers; no instead they're just building Corey and Timothy Ashton's carrers. So if you idiots think that the NEO is helping you then you couldn't be more wrong but quite frankly I don't care if you stay with them or not because you will always be considered mentally retarded just for joining them in the first place. Hey Corey it appears that Criminal is out to get your World Title and you know what the sad thing is; I think he could actually take it from you. What you fail to realize is that I am the greatest wrestler in the world. I am a living legend. You talk about 511 being a has been; well it's better to be a has been than a never will be. Corey; even though I hate you and your brother as a person I will give you credit where it's due; maybe you are good but you're not great like me. I am the greatest thing to happen since wheat bread and soon you will have no choice but to face that fact after I eliminate you. I don't care if you have the world title or not; I'm no longer concerned about titles but instead I'm more concerned with just beating the living shit out of you and your brother. If the NEO gets in the way then I don't have a problem with kicking thier asses either. Weather it be one on one or the Class A Connection against the Asshole brothers; it doesn't matter anymore. You see I am "The Class Act" I am Class A and you are nothing more than Class B material if that much. Even if you are the World Champion; you've never beaten me so you can't say you're the best. You can't say you're the best until you've beaten every man on the roster. I don't need my stable for run in's. No I just joined up with The Crow, Armageddon X, and Scorpion for back up in case you get your NEO jackasses to interfere as it always seems to happen.

{Kennedy then rubs his hands across his face and appears to be frustrated.}

Dustin Kennedy: I better stop talking about you before I feel the need to go straight to your house right now and get your ass out of that bed and beat the piss out of you right then and there. I guess the only thing that can get my mind off your dumbass is the comical stylings of myself and Shane Smith. In case you all don't know what I'm talking about then check out Shane and Criminal's latest promo. Criminal; I can't belive that you actually thought that we would stoop to the level of teaming with you. I mean; I don't like Corey Ashton but at least he gives me a challenge. So Criminal; you are the single biggest jackass in the history of the XWA; even bigger than Corey. You bought into exiting the ring to the crappiest song ever made; that being Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio. You bought into the fact that we were going to team with you and your latest promo had me rolling around on the floor because I was filled with so much laughter. Either way; if you've got a problem with what we did to you then we're not hard to find. Just step up to my dressing room door and get in line because there is a long line of people that hate me. Just stand in line and wait for your complementary ass kicking. I think The Jesster can do the same. First he bitches and moans about me breaking my little alliance with him; then he ask me to realign with him; then he bitches some more because I called him a jobber which is what he exactly is. Jesster; if you want a match then I got no problem with that. Although I don't like to get in the ring with jobbers; if you want your ass kicked then I have no problem with that and I'll step into the ring with you. Just talk to the prez and ask for a match. Jesster and Criminal; you guys aren't even Class C material so don't attempt to start something with a Class A wrestler like myself and expect to be victorious. You are both a waste of my time and energy; I simply used both of you for comical purposes only. So I think I've gotten the points that needed to be made across. I'm out like that!

{Kennedy then gets out of the chair and turns off the camera as the screen fizzes up and eventually fades to black.}