The Man: Ladies and Gentlemen the reason this press confrence was called is because XWA superstar Dustin Kennedy has an important announcement and a few things to say about some people in the XWA. So without further ado; please welcome "The Real Deal" Dustin Kennedy!

{Ronnie by Metallica then begins playing over the PA system as video footage of Kennedy's XWA history is shown on the monitors on the sides of the stage. Kennedy then appears at the top of the red carpet as he makes his way to the stage. He is wearing black leather pants with a black shirt. He also has on a black trenchcoat with shades. Once he arrives at the stage he greets the man with the handshake. The man then leaves the stage as his music cuts and his video cuts to an XWA logo. Kennedy then begins to speak.}

Dustin Kennedy: Now there are numerous reasons why I called this press confrence. You probably know most of them considering the happenings of the XWA in the last couple of weeks. However; there is something a little more important than the wars in the XWA right now. What exactly is that important. Well; I got a phone call from an old friend of mine who was in the CWF who's been out of this buisness for a while now. He said; "Real Deal; I want to come back and help you battle those idiots in the NEO. He said let's bring the Connection back!" Now for those of you who don't know The Connection; you will. You see this man was my tag partner and we were The Class A Connection. So I told him that it sounded great. It sounds good to have another soldier in the XWA's war against the NEO; especially one of this man's calibur. So before I get on my other subjects; let me bring out the newest member of the XWA roster and my Class A Connection tag partner. He is the former CWF World as well as Intercontinental Champion.....SHANE SMITH!

{King Nothing by Metallica then plays over the PA system as Shane Smith appears at the top of the red carpet. He makes his way to the stage and greets his tag team partner with a hug. His music then cuts as he begins to address the press, media, and everybody else that is watching.}

Shane Smith: Well, well, well! I most say, my return to the world of wrestling has been in the waiting for quite sometime now, but here I am, teaming with the man who I began with......the single greatest athlete in the world of wrestling, Mr. Dustin Kennedy! I would like to start off by saying that I do not give a damn about anything but making my point. "Well Shane, what is your point?????", you may be asking. Well, my point is that I have come to the XWA and I am going straight to the top in this company, and no one....... I hope you're listening Corey, I mean no one will stand in my way from taking the XWA World Championship, but all of that will come in due time. Right now, I am concerned with those tag belts which me and, "The Real Deal", will soon be wearing. Kennedy is right......The Connection is back, and we're here to stay. We will make our mark in this federation. I have already had a slight run in with a few members of this "NEO" group, and from what I was looking at......I don't have a damn thing to worry about, and believe me, with the other member of The Class A Connection by my side, nothing will stand in my way.

{Shane then moves away from the mic and Kennedy moves closer to it as Kennedy begins to speak.}

Dustin Kennedy: Now I know alot of you are asking yourselves if Shane's a part of the newly formed alliance between myself, The Crow, Scorpion, and Armageddon X. Well I haven't discussed that we the other guys but if it was just up to me then I'd let him in but it's not just up to me. It's obvious by the statement's that Shane just made that we aren't friends with the NEO and we never will be. However; we are something to the NEO and that is the NEO's destroyers! Even though I could easily handle each member of the NEO single handidly it will be alot easier with the help of the guys in my stable as well as the second greatest wrestler in the world and that's Shane. I'm of course the greatest wrestler in the world hands down; without a doubt. I've decided to put my singles carrer away for a while and focus on tag gold but more importantly I want a match with Corey and Timothy Asshole better known as The Asshole brothers. So if they got the guts then we got the nuts.

{Shane then moves up to the mic.}

Shane Smith: Thats right.....you heard the man! You got the nuts, then we certainly have the guts! You know, I have been in quite a few federations, and there are of coarse one or two guys in the fed that are plainly too arrogant for their own asses. Myself......you're damn right I'm arrogant, I am one cocky son of a bitch, but one thing about me and Kennedy, is that we are more than capable of backing up every word of what we say. One thing Corey Ashton said, that I found amusing, was that I would come out here and do what every other wrestler does concerning the NEO. He said I would make threats, and call names. In my opinion, at this point.....there is no need for talking trash. You step into the ring with me and we will see who the better man is. Judgement on a person from a moral stand point, is not my call. I only judge people by their actions.....not their words. I don't know an extreme amount of information about the NEO, I don't care to, because after all is said and done, they will be yet another number under the long list of victories to add to my book. Much like Kennedy, I want the Ashton Brothers in the ring. You think you're the best, then show me......impress me.

{Kennedy then interrupts.}

Dustin Kennedy: Now Shane; you know that they aren't capable of doing such a thing. I mean look at them; they're on the same level of Criminal or The Jesster. They're just a couple of wannabes! They go to bed each and every night and pray that they can be just like "The Real Deal!" They dream of being the best. I also have dreams. Now I know you're not going to belive this but I dreamt last night that me and Corey Asshole were in a match and Corey won; and then I woke up realizing that it was only a dream and it could never happen in reality unless they had some of their NEO ass buddies run in just as they do in all of their matches. It's obvious that the only way that they can achieve a victory is by having help from other NEO members. Corey Asshole just like the other members of the rosters of both the NEO and XWA dreams he can achieve my celebrity status. It's time to stop dreaming and come face to face with reality which is me and I represent your grim reaper Corey. I represent all that is talented and you represent all that is pathetic. I represent the XWA and you represent the Never Ending Odor better known as the NEO. I was always wondering what that smell was so Corey you need to wipe the brown out of your eyes because you my friend are full of shit!

{Shane steps in.}

Shane Smith: My my my, Ashton, how can you sit there on your pathetic ass and take that? If I were you, I would be beating the leaving hell out of Kennedy and I! Wait....nevermind, that would only happen, in YOUR dreams...... bitch. I've got news for you pal. I have seen, or should I say, smelled people like you. You are nothing to fear. I fear no man in the wrestling world. Any NEO member who believes they can step up into my world and defeat me can sure as hell try. Kennedy and I have been in this business a long time. We've seen the good, the great, and the terrible. Hell, in your case, we've SMELLED the good, the great and the terrible. None of you, will ever achieve the level of greatness that we have! I tell you now Corey, watch your front. They reason I don't say watch your back is because I don't believe in blind attacks. If I am starting a fight, I get face to face and finish the damn thing. I know what championship material is. I have been a World Champion on several occasions for other organizations. It takes a man, not of sheer strength, but rather a man of pure intelligence. It appears you are lacking in that area. You wanna compete with Shane Smith and Dustin Kennedy, then say the word.....we'll be ready!

{Enter "The Real Deal"}

Dustin Kennedy: That seems to be the NEO's problem; they live in fear. They have that insecurity of losing matches so they feel the only way that a victory can be achieved on their behalf is by a run in. They bitch and moan about how people come into the XWA and start shit with the NEO. Well if we didn't have someone as pathetic as Corey for a world champion then we wouldn't have to worry about it. Speaking of bitches; it appears that the NEO has a new bitch to add to their roster of peasants and that's Shannon Lorette. It saddens me that the XWA has stooped to the level of bringing bitches in to compete. Even if they only compete in the women's division let's look at the facts and the history of women's wrestling. How many women's divisions actually lasted for a year. NONE! So you bitches need to take your lesbian asses to some other orgnaization because your not wanted here. Hell maybe you could even start your own women's fed. Corey you might want to go there as well because I feel really uncomfortable here in the XWA considering we have a trasvestite for a world champion. It appears that both Corey and Timothy Asshole have matches for Carnage. I think they're trying to hide from their destruction which just happens to be the Class A Connection.

{Kennedy stands aside and hands the mic over to Shane Smith}

Shane Smith: NEO, and all the rest of you low life, ignorant, arrogant, poor excuses for human shit in this fed listen up! As I said before, I did not come here to make threats. There is no need to do any such thing. My whole damn purpose for entering this fed, was to succeed. Sure, I'll take my losses, but there will be an unaccounted number of victories, and Corey...... you or any other NEO member can be my first. There should be no excuse for anyone in the federation not to accept any challenge I put forward. After all, I'm merely a "Newbie", right Corey?

{Exit Shane Smith}

Dustin Kennedy: Very well put Shane! I have one more beef to settle and that's with you Carson Davis. You continue to talk trash and you think you're one of the tops. Well let's look at your GWF career. You were merely a mid-carder while I rode high as the GWF Champion and nothing will change here. It's obvious by the talent I possess that I will rise to the top but right now I'm focused on destroying the NEO and getting those tag straps. And Adam Cameron; don't think I've forgotten about your ass but I'm just going to put you to the side for a while because you are frankly a waste of my time and an overall waste of human space. With that said; I think I'll end with THE CLASS A CONNECTION IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!

{Triple H's Motorhead theme blares over the PA system as Kennedy and Smith leave the stage and head back home with a collection of they're history from the past feds they've been in playing over the two huge monitors. They leave to a huge ovation from the members of the audience.}