Nursery Rhymes and fairy tales: The evil, the evil of them all
Vol. 1 By Wayne.
(note from Rob - I randomly tossed in pictures I found on the net when I searched for '3 blind mice' to color things a little, enjoy!)
There is something in this world today that has corrupted our minds, made us subconsciously think of violence and ruined what little sanity is left in America and throughout the universe. That something is NURSERY RHYMES AND FAIRY TALES. Yes, nursery rhymes and fairy tales, the crappy stories of violence and sexual obsession that our parents sung us when we were too young to masturbate.
I can hear it now (In a young, not yet legal girl's voice), "But Wayne, those rhymes helped us read and think better. They cheered us up and taught us many of life's lessons, why would….WRONG, MY FURRY LITTLE FRIEND! They corrupted our senses and implanted in our minds the fear and loathing of life and all its insecurities we hate. My first example in the long list of nursery rhymes/fairy tales is "The Three Blind Mice."
Mockery of blind people was never fun...ok, maybe in the early 90's and perhaps an hour or two last year; but anyway. This rhyme mocks the "visionly challenged" and all that they are worth. In an except from this travesty of a poem, the writers imply that blind people are helpless individuals running around like goofy freaks "Three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run, see how they run." GOD! Chasing blind people is considered a sport now-a-days??? And they are chased with a "carving knife!" Is that considered humane? Why are we teaching children that mockery and slaying of blind people is the right thing to do? While it may be slightly amusing at times, carving up blind people is not the correct humane way of treating blind people. That's what we have flaying for.
My last example is the line, "Who cut off their tails with a carving knife." I weep. I weep for their tails, which symbolize blind people's asses of course. I ask you, would you cut off a blind person's ass? I KNOW YOU WOULD! You know why? Because that nursery rhyme stuck in your subconscious and internally made you abhor blind people. A shame it is, my friends. A shame indeed.
Stay tuned for the next installment: Why Little red riding hood is a whore
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Mockery of blind people was never fun...ok, maybe in the early 90's and perhaps an hour or two last year; but anyway. This rhyme mocks the "visionly challenged" and all that they are worth. In an except from this travesty of a poem, the writers imply that blind people are helpless individuals running around like goofy freaks "Three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run, see how they run." GOD! Chasing blind people is considered a sport now-a-days??? And they are chased with a "carving knife!" Is that considered humane? Why are we teaching children that mockery and slaying of blind people is the right thing to do? While it may be slightly amusing at times, carving up blind people is not the correct humane way of treating blind people. That's what we have flaying for.
My last example is the line, "Who cut off their tails with a carving knife." I weep. I weep for their tails, which symbolize blind people's asses of course. I ask you, would you cut off a blind person's ass? I KNOW YOU WOULD! You know why? Because that nursery rhyme stuck in your subconscious and internally made you abhor blind people. A shame it is, my friends. A shame indeed.
