Fear and Loathing in Northampton: Reasons why I keep hearing the voices

     It seems that my mediocre life has taken a turn for the more dismal side of existence as my brain tries vainly to leap from my skull. You see, Nerdcore’s base of operations, our Mecca to end all meccas, was desecrated by the vile evil that is: URBAN CLUBBING. This situation wasn’t as dire as I had assumed but as the saying goes, assumptions make Asses out of many people. The organizers of this cesspool of techno had made fliers akin to the many things that nerdcore is designed TO MAKE FUN OF. They had pictures of people DRINKING and pictures of ILLICIT DRUGS on the flier. ON THE FLIER!! FOR ALCOHOL AND DRUG AWARENESS WEEK!! The only thing that I could think of, the only possible explanation for the blatant attack on modern sentient thought, was that the concept was to make people aware BY EXAMPLE. Perhaps giving people the MDMA and the cannabis, and the other dangerous illicits that degenerate pushers fear selling, they will be able to make an example out of the brain damage done by these substances. This makes Bob want to vomit himself inside out. Twice.


Upon closer inspection, there were good points. The entirety of the back corner of our cafeteria was blacked out, no windows, a cloak over the entrance, very nice for the nerve center of nerdcore. We sabotaged the locked doors so that they were no longer locked. We made many many quips at the little survey that they gave us. But we all felt violated. The organizers, although full of good intentions, perhaps didn’t realize that the path to hell was paved with good intentions. Once this event started however, many things became apparent. Nerdcore was going to win out on this one. Big time. The end point of this small “hallway” had tables with food. Free, God given food. Full of tastiness. And full of free-ness. The people that came in were easily dispatched by some random words, spastic dancing or face of doom. The music was easily removed from thought, as we made plans and merry the way Nerdcore operates EVERY DAY. With catering. And glowsticks. Now all that needs to be done is to convince them to do this every day, all the time.

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