The Pop Vandals
WHY???

Pillocks. The lot of 'em.

The Actual Lyrics to "Generation" by the Pop Vandals

Uh Goddato daaaay, slamminaheeeey
Blanidanaaaay, wanima BIN! MIN! ADA!
Generation, all graawn up
Think I'll mumumunununu and get a job

And is it not fair to say that "The Pop Vandals" is a f---ing terrible name for a band? Honestly! What exactly are they vandalising? Pop itself? How hard are you, boys? Going up to Pop (maybe up to Billie Piper) and spraying a lewd slogan over it... or maybe sticking some chewing gum on Pop's nose, or placing it crudely so it looks like Pop has big sticky pointy boobs. For God's sake, Pop Vandals, you are so up your own arses it's a miracle you can see your smug, "we are the future of music despite our peddling of weak harmonic sub-Three Colours Red punk" faces.
        Mind you... we did once see a band in the Exeter Cavern called "The Indifferent". Wow. They're so hard and punk that they literally DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING!!!

Q. What do you think of Third World genocide, The Indifferent?
A. No real opinion.
Q. What do you think of murder and rape?
A. Neither good nor bad.
Q. Hitler... your oh-so-vital opinion?
A. He did some good stuff.

F--- off back to your Pop Vandals supporting sets, you f---wits.

NOTE - These are my views. These are not the views of Geocities, URE, The No Show or any other major organisation. I could not beat the Pop Vandals in a fight. But even as I was picking my broken body off the floor, I'd have the knowledge that even though I was weak, they were still shit.

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