Ultra Crant's Crant Club Store and Club

The Ultra Crant Club is a club completely based upon deforestation in the tropics. Those stupid jungle animals deserve to die. In order to find a certain person in our club, search the scrollbar at the below side of this textbox.

Name: Your Email (so I can tell you where they are):

Salley Globerndy Theo Chandler Mr. Butt That monkey that we recruited from Brazil Our most powerful D&D Druid Theo Chandler's Sister Your Best Friend A hippo named Bill That Spy From The Opposing Group, Cranot's Six Hundred

I will try to find them and tell you where they are. I will email you back, so it's not instant information. Hopefully they are not dead. But they probably are dead.

History And News Of The Club

4/5/1945- A parent club was founded. Much more jerky than us. It was called the nazis. 7/8/1989- My brother cut down the most trees ever in one day. 8/9/2004- Ultra Crant Club began. 4/16/2005- People started joining or something. 4/23/2005- A herd of skunks came and walloped on our most powerful member, Richard Nixon

STORE

~~Flamethrower = $451.49 ($20 discount if you promise to not use it) ~~First Aid Kit = $20.321 (free if you buy the flamethrower(for legal purposes)) ~~Dragon = $500.95 (a must have if you don't like jerks ~~Three Snakes = $330.52 per snake (one costs 330.52) ~~Sword = $5 (plastic) ~~Sword = 2.52 peso (silicon) ~~Sword = $5 (jerk stabber. only kills non-jerks)

Sorry, nothing is in stock ever