THE NEVER-ENDING STORY PART 1

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Dick Robinson was a sleepy fellow, his bedtime being uncertain to all D&D Grandmaster Druids. But, he was also known as a dragon killer. His friend, Jobutt Buttbutt, was a stupid oaf, never seeing the light of day (due to his being chained up in his basement by his evil sister, Ponellobutt Buttbutt). His biz was usually about 5, unless any stimuli occured. He was walking to school one day (inside a black trash bag, due to Ponellobutt's bully friends who tangled him up into one) and he tripped over a rock. It turns out, the rock was really an ogre's tounge, who had recently passed out on the ground after a drinking contest. The other contestants were scattered through the forest, many dead, others were too drunk to realize the others were dead, and they pretended they were puppets. One such non-dead contestant was named Crockin Kojiou, the strongest alligator-zebra in the west united states. But, nevertheless (I hope I spelled that right) he was a strong gaterbra. He picked up a corpse of his favorite drinking buddy and said, "You look like my mom you ugly tweezer face." He smiled at his funny insult. But Ponellobutt Buttbutt, who's roar was feared through the land, was right behind him with a medicine ball...

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Only six men could climb mount everest with a rock in their stomach. But, Ponellobutt was too stupid to try. She crushed him with the medicine ball, and continued her pathetic journey. She fought ogres <show clip here>, and dragons <show clip here>, and crushed boulders <no boulder clip, just show ogre clip again>, until she ended up on the corner of Main and Godlin St...

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So, now that Godlin Street was recruiting bullies, Ponellobutt decided it was her job to be a bully. An already made bully threw three gallstones at her. She dodged two, and destroyed the other one with her lazer eyes. On of her lazer eyes broke in the process, so she ran to John Tapman's Olde Lazer Shop immediately. She bought an eye lazer and three more types of lazers. One of those lazers was a lazer gun. Also, a half dragon half dragon-eater got stung by a bee. Ponellobutt tried to save him by sending him in the mail to the hospital. But, it was too late...

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...so she joined the mafia. She shot people. Then she left the mafia. She's a nice lady. She was about to attack the hospital with a cannon when she had a heart attack. She would never be the new godfather. Also, a few attack dogs were her pets. One bit the pope. One bit the president. Finally, one bit the half dragon half dragon-eater. He died. Ponellobut was arrested. She called Dick Robinson to bail her out. Having a crush on her, Dick said, "Sure thing sweet cheeks!" And ran down to the old waterfront, to get on a boat, to sail to Godlin Street. He bought a boat with wheels (actually it was more of a car than a boat) and left to save his lovely lady. Half way through the ocean, he met up with a beautiful shark...

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...that was pretty cool. He did a dance number in order for Ponellobutt to laugh from her jail cell. She watched the dance number through a telescope. The dance number annoyed Dick Robinson, who instantly shot the shark. The shark's wife was crushed. Her three babies grew up without a dad. Only three out of the eleven ever achieved happiness. Robinson then met up with a cute clownfish. He kissed it. Then he remembered Ponellobutt. He couldn't just run around kissing random fish!!! He had to get his woman!!! Therefore, he jumped out of the boat and swam to the island prison (which was located on Godlin Street). He was almost there, when the clownfish and his friend, Rob, showed up. They were ready to scream at him, for they knew he was going to cheat on Clowny. Sooooooooooooo.....

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... he put earplugs in his ears and continued to save Ponellobutt. Meanwhile, Ponellobutt was making a backup plan for if Dick Robinson died on his journey to her. Meanwhile, at the laboratory, a rocket shot out of the sky and blew it up. Leaving the mice that inhabited it sterile and gigantic (from rocket radiation). Meanwhile, Dick Robinson made his way to Godlin Street. Meanwhile, Ponellobutt had made a plan for tunneling out of jail. She would get a shovel, and dig. Then, meanwhile, Dick Robinson passed a silly puddy stand. He picked some up and practiced his pitching skills by throwing it as far as his eye could see. It hit one of the radioactive mice and killed it. He was hung for killing the mouse. Ponellobutt started to think of a way to get a shovel from Mark, the shovel master...

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... Mark was an insane old man who had turned into a republican in his insanity (zing). If Ponellobutt was going to get the shovel away from him she would have to be cunning. She called her brother, Jobutt, using her last phone call for the day. Jobutt agreed to fight Mark to the death to get his sister out of jail. He called John Tapman for help. He said he couldn't leave his post at his shoppe. Then John decided to send his employee of the month to help Ponellobutt. David Sparksenheimer walked to Jobutt's house and they set off on their journey. Later, they met up with John's employee. His name was Ultra Man. He said I think you guys should fight Mark with wisdom, not your gigantic fists. David angrily yelled jerk you're a jerk I fight whoever I want with my gigantic fists and you've got some nerve being a jerk!!! U.M. said that he could understand David's runon sentence. They kicked David out of the group and were on their way. David, hurt, decided to join the side of the evil radioactive mice...

note to self: radioactive mice come back and do something