For security reasons I cannot and will not let any real names appear on this page. Fake names will appear instead. If people are offended by this then this means that I have succeeded in the designing of this page.
Stevenich is a pathetic fool who is in love with Pollyannavich and who also has a dreadful speech defect. He has sat next to me in I.T. for the last year and a half constantly plagueing me with questions about why girls do not like him. As well as Stevenich, I have had Farai attempting to feel me up in lessons at every possible moment. If you are interested in seeing this barely human example of the BSP I am working on how to insert a picture of him. I am at present sitting next to a large Stevenage fat named Big Gay Al. He's quite nice with aspirations for going out with a portion of lemon curry. This danger to shipping knows many state secrets including who killed Kennedy and what happened to Raul Wahlenberg, that nice Swedish man.
John Franklin Kennedy was killed by the Russians for the embarrassment over the Cuban missile crisis.
Raul Wahlenberg was almost certainly shot by the Russians in Lubyenka/Lubianka Prison in Moscow.
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theatre tonight…a steamroller ran over my head. By the way, Big Gay Al is still sitting next to me. Nevermind. As many of my friends know I usually fall hopelessly in love with people I have no chance at all with. This is another matter that is not very relavent to anyone however for more information on deviant sex or sexuality please feel free to visit "The Temple Of Grundle" and "The Council For Revolutionary Activities". Click below to access them. Do finish reading my website though. The addresses are below. Do not click on them as they are not hyperlinks and so you are going to have to read the rest of my site. The real reason is that I haven't read up on how to insert a hyperlink yet...
That's OK, I don't feel like that anymore. I have found out through certain questionnaires that Big Gay Al is afraid of insects and intends to design an insecticide that will kill all insects with a nuclear wind that will wash the whole world clean. And it won't just kill the insects it will make them straight.
Theo is ugly. Thank you Big Gay Al. More to come on that one folks!
This part of the page is dedicated to a child of the Grundle. His name is Gregory Hitler. He is madly in love with a charming young girl called Anshling...but don't tell anyone!! She doesn't appear to be in love with him though. She, and I quote Mr. Hitler on this, "...doesn't know what she is missing...". I therefore call upon this misguided young female to rush into the arms of the aformentioned Mr. Hitler and make dreams come true.
Hello Miniature People, I represent the Christian Plastic Knees Association. My job in this noble organisation is the shooting and deportation of bits of string and other rubber ornaments. My primary concern is to singe the hair on the private parts of all the Rabis' in East Ackton. Another main concern of mine is the compulsory circumcision of all hedgehogs in the Paris region. The reasons for this is that I have heard, and I quote a senior hedgehog on this, that they "...have great difficulty getting it up...". If, by any chance you see any sterile, pissed off hedgehogs in the region please contact us, The Christian Plastic Knees Association. Send your reports on a piece of batter pudding. Thank you. Goodnight. yours expectantly, Albert Krupp
Going back to the subject of honeys I add that it would also be pleasurable (to myself especially) if my honey would see the error of her ways and rush into my arms and make MY dreams come true. However I fear that that is only wishful thinking.