| Series 2 Quotes |
| Tim: One thing Gareth, when you're on the phone, could you keep the pig impersonations down to a minimum? Brent: I was a leetle bit drunk Biscuit Tin: STOP move away from the cookie jar Brent: I've never come over a little queer Brent: I'm not used to public squeaking, I pisspronounciate a lot of my worms Brent: Lunchtime gigs. They're the worst, aint they? Brent: Just make sure it's legal, and be safe Tim: Did you see that film last night, 'Gaylords Say No'? Brent: You'll never have another boss like me, someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer Brent: My favourite actor of all time is Mr Sidney Poitier Tim: When is the charity wanakathon? Keith: Don't know Brent: Having a laugh, yes Brent: That's mental Brent: Our lot are rubbish? You're Swindon lot are shit Brent: Yeah? Against karate? Brent: They know I'm rock n roll through and through Gareth: In my experience women who work in warehouses are slappers Gareth: Mine's massive and it aint made of plastic Lee: She'll get the old milkers out for a tenner Brent: Bunsen burner, nice little earner Brent: Ok everybody, what am I doing in there with a dildo? Gareth: You should wear tighter trousers Brent: I prefer a flan Finch: I'm already here, you fat twat Gareth: Just a quick in and out, no strings attached Brent: I'd get the other three, and I'd bend 'em all over, and I'd do the drummer, the lead siner and the one that plays the violin |
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