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| Brent talking to Keith: Weaknesses, you've put here 'Ecxema' Jeremy Atkin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brent: I will not have her tunnel banded round this office willy nilly Brent: Yeah, and I'll do you from behind because your breath stinks of onions, and I didn't tell you that. (Slap) Nick Aveta (both) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brent: It's a cross between Flashdance and some MC Hammer shit Gareth: I love your little beard, you should wear tighter trousers Gareth: Even you have been with Tim, just to let you know I will still accept a hand job, OK? Steven Helm (all 3) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Keith: Word of advice then, keep your travellers cheques in a bum bag Dawn: OK, I'll buy one Keith: What, when you get there? Dawn: Yeah Keith: Word of warning then, out there they call them fanny packs, because fanny means your arse. Not your minge. Duncan Brown ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brent: Strings to Brents bow - a) Philanthropist... Tim: Do you have nice butocks Gareth? Gareth: Yes Tim: Can I see them? Gareth: No, gay Donna Smith (both) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brent: Wank you very much Brent: Biggest dissapointment? I would have to say Alton Towers Brent: Look at this "Dutch girls should be punished for have big boobs." Now you do not punish girls, Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs Gareth: Yeah, if anything they should be rewarded Brent: No, they should be equal Gareth: Oh no, I'm not interested if there's another bloke involved. Maybe another girl, but not a bloke, I wouldn't even want him watching Brent: What's your ultimate fantasy? Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters, I'm just watching Tim: Yeah, I never thought I'd say this but can I hear more from Gareth? Gareth: Oh what is that? Brent: What? Gareth: He's put my stapler in a jelly again Brent: Why would he do that? Gareth: Cos I told him once that I don't like jelly, I don't trust the way it moves Lauren Ansell (all 6) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brent: RESOLVE....(awkward silence).... What? Willy69 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brent: He does the best Ali G impression Sanj: No, I don't Brent: Oh, it's the other one Sanj: Other what? 'Paki'........? Brent: That's racist Finchy: What did you say then? Who's the Cuban leader? Brent: Frey Bentos Gareth: He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what've you done? Martin Connor (all 3) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |