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After seeing "Dawn of the Dead" remake it comes to my attention that a zombie attack could be imminent. Here are some guidelines to avoid being eaten by zombies:
-Beware of strange chemical vats in funeral homes. It could just be formaldihyde or it could be corpse-bring-back-to-life-juice.
-Don't trust Haitian's. They know voodoo.
-Don't underestimate zombies. Some of them know Kung Fu.
-Zombies hate fire. And Shotguns.
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Bloomington is a small city. Why are there so many Chinese restaurants there? I mean, I like Chinese food (especially wontons. yum wontons), but where do all these chinese people come from (don't say China)? There are like 20 chinese people working at each restaurant, and there are at least 10 chinese restaurants in the city! What's up? Okay, now that I think about it, 200 Chinese people isn't that many. Never Mind.