Season 7

7.01: "Retirement Home"

Bart is upset to find out that his father Homer has been submitted to a retirement home after such a nasty experience in the past with his supposed demise, so he tries to find a way to get him out of the place before it is too late.

7.02: "The Fan Who Came to Dinner"

After supposedly saving somebody's life, Bart realises that this person has become his biggest fan ever and can't seem to get him off his back. Bart then finds himself inviting this person over to dinner, where he ruins it after getting in a bad mood.

7.03: "The Homer Simpson Story, Part II"

Bart is called to go into the hospital with his father where it is announced that Homer has a severe case of cancer once again, and this time, there is no hope. Bart, whilst upset, becomes determined to help his father enjoy the last few months.

7.04: "Shrubsville vs. Springfield"

Lisa, who has now advanced to college at an early age, joins the Springfield University tennis team, only to discover that she will be soon playing her brother Bart along with other people from Shrubsville College in the tennis finals.

7.05: "Camp of a Killer"

Bart signs him and his roommates up for a camping trip, but he soon realises that the supposed "nice trainer" is much tougher than he suspected, and figures that his life will be under threat by his friends if they do not get out of the premises soon.

7.06: "Are You There God? It's Me, Milhouse"

Milhouse is determined to become more religious after believing that he has had a vision from God and Jesus themselves, and they will come down to Shrubsville College soon. The others try to convince Milhouse that it was in fact a dream.

7.07: "The Lisa Simpson Experience"

When Alison goes away to visit her mother, none other than Lisa Simpson is asked to replace her as it will be useful for a report on "other people's lives." Bart finds himself becoming the "victim", where as the others get fed up with her.

7.08: "Ten Reasons to Stay in Shrubsville"

Bart becomes depressed, and after his friends try to convince him not to leave the college and return to Springfield, he asks them why and a special program called "Ten Reasons to Stay in Shrubsville" ensues.

7.09: "So Long and Thanks for All the Turkey"

Bart's roommates are shocked to discover that he is spending Thanksgiving with his family instead of his friends, but all Bart really wants is to be with his father but they can't see this. Homer ends up choking on a piece of turkey, and Bart blames himself.

7.10: "How the Chest Was Won"

Whilst on a study leave, Bart, Milhouse and Ed come accross an old treasure chest and become determined to open it and find out what is inside, but it is harder to open than they thought it would be.

7.11: "Christmas Roommates"

Linda and Emma leave together for a Christmas vacation, so Bart, Milhouse, Ed and Alison must find two new roommates to replace the girls whilst they are gone, but the ending result seems to be ruining Christmas more and more.

7.12: "Do They Know it's (Not) Christmas?"

When visiting Homer, Bart is shocked to discover that his father has arranged a late Christmas present, but he just can't come to the terms that Homer may be going senile and actually thinks that it is Christmas.

7.13: "Maggie Visits"

Maggie visits Bart at Shrubsville College, and Bart realises that she is even more immature than he ever thought. He attempts to get her to act mature, but soon realises that he needs to find out why she is acting so immature in the first place.

7.14: "Bart the Jew"

Bart still thinks that he could be a Jew, and when he realises that Jews have to be circumcized and have a Bar Mitzvah, he becomes determined to have both - unfortunately, he doesn't know what either of them means!

7.15: "A Tale of Two Wills"

Even though Homer is now alive, Bart is still determined to find out what happened to his will. He finds out that it has been switched with the now passed on Mr. Burns, who's real will is located all the way in France.

7.16: "Day in the Life of Aspen Bart"

Bart wins a trip to Aspen and takes his friends, except Charlie and Amanda who become determined to find out why. In Aspen, Bart finds himself becoming the most popular skiier there but faces competition from the all-time winner, Ted.

7.17: "Mind Over Fatter"

After a large meal, Bart feels as if his stomach has exploded and is taken to hospital. It is revealed that he is just getting a little porky, so instead of going on yet another diet, he gets liposuction instead, much to his roommate's disappointment.

7.18: "Bored of the Rings"

Charlie thinks his marriage with Amanda may be at risk because of her ring that is falling apart, as he got it from a cheap store he wasn't quite sure about. He tries to find a better ring before it is too late, with the help of Bart.

7.19: "I Was a Teenage Milhouse"

Bart finds it hard to believe that Milhouse was once a young teenager, as he is still slightly afraid of being around girls. Bart decides to introduce Milhouse to Lisa, but Lisa is disappointed that Milhouse doesn't like her anymore but she likes him.

7.20: "When the Paints Come Marching in"

Ed is inspired to become an artist, and Charlie, being the ex-star student of the art class, is jealous about Ed's newly found talent and challenges him to a rarely occuring "Art War", in which two people pit together and see who is the greatest artist.

7.21: "The Write Stuff"

Bart decides to become a writer, and manages to get his first article published in the Shrubsville Shopper. He then gets promoted to a higher position at the bakery, with better pay. Unfortunately, advertising the place is a lot tougher than he thought.

7.22: "Your Son vs. Mine"

Homer, being in a critical condition in hospital, gets angry at another patient and challenges him to a fight. Unfortunately, being in the situation they are, the two men call in their sons to fight for them. Unfortunately, they become good friends.

7.23: "One Flew Over the Bakery's Nest"

The bakery Bart works at starts to become a place for the elderly, and Bart gets fed up with them, that is, until he realises that his father visits the place as well. He now doesn't want the eldery to get out of the place, but finds himself going crazy because of this.

7.24: "The Syzlack Bar Wars"

Joe has finally opened up his own bar, but Moe realises that customers are travelling all the way to Shrubsville to go there instead of staying in Springfield for Moe's Tavern. Angry, a "Bar War" ensues, and Bart agrees to help out Joe.