as a few of you know, i have several hidden webpages that only a select group know about, partially because they're not finished, or partially because i only want to show it to a select bunch....this is a story of one of those pages...
a few days ago, someone told me about a forum where people were bashing me and my website for my counterstrike page. at first i was amused, but mildly frustrated, then as the forum grew, so did my frustration, so i took it upon myself to strike back with a page bashing euphnet (the counterstrike bar if u will)
what many of you don't seem to realize is that none of my pages are meant to be taken seriously. in some form or another, they're just parodies poking fun at personal pet peeves, some people take offense to it more than others. one of those people, who pretty much went out of his way to annoy me, is roy walton, many of you may know him....oh wait, shouldn't have used his name....aite, from here on out he will be referred to as Holiday Ham.
first: a preface
after reading my counterstrike page, Holiday Ham decided to try to sound smart by rattling off complex diseases that he hopes i get (yet probably doesn't even know what they are)...saying of me "i hope he gets amebic dysentry and ebola and dies." Bravo Hammie.
next, someone made a post "threatening" me, saying "i have people so high up in the underworld you couldn't get the frickin president to help you out," now, i quickly disregarded this as utter stupidity more than as a threat, but i did reply to him saying that it probably isn't smart to say shit like that, considering i could send all his information AND the post to the police and get him arrested....of course, Holiday Ham thought that this was a perfect time to try to insult my intelligence:
"(babble about how you can't take someone to court over threats made online)
Yup. Internet Privacy Act passed by Bill Clinton in 1994.
He doesn't know what he's talking about. (NOW PAY ATTENTION TO THIS LINE) True he's entitled to his own opinion, but when he takes it so far as to cause emotional harm to someone, he waives his first amendment right. (Not like he contradicted his so eloquently thought up arguement right?)
He has no right to poke fun at others for something as futile and indifferent as a video game, he's just taking out his mommy daddy problems on others who can't retaliat
So in the end, yes he does need angermanagement, yes he is wrong in stating what he did, and yes we all just want him to *expletive deleted by euphnet, i can only assume he said fuck himself*."
Finally, hammie sent me an e-mail:
From: R C <vashizzle@hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 6, 2004 7:11 P.M.
To: ifoundnemo23@hotmail.com
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude, thanks for the laugh! that was great!! BTW: I really don't care about what you think you can do to me or my brother (?), I really don't care about what you say, I admin for euphNET as a favor to mac, plus its fun to you know, be with FRIENDS, enjoying the night.
You on the other hand, well I dont know what you do, but your obviously jealous of all of us having fun so you have nothing else better to do than to try to make various insults at a poor, sad, narsisstic, vain attempt to seem 'big' on the internet of all places."
Wow...where to begin? Well, i guess it's time for ramin to stomp the living shit out of the self-esteem of Holiday Ham.....
Round 1: Internet Privacy
Forget everything else you said, this by itself convinces me that you are legally retarded. mommy/daddy problems? was that seriously the best you could do? now, disregarding your incredibly blatant contradiction, think logically: a threat online is a threat nonetheless, and if someone feels threatened, they can in turn contact the authorities. just because you're behind a computer screen, doesn't mean you're safe from laws, you fucking dumbass.
But, just to prove my point, i decided to do a little research on your privacy act....
(credit: www.snopes.com/legal/privacy.htm)
"As to the specifics of this dubious disclaimer, President Clinton signed no "Internet Privacy Act" in 1995, and existing federal privacy protections applicable to the world of cyberspace generally govern the collection and dissemination of personal information (such as medical records) via the Internet. Federal privacy laws DON'T serve to provide those who break laws in the on-line world with protection from prosectution should their illegal cyber-activities be uncovered by law enforcement officials visiting their web sites."
Last i checked, assault is an illegal activity, online or not.
Just to let you know, it's probably a good idea to make sure what you say is not blatant bullshit before you decide to claim "i don't know what i'm talking about."
Winner: Ramin
Round 2: Your e-mail
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i was truly speechless when i read this...first of all, in case you haven't noticed, i haven't updated my website in over 2 months, and when i update, it's usually once every two weeks. But nevermind that, i guess you're right, i have nothing better to do than make insults at a poor, sad, narsisstic, vain attempt. How the hell do i insult an ATTEMPT?! for an e-mail as short and uncomplex as yours, i'd expect that you'd actually look over it to make sure it made sense, you know, to save face or something.
Your De Anza education has served you well.
I could go on and ridicule your e-mail some more, but out of pity, i'll just leave it in all its wonderous glory, re-read it, and laugh at it some more...
Winner: Ramin
Seriously, when it all boils down to it, you counterstrike freaks are easily the most pathetic breed of people ever. When someone talks about having played counterstrike for 40 hours nonstop, and gets ENDLESS praise for his actions (read the euphnet forum) you can tell that you're all sad fucks. At first i felt sorta bad about making that type of generalization, but then i realized, what the hell do i have to be sorry about? is anything i say false? don't think so. each and every one of you who plan on whining and bitching about this can go fuck themseleves