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| Many people are unaware of the deadly abuse that penguins are given everyday by our winter creations. One of America's favorite winter pastimes is for the family to build a snowman and enjoy the sight of these "cute" and "innocent" beings. However, most makers of snowmen believe that the hethens simply disappear. What they don't know might not hurt them, but we cannot say the same for the innocent penguins, which can't even fly in their own defense. |
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| As soon as the snowmen see that we're not looking, they make a run for it, in a blood-thirsty search of the nearest penguin. Due to the freshness and longitude of their noses, these snowmen are equipped with a keen sense of smell. In cold weather, the scent of a penguin is strong and easily recognized. Penguin families don't have a chance once school is canceled and all the children rally their families together to assemble these psychotic penguin hunters. |
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| Please help us in our efforts to stop these snowmen from ruining the lives of penguin families. You might ask, "Why should we help them? What have they ever done for us?" Well, that is a very good question, and I'm glad you asked! You see, penguins are cute. It is our human duty to preserve all of these creatures so we can be awed by their cuteness. Please spread the word to not assemble any more of these killers, and destroy ALL snowmen in your area. If you would like more information on how to help, or you would like to assist us in our efforts to make snowmen illegal in the United States, email us at |
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