The Pied Piper's Assistant
Zan: *blows party favor loudly into Misto's ear*
Misto: OW! What was that for?!
Zan: The site has been up a year! Celebrate! Everybody! *motions to DJ, and the 'Jitterbug' begins playing*
Misto: A year? *begins to grow pale* I've been stuck here for a YEAR?! Let me out, let me out!!
Zan: Doncha remember how it all started?
Zan: *bounce* *bouncebounce*
Misto: Why are we in these ugly colors...?
Zan: *claps hands over Misto's mouth* These were our original fonts!
Misto: Ugh. Retro.
Zan: Ahh, these were the days...from our short time as mere shadows on the world of Expage...
Misto: And it's really hard to read in this color on this background.
Zan: Before moving to freeservers, and then finally to Geocities...
Misto: Which never would have happened had it not been for Jazzcat and Roxanne. Give thanks where it is due, Zan.
Zan: You know, you're really spoiling this for me.
Misto: Then my work is complete.
Misto: Ahh, this is much better!
Zan: *twirling around, wearing a fuchsia dress.
Misto: *facepalm*
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Oh! Hello there, I didn't see you! Sorry about that. I'm Mistoffelees, and that's Scherzando.
Zan: My name is Zan!
Misto: Sorry.
Anyway, this is our website, "The Pied Piper's Assistant". Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? We run most of the stuff going on here, but if something breaks or you want to yell at us, then contact Scherzando. She likes being yelled at. Really.
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor
