Best known for: Being terribly out of it.
Likes: Letters from Grandma. Mrs. Pitt. Old fashion values.
Dislikes: Peanuts. Slutty dressers.
Best line: "You can't have cherries without the Pitts."
Liz Pitt
Best known for: Putting up with the rest of her family.
Likes: Optimism. Good old fashion values.
Dislikes: Her husbands naiveness.
Best line: "I don't want to be a raging she-devil once a month...don't [say it.]"
Faith Pitt
Best known for: Being really hot. Resenting the rest of her family.
Likes: Cute boys. Driving. Music. Money. Shopping.
Dislikes: Her family. Bad luck. Weird stuff. Petey.
Best line: "I don't want a haunted car, I already own a haunted cello."
Petey Pitt
Best known for: Being adorable and a bit mischevious.
Likes: Hanging out. Pretending to be a beaver. Porno.
Dislikes: Faith.
Best line: "Pretend to be beavers, duh."