2. You buy a dummy.
3. You sign the petition to have it come out on DVD.
4. You buy books on Satanic posession.
5. You play Beaver with your friends.
6. Your wardrobe consists mostly of clothes you think Faith might wear.
7. You smile every time you see a cherry.
8. You buy NRBQ's album, memorize all the songs, and sing them in the shower.
9. You make bead-necklaces with the names of the cast/characters on them.
10. You sketch out little The Pitts comics.
11. You name your Barbie Liz Pitt.
12. You buy Computers for Dummies, and smile every time you see it.
13. When you go on your morning jog you pretend to be The Pitts running from that dinosaur in the opening credits.
14. You think about The Pitts 24/7/365.
15. You watch Fox every Sunday night...just in case.
16. You legally change your name to that of an actor or character.
17. You accidentally call your girlfriend Faith while kissing her.
18. You call people you don't like Smelly Shelly, regardless of their actual name.
19. You only buy VW cars.
20. You go to see any movie with a The Pitts actor in it, no matter how bad it looks.
21. You're afraid of nannies.
22. You're afraid of dummies.
23. You name your dog after a The Pitts character.
24. You make a The Pitts website.
25. You find yourself making a list of twenty-five ways to tell when you're obsessed with The Pitts.