Once Upon a time, in the land called Styroplate, there was a lowly people full of sugar called the Smart Ones. The Smart Ones were in need of a king for their poor unfortunate lives, and so they called out to the Great Creator in their need. The Great Creator smiled down on them and called out their names. "Lemn, O Range, Stawburry, Li-em... I shall set someone down before you which is unlike you in many ways. Respect him, or I shall see to it that he disappears from Styroplate forever." They agreed, and then the Great Creator set amongst them a god, a god so great he had to placed above them on a toothpick.....the Salamigod! He was crowned with a circular hard pretzel and was hailed by all around.
(to be continued...)
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