| Oh No! Not Again |
| In Life we go through some testing times. Here are two. |
| What Service!! To hold the phone, can drive you nuts Repeating statements, old music cuts They make it sound, like help looms near You wait and wait, you pull your hair How have we lowered, to this state Our time means zilch, Boy! ain't that great I'd rather hear that busy sound Than wait and simply hang around As I form this worthless poem My ear is stuck, to the telephone I'm told my call's important stuff It's been an hour, and that's enough Bye by music and recorded voice With patience gone, I've but one choice You've so succeeded to make me nervous Over and over, I think, What Service!! A very annoyed Poetic Plumber wrote the first draft of this poem while it was actually happening |
| Out of Stock How many times, have you seen this The sale is on, too late, you missed And then those options, come in view To try and hold, your frantic stew That raincheck word, is often used To pass on by, a worthless feud Please check back later, may be said But chances are, that jolts your head And how about, those order forms To hold back some, internal storms It seems so senseless, to be true But sales do often, make us blue Why don't these guys, just figure right To fill those shelves, for pleasant sight I wish they'd take, a Wall Street walk Cause they are never, out of stock I would imagine you guys have some sales stories to tell too |
| I bet each one of you could find a few businesses to send copies of one, or both of these poems to. I think it's time to get back to the list of poems page. Click Here |
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