| Welcome to Rhymestown U S A |
| Mayor of Rhymestown Welcome stranger to my old town I hope you plean to stick around I sure do Mayor, as you will find And by the way, you're mighty kind Well thank you friend, I love your way We'll get along real fine each day That's good to hear, from you the chief How do you do, my name if Lief Now ain't that cool, my name is Eric Son of Todd, my boy is Derrick Do shake my hand, I'll buy you lunch And when I vote, for you I'll punch That's gosh darn nice of you to say Elections not that far away Absolutely! That's my game You'll win with me close by your name I like your style, lunch is on me I've just the place, do you like tea? I'd love a cup, while we do eat We could discuss a Senate seat Oh my friend, you make me laugh This afternoon, you'll meet my staff Just lead the way, Your Honor please And by the way, did you just sneeze? Why yes I did, it's from the grass That landscaper just made a pass Well God Bless You, is what I say Let's mosey on, the grass can stay Well thank you much, your care is grand You'll move right up in Rhymestown land The Poetic Plumber |
| Two Poets Meeting So Tell me pal, how have you been You look real pale and kind of thin You're right my friend, I've lost some weight I've been real sick, what lousy fate Well that's too bad to hear your plight At times you must have lived in fright I surely did, for weeks on end But now I think I'm on the mend How Good to hear, I'll pray you know For better days to quickly show Why thank you friend, you are a peach Are you now heading, for the beach? You know me all to well my pal I have to meet my gal named Sal I've always liked your Sally well She always left right at the bell She still is prompt, I better go She'll say I'm moving too darn slow Don't let me hold you anymore She'll blame me too, I know the score Well take it easy, my great pal I'll say you said, hello to Sal Good-bye my friend, It has been great Get going or you'll pay the freight Take care my pal, and see you later You one smooth cool, aligator The Poetic Plumber |